Squirrel Infestation2GG
Sorcery {U}
Put four 1/1 green Squirrel tokens onto the battlefield "I was gonna gather up the hazelnuts and what do I see? Squirrels! I barely made it out alive!"
Delve Below3WU
Sorcery (R)
Players play a MAGIC subgame, using their libraries as their decks. Each player who doesn't win the subgame loses half his or her life, rounded up. If you would lose the subgame the first time, the remaining players (including you) play another MAGIC subgame, using their libraries as their decks. If you win this subgame, you gain 20 life in the first subgame.
IIW: GO DEEPER.
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If you're having creature problems I feel bad for you son
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
It was at that moment that I realized: I'm kinda just making these things up. We can just write the rules the way we want them to work. People will have fun, and people will get it.
I'll just take this as incentive to GTFO MTGS and study.
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[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
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My scroll wheel has had enough punishment in its lifetime as it is.
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Laughing at our pain.
Bastard.
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Two postsThe post after this one is page 212 under Unfunny Joke Settings.(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
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Creature - Troll (M)
Counters can't be placed on Forum Joke.
Forum Joke can't be equipped or enchanted.
Forum Joke is no fun.
6/9
IIW: Better Forum Jokes
EDIT: Quick! No one post anything more today so
I can win the challengewe can get through the day without murdering our poor scroll wheels!Whereas this post serves the exact opposite purpose.
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This post is as meta as your post.
Edit: Ho' mother there are a lot of people just watching this thread.
Edit edit: Shall we try to get to page 213 before April Fools ends?
Edit edit edit: I just realized that all these edits basically ruined the original point of this post.
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Sorcery {U}
Put four 1/1 green Squirrel tokens onto the battlefield
"I was gonna gather up the hazelnuts and what do I see? Squirrels! I barely made it out alive!"
Club Flamingo win: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
8, 9
The Winner is Judge win: 1, 2
Winner is also Judge win: 1, 2
Instant (U)
Madness - Discard a card.
Target player sacrifices a creature.
IIW: Cards inspired by music.
You heard the kingpin. Let's get to it.
TROLL CHALLENGE TIME: HAIKUS AGAIN.
I will judge.
It will be awesome.
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Going meta? I like it.
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(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Sorcery (R)
Players play a MAGIC subgame, using their libraries as their decks. Each player who doesn't win the subgame loses half his or her life, rounded up. If you would lose the subgame the first time, the remaining players (including you) play another MAGIC subgame, using their libraries as their decks. If you win this subgame, you gain 20 life in the first subgame.
IIW: GO DEEPER.
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Sorcery
Restart the game.
IIW: Holder
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Comic Book Set
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http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost.php?p=5509365&postcount=24
Club Flamingo - For posting things without enough content for other threads.
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