Location: A lake somewhere in the jungle. Sir Mu can be seen fishing with a makeshift fishing rod.
atlseal: Ahh, you must be that Sir Mu guy I keep hearing about.
Sir Mu: Umm... yeah, why?
atlseal: Oh no reason, just wanted to thank you for saving the host yesterday.
Sir Mu: Oh, umm... thanks. So why are you dancing all the time?
The camera zooms out to reveal that atlseal is indeed dancing.
atlseal: Why do I have a feeling I had this conversation before?
Sir Mu: Huh?
atlseal: Oh nothing, so wanna get some breakfast?
Sir Mu: Sureee.... I guess. Hope you like fish. So let's see what we got here. *Goes to check the line but starts to struggle*
Sir Mu: DAMN MAN, wanna help? I got a HUGE one here.
Atlseal goes and to grab the line but 2 loud gunshots can be heard. Turning around he notices that Sir Mu is on the ground, taking one shot to the heart and one to the head. Looking in the direction he sees Monkey and knobbodi high fiving each other over their successful kill. Behind them appears ced395 pointing a gun directly at atlseal.
atlseal: OH CRAP! *Dives behind the dead body of sir mu right as ced fires. The bullet only manages to hit the now dead sir mu.*
atlseal: Well at least this guy was good for something. *Drags Sir Mu's body into the lake and starts dancing with it*
Sir Mu, I guess you did save the last dance for atlseal all along.
Producer: WAIT A MINUTE!!! Where is deathjoey?
Camera cuts to deathjoey, who is sleeping near an ammo box. He reaches in and grabs a bullet and loads it into his gun.
Deathjoey: Charlene, I'll take good care of you...
Round 6
Monkey Playing MTG - Shoot Sir Mu
knobbodi - Shoot Sir Mu
Deathjoey - Load
ced395 - shoot atlseal
Sir Mu - Load
atlseal - Guard
Producer: Damn it, why do these fools have to be so careful now? And WHY THE HELL ARE THE CAMERAS OUT?!
Director: Remember, the storm took out the power 2 days ago.
Producer: I don't care! GIVE ME MY CAMERAS!
Camera Director: Well, we at least have the manned camera's working.
Producer: Well why didn't you say so?! Show me what you have.
One of the screens flickers on with images from each manned camera. On the first two images, ced and knobbodi can be seen loading a round into their guns. When the image changes to the third camera, Knobbodi can be seen ducking behind trees. He appears to have a panicked look on his face.
Producer: Do we have sound?! What is going on?!
As the speaker flicks on, a barely audible get away can be made out. As he gets closer to the cameraman, he starts screaming.
knobbodi: AHHHHHH!!! GET AWAY SIR MU!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Knobbodi then runs into the forest, still screaming at the top of his lungs.
Director: Guess he took that kill kinda hard.
Producer: I'll say. Next camera.
The screen flickers onto the next camera. On the screen atlseal can be seen lining up a shot on someone.
Director: Finally some action! Who is he shooting? Who Who Who!
The camera turns into the direction of where atlseal is aiming. In the distance a hat can be seen peeking out from the bushes. Next thing that is heard is the familiar sound of gunfire and a loud thunk on the ground.
Atlseal: YES GOT HI... WHAT?!?!
Coming into the frame is Deathjoey. He looks around confused a bit then looks on the ground. He pick up the hat and then turns towards atlseal.
Deathjoey: Hey! You hit the cameraman!!! Watch where you are aiming!
Fuming, Atlseal starts to curse at deathjoey in multiple languages.
Producer: OH COME ON!! You know how much a good cameraman costs? I swear to god, he pulls that stunt again and I will kill him myself!
Location: A lake somewhere in the jungle. Sir Mu can be seen fishing with a makeshift fishing rod.
atlseal: Ahh, you must be that Sir Mu guy I keep hearing about.
Sir Mu: Umm... yeah, why?
atlseal: Oh no reason, just wanted to thank you for saving the host yesterday.
Sir Mu: Oh, umm... thanks. So why are you dancing all the time?
The camera zooms out to reveal that atlseal is indeed dancing.
atlseal: Why do I have a feeling I had this conversation before?
Sir Mu: Huh?
atlseal: Oh nothing, so wanna get some breakfast?
Sir Mu: Sureee.... I guess. Hope you like fish. So let's see what we got here. *Goes to check the line but starts to struggle*
Sir Mu: DAMN MAN, wanna help? I got a HUGE one here.
Atlseal goes and to grab the line but 2 loud gunshots can be heard. Turning around he notices that Sir Mu is on the ground, taking one shot to the heart and one to the head. Looking in the direction he sees Monkey and knobbodi high fiving each other over their successful kill. Behind them appears ced395 pointing a gun directly at atlseal.
atlseal: OH CRAP! *Dives behind the dead body of sir mu right as ced fires. The bullet only manages to hit the now dead sir mu.*
atlseal: Well at least this guy was good for something. *Drags Sir Mu's body into the lake and starts dancing with it*
Sir Mu, I guess you did save the last dance for atlseal all along.
Producer: WAIT A MINUTE!!! Where is deathjoey?
Camera cuts to deathjoey, who is sleeping near an ammo box. He reaches in and grabs a bullet and loads it into his gun.
Deathjoey: Charlene, I'll take good care of you...
Round 6
Monkey Playing MTG - Shoot Sir Mu
knobbodi - Shoot Sir Mu
Deathjoey - Load
ced395 - shoot atlseal
Sir Mu - Load
atlseal - Guard
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Obligatory: "Then why didn't you guard?"
Response: "Because I wanted to Load."
Time: Unknown
Producer: Damn it, why do these fools have to be so careful now? And WHY THE HELL ARE THE CAMERAS OUT?!
Director: Remember, the storm took out the power 2 days ago.
Producer: I don't care! GIVE ME MY CAMERAS!
Camera Director: Well, we at least have the manned camera's working.
Producer: Well why didn't you say so?! Show me what you have.
One of the screens flickers on with images from each manned camera. On the first two images, ced and knobbodi can be seen loading a round into their guns. When the image changes to the third camera, Knobbodi can be seen ducking behind trees. He appears to have a panicked look on his face.
Producer: Do we have sound?! What is going on?!
As the speaker flicks on, a barely audible get away can be made out. As he gets closer to the cameraman, he starts screaming.
knobbodi: AHHHHHH!!! GET AWAY SIR MU!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Knobbodi then runs into the forest, still screaming at the top of his lungs.
Director: Guess he took that kill kinda hard.
Producer: I'll say. Next camera.
The screen flickers onto the next camera. On the screen atlseal can be seen lining up a shot on someone.
Director: Finally some action! Who is he shooting? Who Who Who!
The camera turns into the direction of where atlseal is aiming. In the distance a hat can be seen peeking out from the bushes. Next thing that is heard is the familiar sound of gunfire and a loud thunk on the ground.
Atlseal: YES GOT HI... WHAT?!?!
Coming into the frame is Deathjoey. He looks around confused a bit then looks on the ground. He pick up the hat and then turns towards atlseal.
Deathjoey: Hey! You hit the cameraman!!! Watch where you are aiming!
Fuming, Atlseal starts to curse at deathjoey in multiple languages.
Producer: OH COME ON!! You know how much a good cameraman costs? I swear to god, he pulls that stunt again and I will kill him myself!
Round 7
Monkey Playing MTG - Guard
ced395 - Load
Deathjoey - Civilian
atlseal - shoot Deathjoey
knobbodi - Load
Round 8 Actions should be in by 9:00 PM EDT July 28th.
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