Well, well, well, I'm resurrecting a really great thread from 'News, first managed by ryo0oki's, then Rioyoki, and now, me, TFE.
Here's a view of the predecessor, Soul Marker II so you can get the gist of what this is: http://forums.mtgnews.com/showthread.php?t=178448&highlight=soul
Basically I can steal anyone's soul, and put it up for sale. You guys can all bid for it with humorous and creative bids, or not, just bid for it. Tell me what you'll trade for the soul, and after I've got several posts, I'll decide who gets the soul on who has the coolest/best/funniest/whatever bid.
The winner can place a title in their signature: Proud Owner of *blank*'s soul!
Blank being whoever's soul you won.
Hrmmm, the soul market is fresh on Salvation, I have a large choice of souls to take...
Soul #1:
Stax
Let the bidding commence!
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Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
1 raw bucket of fish....and a breath mint while i'm at it
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Several discarded links from my favorites
The Canadian ability to spell words like "honour" and "color" as ending in either "-or" or "-our"
One large chesterfield
Three obscure jokes
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Ambivalent owner of nan's soul. Proud worshipper of TFE.
Twelve tons of rancid elephant manure, a pile of waffles with the Brady Bunch logo branded into them, a filesharing program that is missing one of the files, a pen that writes in purple, the seventh child of the seventh person in my seventh grade class, a wedge of Swiss cheese, a page full of mediocre puns, a rabid weasel complete with chewie post, the toenail clippings of the Pope, a cel of Smithers doing the Robot, whatever happens to be in my left pocket at the moment, Slavan K. Guiser, a Pyknite in NM/M condition, and a pair of slacks with an enormous hole in the crotch.
I'll throw in:
My eternal worship. You will be my god. Forever.
Access keys to the top secret compound containing my soul in a vat.
$7.50 Canadian.
And a large double-double.
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Ambivalent owner of nan's soul. Proud worshipper of TFE.
Will 3 points sufice?
Alright Eleventy-One Million points but that is as high as I'll go
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I just steal all of the other bids and offer them up myself. I will even throw in TFE's soul for good measure. Actualy maybe I can hold up for some other [cough]better[/cough] soul. Er um, replace that with A secret lost episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion. (this product may or maynot exsist and Static is not required to provide it)
Oh yes and I have it rigged so that upon the theft of my soul by TFE ALL of anything about Neon Genesis Evangelion dies. No one else can either.
...whatever happens to be in my left pocket at the moment, Slavan K. Guiser, a Pyknite in NM/M condition, and a pair of slacks with an enormous hole in the crotch.
Holy Moly, Apparently I'm part of a bid! Go me.
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
Chimp: Not suprising. Stax is a blues record label, so it wouldn't be crazy to find a theater featuring 'Soul' with a Stax sign.
TFE: I MUST RETAIN MY SOUL!!!
To keep... My own soul... I bid:
4 Biggy Mackies
Quarta' Pounda' with Cheese
Sugar Ray's song Drive By if you don't get that joke
All 13 VHS volumes of Evangelion
All 8 regular DVD volumes of Evangelion
The Complete Evangelion DVD collection with collectable box
Death and Rebirth DVD
EoE DVD
2 Director's Cut Evangelion DVD's
All 7 Platinum Evangelion DVD's with collectable box
Chimp: Not suprising. Stax is a blues record label, so it wouldn't be crazy to find a theater featuring 'Soul' with a Stax sign.
TFE: I MUST RETAIN MY SOUL!!!
To keep... My own soul... I bid:
4 Biggy Mackies
Quarta' Pounda' with Cheese
Sugar Ray's song Drive By if you don't get that joke
All 13 VHS volumes of Evangelion
All 8 regular DVD volumes of Evangelion
The Complete Evangelion DVD collection with collectable box
Death and Rebirth DVD
EoE DVD
2 Director's Cut Evangelion DVD's
All 7 Platinum Evangelion DVD's with collectable box
I bid two sets of all of that and will consider giving you Cuba, France, and South Africa. I would like that soul for um stuff.
Fine ivisiprint: Static reserves the right to not have to pay and still get the soul.
TFE, In response to these bids going on for the Stax, I offer you, in addition to whatever else I've offered, your own personal Yoshiyuki Sadamoto on a leash. Yes, on a leash. As well as the location of the secret Gainax entrance to Tokyo III. And maybe a date with Misato Katsuragi.
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
I offer you the bones of Mohammad, Jesus, Abraham, and Buddha *I'm an accomplished thief* with these, u can unite 4 major religions...AND TAKE OVER TEH WORLD* :fingers: *ALL WILL BOW BEFORE YOU...and maybe me*
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Elder Scroll IV: Oblivion is going to be THE best game of 2006....FOR SURE...
Oh yes and I have it rigged so that upon the theft of my soul by TFE ALL of anything about Neon Genesis Evangelion dies. No one else can either.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Don't speak of such things!
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a bucket full of dead babies
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My eternal worship. You will be my god. Forever.
Hrmmm, tempting...
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I bid a sock filled with cueballs and a special edition DVD of Deep Impact.
I get it...So I beat myself over the head with the weighted sock to end the agony of watching Deep Impact?
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To keep... My own soul... I bid:
4 Biggy Mackies
Quarta' Pounda' with Cheese
Sugar Ray's song Drive By if you don't get that joke
All 13 VHS volumes of Evangelion
All 8 regular DVD volumes of Evangelion
The Complete Evangelion DVD collection with collectable box
Death and Rebirth DVD
EoE DVD
2 Director's Cut Evangelion DVD's
All 7 Platinum Evangelion DVD's with collectable box
Damn Evangelion weakness of mine...You drive a hard bargain...
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Quote from Stax »
To keep... My own soul... I bid:
4 Biggy Mackies
Quarta' Pounda' with Cheese
Sugar Ray's song Drive By if you don't get that joke
All 13 VHS volumes of Evangelion
All 8 regular DVD volumes of Evangelion
The Complete Evangelion DVD collection with collectable box
Death and Rebirth DVD
EoE DVD
2 Director's Cut Evangelion DVD's
All 7 Platinum Evangelion DVD's with collectable box
I bid two sets of all of that and will consider giving you Cuba, France, and South Africa. I would like that soul for um stuff.
Or not. Poor Stax.
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TFE, In response to these bids going on for the Stax, I offer you, in addition to whatever else I've offered, your own personal Yoshiyuki Sadamoto on a leash. Yes, on a leash. As well as the location of the secret Gainax entrance to Tokyo III. And maybe a date with Misato Katsuragi.
A PERSONAL SADAMOTO?! A DATE WITH MISATO?! Daaaamn, I'm totally going to pick you, Slavan gets the sou...WAIT A MINUTE!
:slant:
*TFE notices something*
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Twelve tons of rancid elephant manure, a pile of waffles with the Brady Bunch logo branded into them, a filesharing program that is missing one of the files, a pen that writes in purple, the seventh child of the seventh person in my seventh grade class, a wedge of Swiss cheese, a page full of mediocre puns, a rabid weasel complete with chewie post, the toenail clippings of the Pope, a cel of Smithers doing the Robot, whatever happens to be in my left pocket at the moment, [B]Slavan K. Guiser[/B], a Pyknite in NM/M condition, and a pair of slacks with an enormous hole in the crotch.
MWAHAHHAH! If I accept Istanbul's bid, I get Slavan too, and by getting Slavan, I get what he bid but don't have to give him a thing! Mwhahahaha...A date with Misato, a personal Sadamoto, and all the random crap Istanbul gave me...
Istanbul gets the soul! Remember to put that you own Stax's soul in your sig or something, unless you're ashamed of that fact.
2 buckets full of dead babies
a broken cell-phone
the evagilion thing or whatever you like
a rusty wrench
masterful skills in basketball
a 10 cent whore
oh i need this i will give you my first born kid and i will give you my accont password and i will buy you a striper and i will buy you a hooker any give you a monkey and a 3 toed sloth and i will give you a un oped gum pakeage and ten punds of soap
hmm...*why didn't i win...sob* (what to offer) ... I GOT IT! a...nope...i got no ideas... or... what if i offered...hmm...my own soul as the Genie of the Lamp...I would grant your every wish...
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The Internet- Just a few of the things included in this package are... Unlimited upload and download speeds, Vast amounts of Storage, and Access to Citibank's Online Credit Card Database for purchasing Pornography (Also known as Evangelion)
Al Gore- With all the technology that the Internet holds, you'll need a pretty good Tech to keep it running, right? Why not the Man who invented the internet himself?
A Reversal of the March 1st Standard Bannings, but only for you!- No need to depreciate the value of your cards, right? Go ahead and win all your favorite tournaments!
Your own Magic Card- Screw the Invitational! Just think up a nice card and I'll have Wizards print as many copies as you want. This item comes with your choice of Layouts (Alpha, Beta, 8th, etc), Premium or Non-Premium, and Fries.
Broads, Dames, & Wenches- Want some booty? You pick the age and the country of origin and I'll hook that up. Not into the ladies? This item is exchangable for "Bros, Dudes, & Weiners"...
Here's a view of the predecessor, Soul Marker II so you can get the gist of what this is:
http://forums.mtgnews.com/showthread.php?t=178448&highlight=soul
Basically I can steal anyone's soul, and put it up for sale. You guys can all bid for it with humorous and creative bids, or not, just bid for it. Tell me what you'll trade for the soul, and after I've got several posts, I'll decide who gets the soul on who has the coolest/best/funniest/whatever bid.
The winner can place a title in their signature:
Proud Owner of *blank*'s soul!
Blank being whoever's soul you won.
Hrmmm, the soul market is fresh on Salvation, I have a large choice of souls to take...
Soul #1:
Stax
Let the bidding commence!
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
-Alpha
Several discarded links from my favorites
The Canadian ability to spell words like "honour" and "color" as ending in either "-or" or "-our"
One large chesterfield
Three obscure jokes
And one contract waiver.
Proud worshipper of TFE.
my sig. made by me.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
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Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
easy acess?
my sig. made by me.
I also bid the hollow white shell that I shed off my skin this morning.
:bunnycake:
YOURS MAY BE NEXT
I'll throw in:
My eternal worship. You will be my god. Forever.
Access keys to the top secret compound containing my soul in a vat.
$7.50 Canadian.
And a large double-double.
Proud worshipper of TFE.
Alright Eleventy-One Million points but that is as high as I'll go
Oh yes and I have it rigged so that upon the theft of my soul by TFE ALL of anything about Neon Genesis Evangelion dies. No one else can either.
Holy Moly, Apparently I'm part of a bid! Go me.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Did you know that's the first result when you Google Imagesearch Stax?
3CB and 4CB5CB!TFE: I MUST RETAIN MY SOUL!!!
To keep... My own soul... I bid:
4 Biggy Mackies
Quarta' Pounda' with Cheese
Sugar Ray's song Drive By if you don't get that joke
All 13 VHS volumes of Evangelion
All 8 regular DVD volumes of Evangelion
The Complete Evangelion DVD collection with collectable box
Death and Rebirth DVD
EoE DVD
2 Director's Cut Evangelion DVD's
All 7 Platinum Evangelion DVD's with collectable box
I bid two sets of all of that and will consider giving you Cuba, France, and South Africa. I would like that soul for um stuff.
Fine ivisiprint: Static reserves the right to not have to pay and still get the soul.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Don't speak of such things!
Hrmmm, tempting...
I get it...So I beat myself over the head with the weighted sock to end the agony of watching Deep Impact?
Damn Evangelion weakness of mine...You drive a hard bargain...
Or not. Poor Stax.
A PERSONAL SADAMOTO?! A DATE WITH MISATO?! Daaaamn, I'm totally going to pick you, Slavan gets the sou...WAIT A MINUTE!
:slant:
*TFE notices something*
MWAHAHHAH! If I accept Istanbul's bid, I get Slavan too, and by getting Slavan, I get what he bid but don't have to give him a thing! Mwhahahaha...A date with Misato, a personal Sadamoto, and all the random crap Istanbul gave me...
Istanbul gets the soul! Remember to put that you own Stax's soul in your sig or something, unless you're ashamed of that fact.
Souls Owned:
Stax's Soul- Istanbul
Next Soul:
nan[/b]
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
2 buckets full of dead babies
a broken cell-phone
the evagilion thing or whatever you like
a rusty wrench
masterful skills in basketball
a 10 cent whore
my sig. made by me.
remebr with enuf soap you can blow up anything!
The Internet- Just a few of the things included in this package are... Unlimited upload and download speeds, Vast amounts of Storage, and Access to Citibank's Online Credit Card Database for purchasing Pornography (Also known as Evangelion)
Al Gore- With all the technology that the Internet holds, you'll need a pretty good Tech to keep it running, right? Why not the Man who invented the internet himself?
A Reversal of the March 1st Standard Bannings, but only for you!- No need to depreciate the value of your cards, right? Go ahead and win all your favorite tournaments!
Your own Magic Card- Screw the Invitational! Just think up a nice card and I'll have Wizards print as many copies as you want. This item comes with your choice of Layouts (Alpha, Beta, 8th, etc), Premium or Non-Premium, and Fries.
Broads, Dames, & Wenches- Want some booty? You pick the age and the country of origin and I'll hook that up. Not into the ladies? This item is exchangable for "Bros, Dudes, & Weiners"...
Can I have Nan's Soul, Please?
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