In the first episode, we are introduced to our cast-
Omna, a gentle librarian whose heart is full of melancholy! Arguas, a handsome Catholic priest with a heart full of conflict! Alacar, the roguish businessman! Also, his heart is FULL! Mamelon, the mysterious vixen who tends the bar! Photon Eater, the CEO of Coffee Incorporated, and evil socialite puppetmaster! SnoopdoggAtog, housewife with a past- a past of ASSASSINATION! SapphireTri, the buxom secretary to Photon Eater. She will ***** slap any woman in a heartbeat!
Also featuring Ethersphere as the private eye with a lot to lose, and Faerie Lord as Fergalicious!
We start our episode as Omna meets Arguas in New Mexico*, where Omna is excavating ancient books from an underground library underneath the Alamo! She meets Arguas, who is the priest at a local church, and they fall deeply in love! But alas, they can never be together because of his vow to the church!
WHAT WILL BECOME OF THEM?
Meanwhile, Alacar and his young wife Snoopdogg settle in to their lives in the suburbs! Alacar has recently been promoted to Head of Department, but he feels his new bride has a dark secret- a secret that tears at his soul!
Meanwhile, Snoopdogg's heart is heavy with shame over her past as a mafia hitwoman! She contacts Mamelon, an old colleague who left the biz to start a bar, and they commiserate over their angst and their ability to kill a man with a swizzle stick!
Little do they know that Photon Eater has uncovered their past after hiring sexy young private eye, Ethersphere! He plans to expose them to ruin Alacar's career so that his company, Coffee Inc, can take over Alacar's firm! Ethersphere rushes to warn Snoopdogg, but he is interrupted by SapphireTri, who appears on the back of a motorcycle and promptly shoots Ethersphere!
WHO WILL SURVIVE THIS ENCOUNTER?
Tune in next time, for the next exciting episode of Magic Soap-Operahouse!
*I'm aware that the Alamo is, in fact, in Texas. It's a joke on how soap opera writers often use exotic terms and locales in their writing to sound interesting, but often don't check their facts first.
Ether, you're like the well-established actress who plays the main character's mother-in-law or the landlady or something and who appears in more or less every single episode but is always listed as 'with Ethersphere' in the opening credits.
Ether, you're like the well-established actress who plays the main character's mother-in-law or the landlady or something and who appears in more or less every single episode but is always listed as 'with Ethersphere' in the opening credits.
EXACTLY. You are basically Karen. Or at least Tara.
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[16:23] Alacar Leoricar: maybe if you do it'll make the porn more meaningful
That's it, Photon--if there's more episodes, then I am making this part of post #2. It's just too good
Also be sure to include the love child of Mr. Stuff and Saph--Otaku Pupil, or if you wanna stretch back, Shinobi.
If I'm forced to speculate, I would guess that in a future episode, Otaku Pupil ends up being a clone or evil twin to Shinobi, if not just Shinobi with amnesia.
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[16:23] Alacar Leoricar: maybe if you do it'll make the porn more meaningful
*cracks knuckles*Ok I have a few questions on this deck...
First off 2 Living Wishes..: Why only 2. A deck like this screams to have more Living wishes or even Burning wishes Whcih you have none of. I say insert 2 burning some how or go up to 4 Livings.
Next the sideboard:
1 Exalted Angel
1 Loaming Shaman
1 The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
1 True Believer
1 Eternal Witness
1 Mishra's Factory
1 Withered Wretch
1 Grave-Shell Scarab
This is understandable cause of the Living wish.
These are not:
1 Disenchant
1 Naturalize
1 True Believer
2 Tivadar's Crusade
1 Withered Wretch
if your using a wish board you don't want more then 1 ofs of the targets and also Why the random 1-2 of's of things you can't Wish for. Tivadar's Crusade is overkill on a Confinment deck when MOST times gobo's have no answers to it. The Disenchant should be a ronom Unicorn so it is a wish target. Out side of this I have no other ideas.
makes me wish I didn't sell all my duals:(
hehehe well ive only tested a couple of times against solidarity so far it has been pretty solid with all of the discard and confinement to help lock in the win. Well you do have to take this in consideration saph we were making this deck at 12am to like 4 or 5am last night lol but we just came up with a crazy idea. I think it has alot of potential to do pretty well in legacy but obviously the deck still needs alot more testing since i only tested a couple of times last night but so far it has done pretty well against solidarity.
@mamelon: waves to mamelon good morning to you too! *hugs* I am also glad you like our deck.
Pulp Fiction, is a film directed by Quentin Tarantino and stars John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Willis, Ving Rames, Uma Thurman, Tim Roth, Harvey Kietel, Eric Stoltz, and Quentin Tarantino. This is Tarantino's sophmore directorial adventure, although it was the third film he wrote. It premiered at the Cannes Film Festival in 1994 where it won the Palm D'or, something unheard of for American film at the time, which is what makes a movie riddled with drug use, dirty words, and voilence, such a brilliant movie.
The movie itself has a fairly basic plot, but is split up into three parts, which do not go in order. The movie first follows the story of Vincent Vega (John Travolta) and Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson), who are both hitmen for Marcellus Wallace (Ving Rames). They are in search of a mysterious breifcase, which they track down eventually. Later that night Vincent takes Marcellus Wallace's wife Mia (Uma Thurman), out to dinner. She OD's later in the evening and Vincent has to bring her back to life with the help of Eric Stoltz.
Then it cuts to Butch (Bruce Willis), who is a boxer who was paid by Marcellus to throw his next fight. He instead kills his opponent in the ring and runs to hide with his girlfriend in a cruddy motel. He forgets his watch and goes back to his house to get it, but Vincent is there to kill him.
Butch takes Vince's gun and kills him instead.
Butch then flees, but accidently runs over Marcellus. The two get into a fight and Marcellus gets captured by this guy running a pawn shop. He is taken downstairs. Meanwhile Butch feels bad to see that Marcellus is getting raped by Zed, a local cop, so in a famous scene, he takes a samurai sword and slices some people up real good. This is the end of the movie chronologically............
But we then cut back to right after Jules and Vincent make their hit. They wind up at their friend Jimmy's, who is played by Quentin Tarantino, house to dispose of a body. They need help so they call Harvey Kietel's character, the Wolfe. Then we return to the diner where the opening scene with Tim Roth, as Pumpkin, occurs. Pumpkin and Honey Bunny try and rob the diner while Vincent and Jules are there. It results in a mexican standoff between Pumpkin, Honey Bunny, Jules and Vincent. Jules lets Pumpkin and Honey Bunny leave with their score after buying Pumpkin's soul, for around $1500, and with Vincent, leave the diner; thus ending the movie.
Pulp Fiction is considered Tarantino's masterpiece, and one of the best films of all time, beceause of its ability to be essentially about nothing yet hold an audience for almost two and a half hours; due to its extremely well written dialouge, and interesting characters. It is rated R for some farily obvious reasons, but most importantly one of my favorites.
Pulp Fiction is one of my all-time favorite films. If ANY of you have seen my YouTube video you know full well I have a poster of Jules and Vincent on my wall (it's like, 3'x5'!) The film is written very very well--every single shot in every single scene has a purpose. The film is considered very violent and very sexually oriented, but it really doesn't have a lot of violence compared to other films, and every sexual piece is tasteful, if not suggestive ('cept one scene, but that's rather symbolic in a way)
Don't worry, i have been asked a plenty of times if im female or at least gay. They got the answer when i ***** slapped them and hit them with my purse and yelled "Im not gay!"
Did I hear Rping in MTGS? hmmm, may need to investigate this further, lets make our gather info check...
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13
I hope I don't fail!!
*Wanders into kitchen*
oooOOOOOoooo....oven...
*looks through cubord for ingridients to chocolate chai, and double fudge cake for those who requested it.*
Me am chief...
It's finally time... I admit to being a hot chick. I just hid it cause I was afraid of all the geekly love.
But seriously, HILARIOUS Photon! Good stuff!
Ummm does that make me a lesbian then?
It was incredibly funny Photon. It cheered me up too. The weather is so bad, I couldn't go to my dinner party. If it keeps up, they may move tomorrow's finals. Freezing rain, snow, rain, sleet, ice, and weird slushy stuff has been falling from the sky all morning. Ugh, not looking forward to driving in this junk tomorrow.
Strongbad, congrats on the license!! When my post failed to show up three times, I forgot about it.
Welcome geckomage and baldersmashed.
Good luck with finding a playmate for your rat, Shin'!!
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Exciting Tales of Intrigue and Romance
Episode 1: Be My Barrista
In the first episode, we are introduced to our cast-
Omna, a gentle librarian whose heart is full of melancholy!
Arguas, a handsome Catholic priest with a heart full of conflict!
Alacar, the roguish businessman! Also, his heart is FULL!
Mamelon, the mysterious vixen who tends the bar!
Photon Eater, the CEO of Coffee Incorporated, and evil socialite puppetmaster!
SnoopdoggAtog, housewife with a past- a past of ASSASSINATION!
SapphireTri, the buxom secretary to Photon Eater. She will ***** slap any woman in a heartbeat!
Also featuring Ethersphere as the private eye with a lot to lose, and Faerie Lord as Fergalicious!
We start our episode as Omna meets Arguas in New Mexico*, where Omna is excavating ancient books from an underground library underneath the Alamo! She meets Arguas, who is the priest at a local church, and they fall deeply in love! But alas, they can never be together because of his vow to the church!
WHAT WILL BECOME OF THEM?
Meanwhile, Alacar and his young wife Snoopdogg settle in to their lives in the suburbs! Alacar has recently been promoted to Head of Department, but he feels his new bride has a dark secret- a secret that tears at his soul!
Meanwhile, Snoopdogg's heart is heavy with shame over her past as a mafia hitwoman! She contacts Mamelon, an old colleague who left the biz to start a bar, and they commiserate over their angst and their ability to kill a man with a swizzle stick!
Little do they know that Photon Eater has uncovered their past after hiring sexy young private eye, Ethersphere! He plans to expose them to ruin Alacar's career so that his company, Coffee Inc, can take over Alacar's firm! Ethersphere rushes to warn Snoopdogg, but he is interrupted by SapphireTri, who appears on the back of a motorcycle and promptly shoots Ethersphere!
WHO WILL SURVIVE THIS ENCOUNTER?
Tune in next time, for the next exciting episode of Magic Soap-Operahouse!
*I'm aware that the Alamo is, in fact, in Texas. It's a joke on how soap opera writers often use exotic terms and locales in their writing to sound interesting, but often don't check their facts first.
No, you're a recurring guest spot.
EXACTLY. You are basically Karen. Or at least Tara.
I always knew you wanted to take over my firms..
Oh, Starr, I am so torn!
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WTF I have tits?!?!?! WHY does everyone think I'm a chick....Am i the only guy that admits to not being a hot chick on this site....lol
Im not even an extra =[
And thanks for reminding me how do to dice. Photon and AL
Give it time. I had to do the coffeehouse originals first. More will come in later episodes.
And, ahem... I'M the one who showed you how to do dice tags.
Also be sure to include the love child of Mr. Stuff and Saph--Otaku Pupil, or if you wanna stretch back, Shinobi.
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I've been playing Time Splitters 3. Fun game. Its good after all the hard games to just have a 'shoot it if it moves' game.
If I'm forced to speculate, I would guess that in a future episode, Otaku Pupil ends up being a clone or evil twin to Shinobi, if not just Shinobi with amnesia.
I am not a chick >.< Even though i can hit high notes and very low notes in songs...
There, there, Barbara. Be a good girl and go get me some coffee.
Yes, I know you are vaginally-challenged. That's why it is funny. An evil secretary assassin with huge boobs is only funny when she's actually a man.
* SapphireTri Grumbles and goes off to get said coffee and spike it....
It's finally time... I admit to being a hot chick. I just hid it cause I was afraid of all the geekly love.
But seriously, HILARIOUS Photon! Good stuff!
hehehe well ive only tested a couple of times against solidarity so far it has been pretty solid with all of the discard and confinement to help lock in the win. Well you do have to take this in consideration saph we were making this deck at 12am to like 4 or 5am last night lol but we just came up with a crazy idea. I think it has alot of potential to do pretty well in legacy but obviously the deck still needs alot more testing since i only tested a couple of times last night but so far it has done pretty well against solidarity.
@mamelon: waves to mamelon good morning to you too! *hugs* I am also glad you like our deck.
Love,
Cecilia/Kevin
Pulp Fiction, is a film directed by Quentin Tarantino and stars John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Willis, Ving Rames, Uma Thurman, Tim Roth, Harvey Kietel, Eric Stoltz, and Quentin Tarantino. This is Tarantino's sophmore directorial adventure, although it was the third film he wrote. It premiered at the Cannes Film Festival in 1994 where it won the Palm D'or, something unheard of for American film at the time, which is what makes a movie riddled with drug use, dirty words, and voilence, such a brilliant movie.
The movie itself has a fairly basic plot, but is split up into three parts, which do not go in order. The movie first follows the story of Vincent Vega (John Travolta) and Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson), who are both hitmen for Marcellus Wallace (Ving Rames). They are in search of a mysterious breifcase, which they track down eventually. Later that night Vincent takes Marcellus Wallace's wife Mia (Uma Thurman), out to dinner. She OD's later in the evening and Vincent has to bring her back to life with the help of Eric Stoltz.
Then it cuts to Butch (Bruce Willis), who is a boxer who was paid by Marcellus to throw his next fight. He instead kills his opponent in the ring and runs to hide with his girlfriend in a cruddy motel. He forgets his watch and goes back to his house to get it, but Vincent is there to kill him.
But we then cut back to right after Jules and Vincent make their hit. They wind up at their friend Jimmy's, who is played by Quentin Tarantino, house to dispose of a body. They need help so they call Harvey Kietel's character, the Wolfe. Then we return to the diner where the opening scene with Tim Roth, as Pumpkin, occurs. Pumpkin and Honey Bunny try and rob the diner while Vincent and Jules are there. It results in a mexican standoff between Pumpkin, Honey Bunny, Jules and Vincent. Jules lets Pumpkin and Honey Bunny leave with their score after buying Pumpkin's soul, for around $1500, and with Vincent, leave the diner; thus ending the movie.
Pulp Fiction is considered Tarantino's masterpiece, and one of the best films of all time, beceause of its ability to be essentially about nothing yet hold an audience for almost two and a half hours; due to its extremely well written dialouge, and interesting characters. It is rated R for some farily obvious reasons, but most importantly one of my favorites.
Pulp Fiction is one of my all-time favorite films. If ANY of you have seen my YouTube video you know full well I have a poster of Jules and Vincent on my wall (it's like, 3'x5'!) The film is written very very well--every single shot in every single scene has a purpose. The film is considered very violent and very sexually oriented, but it really doesn't have a lot of violence compared to other films, and every sexual piece is tasteful, if not suggestive ('cept one scene, but that's rather symbolic in a way)
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I'm tempted to sig that
Current New Favorite Person™: Mallory Archer
She knows why.
Anyway at least it was a good choice. But PF has too much WTFery points in it to hold my attention.
I love Full Metal Jacket too. I just wanted to start with an iconic movie.
Did I hear Rping in MTGS? hmmm, may need to investigate this further, lets make our gather info check...
I hope I don't fail!!
*Wanders into kitchen*
oooOOOOOoooo....oven...
*looks through cubord for ingridients to chocolate chai, and double fudge cake for those who requested it.*
Me am chief...
Sig by the Great R&Doom!
Ummm does that make me a lesbian then?
It was incredibly funny Photon. It cheered me up too. The weather is so bad, I couldn't go to my dinner party. If it keeps up, they may move tomorrow's finals. Freezing rain, snow, rain, sleet, ice, and weird slushy stuff has been falling from the sky all morning. Ugh, not looking forward to driving in this junk tomorrow.
Strongbad, congrats on the license!! When my post failed to show up three times, I forgot about it.
Welcome geckomage and baldersmashed.
Good luck with finding a playmate for your rat, Shin'!!
Have a good one yall. I shall return later.
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