avatarz is made of jelly-candy and combustables. Real life for it is a feverent dream for us. Probably raiding a candy castle on a sugar mountain or something.
Gather the Flock2W
Instant {U}
Put two 1/1 red and white Bird creature tokens with flying onto the battlefield. SPAM SEASON - If it's been three or more pages since the last challenge started, put five of those tokens onto the battlefield instead.
Due to CF's historical spammy nature, and the community that rose out of it, I have been very lenient with spam in the thread so far. I don't want to fix something that isn't broken, but here are the general guidelines, all in one post, that you should follow:
1. Do not double post. This is the big one. If we let people double post the spam would get out of hand as people raced to ++. This will not be tolerated.
2. No single-word or emoticon only posts. These are just annoying.
Breaking either of these two rules will result in a spam infraction. This is your warning.
Spammy posts, as long as they contribute to some form of discussion, are perfectly fine.
General forum rules, such as trolling/flaming/advertising, etc. still apply. Spamming is the only rule that I will be lenient with.
Avatarz's Needs2GB Instant (U)
Sleep (You may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. If you do, skip your next judging turn.)
Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn if you control a Swamp. Another target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn if you control a Forest. 'Tarz hungry.
I am not going to go back and retroactively apply any penalties. These rules apply only from here forward.
something about a mod preaching about forum civility with a sig that talks about a bird crapping on a dude's head seems incongruous.
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Had semenulative upkeep before it was fashionable. Look what you forced me to do, Wizards! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS!
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Like I said, I can only go by my own experience, which is now 18 years. Kind of disheartening when you think you know something and you find out that you're a notch below a low grade moron.
We could probably make 2 pages go by in an hour if we tried hard enough. Quick! Time to design 5 separate anagram cards!
heh!
There is so much spam, the last card post (mine) is like 3 pages back on 15ppp.
This is a joke
Hotter Fake Hmomh2UR
Creature - weird (u)
flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to up to two target creatures or players, and you draw a card for each target dealt damage this way.
2/0
I guess OP wants it to be 'keyworded' like "dies" was. What word would you replace ETB with though?
When Aegis Angel is born?
When Huntmaster of the Fells arrives?
When Kitchen Sphinx lands?
When Faerie Imposter busts in?
When Dread Cacodemon pops in?
When Malfegor shows up?
Diondi, Valor's Læs
Legendary Land
Diondi, Valor's Læs comes into play tapped. t: Add W to your mana pool. 1W,t: Regenerate target creature. If that creature is regenerated this way, you gain 2 life.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
/throws myself at your feet.
FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE UNWITTINGLY SINNED. /sobs.
Pardon? I don't quite understand what you're saying.
If I'm annoying you,
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JUUUUUDGE! Where the actual **** are you?
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Bonus points if you go and replace void_nothing in Flamingo Mafia.
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This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
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Kanbei must have spam infractions!
Gather the Flock 2W
Instant {U}
Put two 1/1 red and white Bird creature tokens with flying onto the battlefield.
SPAM SEASON - If it's been three or more pages since the last challenge started, put five of those tokens onto the battlefield instead.
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Due to CF's historical spammy nature, and the community that rose out of it, I have been very lenient with spam in the thread so far. I don't want to fix something that isn't broken, but here are the general guidelines, all in one post, that you should follow:
1. Do not double post. This is the big one. If we let people double post the spam would get out of hand as people raced to ++. This will not be tolerated.
2. No single-word or emoticon only posts. These are just annoying.
Breaking either of these two rules will result in a spam infraction. This is your warning.
Spammy posts, as long as they contribute to some form of discussion, are perfectly fine.
General forum rules, such as trolling/flaming/advertising, etc. still apply. Spamming is the only rule that I will be lenient with.
—:meg:
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Oh, but normal forum rules apply too. No flaming or whatever.
OP updated with the link (under CF rules section).
don't waste my time with reports on posts that don't break any of these rules.
Avatarz's Needs 2GB
Instant (U)
Sleep (You may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. If you do, skip your next judging turn.)
Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn if you control a Swamp. Another target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn if you control a Forest.
'Tarz hungry.
iiw: italian stereotypes
we will have a problem.
I am not going to go back and retroactively apply any penalties. These rules apply only from here forward.
These two posts were far funnier before I edited that post.
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something about a mod preaching about forum civility with a sig that talks about a bird crapping on a dude's head seems incongruous.
There might have been a time when I would spam the day away,
(Ooh) Once upon a time I would do nothin' but spam.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
If two pages go by overnight I will be VERY impressed.
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heh!
There is so much spam, the last card post (mine) is like 3 pages back on 15ppp.
This is a joke
Hotter Fake Hmomh 2UR
Creature - weird (u)
flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to up to two target creatures or players, and you draw a card for each target dealt damage this way.
2/0
but if it somehow wins:
moar weirds?
Legendary Land
Diondi, Valor's Læs comes into play tapped.
t: Add W to your mana pool.
1W,t: Regenerate target creature. If that creature is regenerated this way, you gain 2 life.
Læs
IIW: You know what? More weirds.