Why do people always say i write like Hunter S. Thompson about things that Patrick Bateman would say or do? Im very sane.
As for snow, we got hammered. Many inches. Lots of snowmen. Terrible, TERRIBLE children walking into my house with snow on their shoes because the goddam things care nothing for carpet.
I got super bored and spent a *****load of money on a few decks so I can teach the wife to play and pwn noobz at the new LGS. Volrath goodstuff and Oona tribal because ZOMG CUTEZ FAERIEZ!
Decided it was time to come out of retirement. If the Cowboys are winning, that means I have to win too. So I ran out to this new shop for some pauper. Idk what the **** pauper is. So I says to some stranger I says "Hey man, lemme bum a deck." And this big dude, tatted neck to nuts, says "Aight man pick one." and pulls out these big boxes. So I'm a gambler, and I randomly choose the orange sleeves. Mono black.
First round is this 12 year old who plays boggle something, can't be the target of such and such. I roll that dudes face with Gurmag Angler cause ****in why not, a big fish.
Second guy is the tatted motorcycle guy the loaned me the deck. RDW? In pauper? Five minutes later I'm in the middle of a smoke break after that 5 minute *****storm of a match. Wondering why I'm here, what's the whole thing mean, what the **** man whys that ***** in PAUPER???
Match three win the first game on a nut draw. Narrowly lose the second because this first year law student decides he's gonna sac, draw, sac, draw, sac, draw, oh there's Metalcraft gg. Lost 2-1.
As for snow, we got hammered. Many inches. Lots of snowmen. Terrible, TERRIBLE children walking into my house with snow on their shoes because the goddam things care nothing for carpet.
Decided it was time to come out of retirement. If the Cowboys are winning, that means I have to win too. So I ran out to this new shop for some pauper. Idk what the **** pauper is. So I says to some stranger I says "Hey man, lemme bum a deck." And this big dude, tatted neck to nuts, says "Aight man pick one." and pulls out these big boxes. So I'm a gambler, and I randomly choose the orange sleeves. Mono black.
First round is this 12 year old who plays boggle something, can't be the target of such and such. I roll that dudes face with Gurmag Angler cause ****in why not, a big fish.
Second guy is the tatted motorcycle guy the loaned me the deck. RDW? In pauper? Five minutes later I'm in the middle of a smoke break after that 5 minute *****storm of a match. Wondering why I'm here, what's the whole thing mean, what the **** man whys that ***** in PAUPER???
Match three win the first game on a nut draw. Narrowly lose the second because this first year law student decides he's gonna sac, draw, sac, draw, sac, draw, oh there's Metalcraft gg. Lost 2-1.
I don't like the cards, but the cards like me.
It was pretty goddam awful.
One plugged in...two to go.