Oh so many Pacinos, such little time!!!
I'm thinking Grizzly Adams is behind the bear plot somehow.
Either that or Chuck Norris.
Poor Danza!
Will he ever succeed?
of course! he'll soon overthrow the nazi native american empire...any day now >_>
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OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
Quote from extremestan »
Word, definitely true. Raid's the air-to-ground missile. Boiling water's the hydrogren bomb.
Yeah feuerdrache, don't give me ideas, or you might get a scene with TRM.
i didn't give you the idea, Twomz did. :gomp:
by the way, you should do something like character profiles, including what the character like to do during the day and whatnot. there's a friggin' gold mine there.
Far far away in a distant, distant oil tanker thing…again...again...again...again.
- lolz, dis is getting tedious.
- WILD POKEMON HAS APPEARED
- wuzzat?
- AY LEMME GET MY BREAD
- ...
- AY AY ***** LET ME GET MY BREAD!
:kittybread:- ...
- ...
- wanna cyber?
- ...
- I have lubri-AAAAAAOHGODAAAAAHAA****!
Back at the White House.
- ...
- ...
- ...
- ....
- ...
- ...
- ...
- ...
- I...I had no choice! THEY WOULDN'T STOP! THEY NEVER STOPPED! SCENT OF A WOMAN WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
- HOOWAAAAAAAH!?!?!?
- No! It's, It's not my fault! I couldn't, the shotgun, I-
- HOOWAAAAAHDOKEN!
- NO! NOT THAT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOT THAAAAT!
- lolz
Now...back to our heroes...or whatever.
- Bob Dole...
- Jooba jooba jaba...
- How...in the ****...didju beat...Robot Kerry?!
- DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. SWIFT BOAT VETERANS EATING FISH!
- DAMN JU! MY SHADOWY OVERLORD WILL NOT BE HAPPY! I MUST MAKE MY ESCAPE TO...like...um...france or something...lol.
- GET OFF THE ****ING KEYBOARD TRM, I'M WRITING THIS YOU DIP**** TURDFACE!
- Fuc u and a bag of potatoes chipz
- Sorry for that folks. Back to our regular programming.
- DAMN JU! MY SHADOWY OVERLORD WILL NOT BE HAPPY! I MUST MAKE MY ESCAPE TO MY EVIL CUBAN MOUNTAIN LAIR! OHOOHOHOHO!! I MUST SHIELD MY RETREAT OR I WILL BE DESTRUCTOED! DEMO-COMMIES! KILL KILL KILL!
- ACHTUNG! DEAN MAD!!!!
- ME WANT DRINK NOW! NOW!
- lolz, videogames suck, except like, XBOX! XBOX FOR LIFE! LOLOLOLOL!
- IZZZ PARTY TIME, *****ESS!!! TUUUBA TUUBAA ADOOOOBITY DOOOOOWAAAAAH! JAZZ!
- JAAAAAAAAAZZ!
- Bob Dole...
- Jooba jooba jaba...
Back in the Shadowy Like Evil Lair Stuff...
- Get outta the way *****, Kami's mine!
- lol, no.
-
- Methinks he's got enough lovin' for the both of us.
- THAT SOUNDS FAAAABULOUUUUUS!
- Lookie, our minions are still fighting, that's soooo cute.
- lolol.
- FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
- Fight.
- FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
- Fight.
- FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
- Fight.
- FOUUUURWAAAAAAAY!
Back at my house
- Dudes, why is Robert E. Lee SLEEPING ON MY ****ING COUCH!?! WHY THE **** IS HE STILL HERE?!
- ZZZZZ...mmm...Grant...is...ZZZ...such....ZZ...a kewtie...ZZZZz...zzzz...
- lolz, iono, wanna eat some fish?
- ***** what?! FISH?! We have to do the evil plan ****?! Where the **** is R_E anyway?! Where the **** is Stax?! Where the ****'s my cellphone?!
- lolz, found it. look!
- ...
- That's...not...a...cellphone.
- lolz, I wanna play snake and shyt.
- DON'T TOUCH IT! I BOUGHT IT FROM EBAY, STOP I-
- Whae does dis button do, Dexter?
- ****ing nice. It's a ****ing rip in the time-space ***** please whatever the ****. It's a portal to like, some other place. *****. What's on the other side?
-
-
-
- I NEEED MOOORE LUBRICAAAAANT!
- OH GOD ALMIGHT! CLOSE IT CLOSE IT! Phew...You don't want to know what was on the other ****ing side...*shudder*
- Wanna buy some PCP? I'll give you a discount, ese.
- lolz, pcp, is that like, from the Rugrats or something?
- DRAGONBALLL ZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
-
Meanwhile, again, somewhere in the vile land of Connecticut
- wtf...
- ...
- oh ****, now im awerebear too.
- ...
- Can werebears still look at Elisha Cuthbert naked? Or izzat against the rules?
- ...
- lol.
MEANWHILE!
- ACHTUNG! DESTROY HIM!
- OH SNAPZILLA!
- HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!
- RUN AWAAAY!
- ZERE IS NO ESCAPE ZAT WAY! MY ULTIMATE MINION! STOP THE DANZA!
- FLAVOR FLAAAAAAV!
- lolz, zere ist no escape.
- Double weak.
OH SNAPZILLA! Will Hitler triumph?! What the ****'s with that fourway? Gross?! WILL ROBOT DANZA DESTROY?! WILL THE MINIONS OF CASTRO DEFEAT OUR AGENTS?! CAN JOSEPH LIEBERMAN BEAT HALO ON LEGENDARY?!
All these and more questions probably not answered at all, next chapter.
Far far away in a distant, distant oil tanker thing…again...again...again...again…again.
- lolz, dude, I ****ing own in these sunglasses. I hope no one like, stops my nirvana-like state of ultimate coolness, ya kna? I hope that stripper I hired to come to the tanker comes soon. I’ma ready for some luvin.
- …
- Ooooh, you must be him. That’s FABULOOUUUUUUUUS!
- …
- wut, r u shy honeyclumps?
- SEAN CONNERY SMASH! SEAN CONNERY WANT DRINK! DRINK!
- weak.
- LMAO
- Double weak.
Meanwhile...back at the White House!
- Sir…We have word that Agent Connery has gone MIA somewhere over the Pacific in route to back up Agents Key Lime and Cobra. Are you sure the Pacino Funeral should be today?
- HOOOOWAAAAH!
- Y-yes sir…sorry for your loss…
- HOOOOWAAAAH!
-I grieve and spin in misery for your loss as well, Mr. President. Especially Robo-Pacino. He was only in his beta phase.
- HOOOOWAAAAH!
Meanwhile...
- WE AAAARE GAAAAATHERED HEEERE ON THIS SACRED DAY OF MASHED POTATOES TO JOIN AND BOND THE LOVE OF A TOASTER STRUDEL AND A MASHED POTA-NO I’M SORRY! A TOASTER STRUDEL AND A….A HOT POCKET! MR. POCKET, DO YOU TAKE THIS STRUDEL TO BE YOUR WEDDED WIFE!
- …
- ALRIGHT! NOW, MISS STRUDEL, DO YOU TAKE MR. POCKET TO BE YOUR HUSBAND TILL MICROWAVES DO YOU PART?!
- …
-ALRIGHT! SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD THEIR CHEESY PEACE!
- …
-- WHAAAAT?! TURKEY HAM AND CHEESE! YOU HAAAAD YOUR CHANCE! LET HIM HAVE PEACE WITH HIS NEW WIFE NOW, YOU HAAAAD YOUR CHANCE WITH THE PANTS DO YOU UNDERSTAAAND?!
- Um...excuse me...Reverend...
- DIDNA TELL YA TA KNOCK BEFORE YOU CAME IN, MR. WILLIAMS?!
- Um...my name's Johnson sir.
- THAT'S ALRIGHT JOHNSON SIR, I FORGIVE YA! NOW YOU GOT SOMETHING FOR MEH?!
- You...do...have the Official Pacino Funeral...don't you remember? You were supposed to be there like five hours ago.
- YOU CALLING ME A MEXICAN?!
- No...I...um...
- It's quite alright good sir, I got my mashed potato jetpack. GOGOGOGOGGOGOPOTATICA!
- ...
- SHAMBAAAMBAAAMAANA! AND AWAY I GOOOOOOOO!
-
Now, back to our heroic Agents!
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba jaba...
- Hah! You may have defeated the Demo-Commies, but I shall not fail, Agent Cobra and Agent Key Lime Jello! You will die! BWAHAHAHAH! GO SOMBRERO FORCE! DESTROY THEM!
- CEBOLLLAAAS!
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba jaba...
- Anybody got some weed?
Meanwhile...Back with The Danza!
- HOHOHOHOHHOOH!
- FLAVOR FLAAAAAAV!
- HUZZZAAAAAAAAM!
- NAZI GOKU MAD!
- HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!
- Crap. Whattama I gonna do!? Crap!
- You see now! You must join us! Everyone will come under our control, and zen ve shall totally sell a lot of Magic cards for Bel on Manatap. Yaah.
- *shrug* I had to connect the storyline somehow.
- lolz, pass the dutchie *****. lol, dutch people.
- LIKE I WAS SAYING! You see now! You must join us! Everyone will come under our control, and zen ve shall totally sell a lot of Magic cards for Bel on Manatap. Yaah.
- Like! Oh crap! Whattama gonna do!
- IF YOU REFUSE, ZEN I VILL HAVE TO SEND YOU TO THE HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO CAMPS! MY MINIONS...UM...get him!
- FLAVOR FLAAAAAAV!
- HUZZZAAAAAAAAM!
- NAZI GOKU MAD!
- HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!
- ...
- Oh crap man! Oh crap! Doze Hippos are gonna like, be hungry and gobble me up like, um, a whole buncha friggin' marbles! Oh crap! Anything but tha-
*The door is knocked down*
- SEAN CONNERY WANT HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
- What?! No, I need them! You had enough time to play with them! I want them!
- SEAN CONNERY WANT HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
- I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU WILL DIE NOW! NAZI FLAV! DECIMATE!
- FLAVOR FLAAAAAAV!
- SEAN CONNERY WANT HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
*bang bang*
- *choke*...flavor...flavor...flaaav...
- OH NOOOOES! RETREAT RETREAT RETREAT MY MINIONS!
- lol, Sean Connery like Hungry Hungry Hippos.
- I SHALL RETURN...LIKE...SOME OTHER TIME...IS...AROUND NINE ALRIGHT?
-
- CAAAAALL MEEE!
-
WHAT THE HELL!? What will become of Sean Connery and the Hippos?! Will Jesse Jackson's Mashed Potato Jetpack take him in time for the Pacino Funeral?! What about Hitler!? Do his plans involve sombreros?! Why?! How!? Fish?!
All these and many other questions answered on the NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!
But first, a preview of the next episode, Episode Seven!
- You cannot pass... I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The Dark Flame will not avail you, Flame of Udun. Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!
- lol, dutch people rock my sox.
Chapter Seven: When I Say "*****", Ya'll Say "Please"!
Far far away in a distant, distant oil tanker thing
- lolz, I wish I could like, play Playstation 9 and get robot ********s before I die.
- I like fish.
- I hate bears.
- JESUS WALKS!
- Where art thou, continuity?
- WHO TOOK MY FUGGIN CRAYONS!?
Back at TFE's place.
- ANYONE GOT A FUGGIN BEER! I'm a rowdy babe. lolz
- DUDE I AM SO FUGGIN BLAZED ***** DUDE! :OMGBIGEYEDGUY:
- ...
- lololol, you sound like Ulysses S. Grant, he was a cutie.
- lol, ur kawaii *****, lez make out
- omfg, u tease.
*mmmph, mmmm, smack smack, kiss :love:*
- I think I just vomited a little in my mouth, just a little. I taste wasted Hot Pockets. CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A ****ING BREAK HERE?!
- I can do that!
- Oh sweet, seriously? How about some gum? You got any gum?
- NO I WON'T DO THAT!
-
-
-
Back in the Shadowy Like Evil Lair Stuff...
- Oooh, Chainer, no wonder they call you a dementia master.
- Ooooh yeah...:love:
-:love:
- ANYONE SEE WHERE THE MUSKRAT WENT?!
- MAAAAAAAASTER! A MESSAAAAAAAAAGE!
- You have a message, master.
- MAAAAAAAASTER! A MESSAAAAAAAAAGE!
- You have a message, master.
- Fine!
- Sup?
- THEEEEEEEEY ARE HEEEEERE!
- They're here.
- What, can it be?!
- THE HIGH SAMURAI SHOGUN DEATH GOD OVERLORDS!?
- The High Samurai Shogun Death God Overlords, overlords and samurai shogun death god high people overlording the high shadowy mysterious evil figures of Shadowy Figure and Shadowy Bel...They consist of...DMX
- WHERE MAH NIGGAZ AT!? IT'S NOT A MOTHER****ING GAME, I'MA GONNA STICK MY FOOT INTO YO EARHOLE, NUGGET BUCKET!
- Vin Diesel...
- ILIKEEATINGBABIES.
- And Chuck Norris. The three hardest, pimpest, mother****ers in the world. *****.
-
- Masters! We are sorry! The plan to turn all rappers and former Peoples Choice Awards hosts into zombie Nazis is advancing on schedule!
- As well as the plan to turn all Magic players into werebears!
- AAAAARF ARF!
- Yes sir! Sorry sir, I understand that Hitler was turned back by the Danza...He...he is more powerful than we assumed...We will crush them!
- BABIESTASTELIKELOVE!
- Yes...I am aware of the government's agents defeating the DemoCommies and Fidel Castro...yes...M. Bison as well...I apoligize for my failure, sir! I will send AGENT BEARCLAW TO DESTROY BOTH OF THEM!
- ROUNDHOUSE KICK! HIGH PUNCH! DROP KICK! FLYING COBRA BLAST PUNCH!
- YESSIR!
- YESSIR!
- And so, they have been given their orders...Will humanity triumph, or will humanity eat horse****? Find out on your own ma cluckers, I need a blunt.
- GROZNY BLAAAAAAAST!
A Somber Event
- We are here to honor the tragic deaths of Jamaican Pacino, MexiCino, Robo-Pacino, Pacino Clone #1, Pirate Pacino, Abdul Al-Pacino, Pierre Pacino, Al Pacino Jr., Black Pacino, MC Pacino, Rocker Pacino, Pimp Pacino, Jerry Pacinostein...
*Hours pass*
- Bobby Pacino, Clown Pacino, Future Pacino III, King Pacino...
- HOOOOWAAAAH!
*More hours pass*
-...And finally, Pacino Pacino. May their Pacino souls rest in peace, may they "Hoowah" forevermore. Now, while I spin in their honor, we have Reverend Jesse Jackson here to do the honors.
- SHOOOBAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAHHOOOOOOOO!
- Um...
- WHO ORDERED DA PEPPERONI!?
- Sir...this is a funeral...you're not a jetpack pizza delivery man...you never were.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meanwhile...Back with The Danza!
- So...um...you're Sean Connery, huh? Um...Nice to meet you?
- SEAN CONNERY SMELLS THE BLOOD OF A SACRIFICED VIRGIN! SEAN CONNERY SMASH!
- Um...okay...:glee::sneaky:
Now...back to our heroes...will they triumph?!
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-
- All...of...my...force...destroyed...I'm...dying...right...now...dying...dead...dead...I'm...about...to...aaaaack.
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba.
- I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba.
- ANYBODY SCORE SOME CRACK?
RUH ROH RAGGY! REXICANS! Will the Agents be able to defeat Agent Bearclaw, AKA ROBIN WILLIAMS?! Will the Shadowy Mysterious Bel and Shadowy Mysterious Shadowy Figure Overlord be able to follow the orders of their three supreme bosses?! WILL THE PACINOS EVER GET A GODDAMN ****ING BURIAL!?
All these and many other questions answered on the NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!
But first, a preview of the next episode, Episode Eight!
- You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the **** do you think you're talking to?
- *****, im stoned as amothercuker, want sum CHOCOLATE CLINTON PIECES?!?!?!? LOLOLOL!
|[Æther]|The Birth of Mr. Mxyzptlk|
of course! he'll soon overthrow the nazi native american empire...any day now >_>
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
Yet....
Twomz's Trading thread
Yeah feuerdrache, don't give me ideas, or you might get a scene with TRM.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
i didn't give you the idea, Twomz did. :gomp:
by the way, you should do something like character profiles, including what the character like to do during the day and whatnot. there's a friggin' gold mine there.
"A man never won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other poor bastard die for his"- General Patton
Banning TFE? Not cool...
- lolz, dis is getting tedious.
- WILD POKEMON HAS APPEARED
- wuzzat?
- AY LEMME GET MY BREAD
- ...
- AY AY ***** LET ME GET MY BREAD!
:kittybread:- ...
- ...
- wanna cyber?
- ...
- I have lubri-AAAAAAOHGODAAAAAHAA****!
- ...
- ...
- ...
- ....
- ...
- ...
- ...
- ...
- I...I had no choice! THEY WOULDN'T STOP! THEY NEVER STOPPED! SCENT OF A WOMAN WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
- HOOWAAAAAAAH!?!?!?
- No! It's, It's not my fault! I couldn't, the shotgun, I-
- HOOWAAAAAHDOKEN!
- NO! NOT THAT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOT THAAAAT!
- lolz
- Bob Dole...
- Jooba jooba jaba...
- How...in the ****...didju beat...Robot Kerry?!
- DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. SWIFT BOAT VETERANS EATING FISH!
- DAMN JU! MY SHADOWY OVERLORD WILL NOT BE HAPPY! I MUST MAKE MY ESCAPE TO...like...um...france or something...lol.
- GET OFF THE ****ING KEYBOARD TRM, I'M WRITING THIS YOU DIP**** TURDFACE!
- Fuc u and a bag of potatoes chipz
- Sorry for that folks. Back to our regular programming.
- DAMN JU! MY SHADOWY OVERLORD WILL NOT BE HAPPY! I MUST MAKE MY ESCAPE TO MY EVIL CUBAN MOUNTAIN LAIR! OHOOHOHOHO!! I MUST SHIELD MY RETREAT OR I WILL BE DESTRUCTOED! DEMO-COMMIES! KILL KILL KILL!
- ACHTUNG! DEAN MAD!!!!
- ME WANT DRINK NOW! NOW!
- lolz, videogames suck, except like, XBOX! XBOX FOR LIFE! LOLOLOLOL!
- IZZZ PARTY TIME, *****ESS!!! TUUUBA TUUBAA ADOOOOBITY DOOOOOWAAAAAH! JAZZ!
- JAAAAAAAAAZZ!
- Bob Dole...
- Jooba jooba jaba...
- Get outta the way *****, Kami's mine!
- lol, no.
-
- Methinks he's got enough lovin' for the both of us.
- THAT SOUNDS FAAAABULOUUUUUS!
- Lookie, our minions are still fighting, that's soooo cute.
- lolol.
- FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
- Fight.
- FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
- Fight.
- FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
- Fight.
- FOUUUURWAAAAAAAY!
- Dudes, why is Robert E. Lee SLEEPING ON MY ****ING COUCH!?! WHY THE **** IS HE STILL HERE?!
- ZZZZZ...mmm...Grant...is...ZZZ...such....ZZ...a kewtie...ZZZZz...zzzz...
- lolz, iono, wanna eat some fish?
- ***** what?! FISH?! We have to do the evil plan ****?! Where the **** is R_E anyway?! Where the **** is Stax?! Where the ****'s my cellphone?!
- lolz, found it. look!
- ...
- That's...not...a...cellphone.
- lolz, I wanna play snake and shyt.
- DON'T TOUCH IT! I BOUGHT IT FROM EBAY, STOP I-
- Whae does dis button do, Dexter?
- ****ing nice. It's a ****ing rip in the time-space ***** please whatever the ****. It's a portal to like, some other place. *****. What's on the other side?
-
-
-
- I NEEED MOOORE LUBRICAAAAANT!
- OH GOD ALMIGHT! CLOSE IT CLOSE IT! Phew...You don't want to know what was on the other ****ing side...*shudder*
- Wanna buy some PCP? I'll give you a discount, ese.
- lolz, pcp, is that like, from the Rugrats or something?
- DRAGONBALLL ZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
-
- wtf...
- ...
- oh ****, now im awerebear too.
- ...
- Can werebears still look at Elisha Cuthbert naked? Or izzat against the rules?
- ...
- lol.
- ACHTUNG! DESTROY HIM!
- OH SNAPZILLA!
- HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!
- RUN AWAAAY!
- ZERE IS NO ESCAPE ZAT WAY! MY ULTIMATE MINION! STOP THE DANZA!
- FLAVOR FLAAAAAAV!
- lolz, zere ist no escape.
- Double weak.
OH SNAPZILLA! Will Hitler triumph?! What the ****'s with that fourway? Gross?! WILL ROBOT DANZA DESTROY?! WILL THE MINIONS OF CASTRO DEFEAT OUR AGENTS?! CAN JOSEPH LIEBERMAN BEAT HALO ON LEGENDARY?!
All these and more questions probably not answered at all, next chapter.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Is Flavor Flav really a werebear in disguise?
he works for hitler. he doesn't need to be a werebear.
nazis don't have a right to bear arms, they just have them.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Thanks to Charlie Donaldson for Banner
Straight Member of the Gaymers
- lolz, dude, I ****ing own in these sunglasses. I hope no one like, stops my nirvana-like state of ultimate coolness, ya kna? I hope that stripper I hired to come to the tanker comes soon. I’ma ready for some luvin.
- …
- Ooooh, you must be him. That’s FABULOOUUUUUUUUS!
- …
- wut, r u shy honeyclumps?
- SEAN CONNERY SMASH! SEAN CONNERY WANT DRINK! DRINK!
- weak.
- LMAO
- Double weak.
- Sir…We have word that Agent Connery has gone MIA somewhere over the Pacific in route to back up Agents Key Lime and Cobra. Are you sure the Pacino Funeral should be today?
- HOOOOWAAAAH!
- Y-yes sir…sorry for your loss…
- HOOOOWAAAAH!
-I grieve and spin in misery for your loss as well, Mr. President. Especially Robo-Pacino. He was only in his beta phase.
- HOOOOWAAAAH!
- WE AAAARE GAAAAATHERED HEEERE ON THIS SACRED DAY OF MASHED POTATOES TO JOIN AND BOND THE LOVE OF A TOASTER STRUDEL AND A MASHED POTA-NO I’M SORRY! A TOASTER STRUDEL AND A….A HOT POCKET! MR. POCKET, DO YOU TAKE THIS STRUDEL TO BE YOUR WEDDED WIFE!
- …
- ALRIGHT! NOW, MISS STRUDEL, DO YOU TAKE MR. POCKET TO BE YOUR HUSBAND TILL MICROWAVES DO YOU PART?!
- …
-ALRIGHT! SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD THEIR CHEESY PEACE!
- …
-- WHAAAAT?! TURKEY HAM AND CHEESE! YOU HAAAAD YOUR CHANCE! LET HIM HAVE PEACE WITH HIS NEW WIFE NOW, YOU HAAAAD YOUR CHANCE WITH THE PANTS DO YOU UNDERSTAAAND?!
- Um...excuse me...Reverend...
- DIDNA TELL YA TA KNOCK BEFORE YOU CAME IN, MR. WILLIAMS?!
- Um...my name's Johnson sir.
- THAT'S ALRIGHT JOHNSON SIR, I FORGIVE YA! NOW YOU GOT SOMETHING FOR MEH?!
- You...do...have the Official Pacino Funeral...don't you remember? You were supposed to be there like five hours ago.
- YOU CALLING ME A MEXICAN?!
- No...I...um...
- It's quite alright good sir, I got my mashed potato jetpack. GOGOGOGOGGOGOPOTATICA!
- ...
- SHAMBAAAMBAAAMAANA! AND AWAY I GOOOOOOOO!
-
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba jaba...
- Hah! You may have defeated the Demo-Commies, but I shall not fail, Agent Cobra and Agent Key Lime Jello! You will die! BWAHAHAHAH! GO SOMBRERO FORCE! DESTROY THEM!
- CEBOLLLAAAS!
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba jaba...
- Anybody got some weed?
- HOHOHOHOHHOOH!
- FLAVOR FLAAAAAAV!
- HUZZZAAAAAAAAM!
- NAZI GOKU MAD!
- HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!
- Crap. Whattama I gonna do!? Crap!
- You see now! You must join us! Everyone will come under our control, and zen ve shall totally sell a lot of Magic cards for Bel on Manatap. Yaah.
- *shrug* I had to connect the storyline somehow.
- lolz, pass the dutchie *****. lol, dutch people.
- LIKE I WAS SAYING! You see now! You must join us! Everyone will come under our control, and zen ve shall totally sell a lot of Magic cards for Bel on Manatap. Yaah.
- Like! Oh crap! Whattama gonna do!
- IF YOU REFUSE, ZEN I VILL HAVE TO SEND YOU TO THE HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO CAMPS! MY MINIONS...UM...get him!
- FLAVOR FLAAAAAAV!
- HUZZZAAAAAAAAM!
- NAZI GOKU MAD!
- HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!
- ...
- Oh crap man! Oh crap! Doze Hippos are gonna like, be hungry and gobble me up like, um, a whole buncha friggin' marbles! Oh crap! Anything but tha-
*The door is knocked down*
- SEAN CONNERY WANT HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
- What?! No, I need them! You had enough time to play with them! I want them!
- SEAN CONNERY WANT HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
- I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU WILL DIE NOW! NAZI FLAV! DECIMATE!
- FLAVOR FLAAAAAAV!
- SEAN CONNERY WANT HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
*bang bang*
- *choke*...flavor...flavor...flaaav...
- OH NOOOOES! RETREAT RETREAT RETREAT MY MINIONS!
- lol, Sean Connery like Hungry Hungry Hippos.
- I SHALL RETURN...LIKE...SOME OTHER TIME...IS...AROUND NINE ALRIGHT?
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- CAAAAALL MEEE!
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WHAT THE HELL!? What will become of Sean Connery and the Hippos?! Will Jesse Jackson's Mashed Potato Jetpack take him in time for the Pacino Funeral?! What about Hitler!? Do his plans involve sombreros?! Why?! How!? Fish?!
All these and many other questions answered on the NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!
But first, a preview of the next episode, Episode Seven!
- You cannot pass... I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The Dark Flame will not avail you, Flame of Udun. Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!
- lol, dutch people rock my sox.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
it makes me want to go hit up doug and catdog fo mo weed!
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
I can't wait until the next episode!!!
- lolz, I wish I could like, play Playstation 9 and get robot ********s before I die.
- I like fish.
- I hate bears.
- JESUS WALKS!
- Where art thou, continuity?
- WHO TOOK MY FUGGIN CRAYONS!?
- ANYONE GOT A FUGGIN BEER! I'm a rowdy babe. lolz
- DUDE I AM SO FUGGIN BLAZED ***** DUDE! :OMGBIGEYEDGUY:
- ...
- lololol, you sound like Ulysses S. Grant, he was a cutie.
- lol, ur kawaii *****, lez make out
- omfg, u tease.
*mmmph, mmmm, smack smack, kiss :love:*
- I think I just vomited a little in my mouth, just a little. I taste wasted Hot Pockets. CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A ****ING BREAK HERE?!
- I can do that!
- Oh sweet, seriously? How about some gum? You got any gum?
- NO I WON'T DO THAT!
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- Oooh, Chainer, no wonder they call you a dementia master.
- Ooooh yeah...:love:
-:love:
- ANYONE SEE WHERE THE MUSKRAT WENT?!
- MAAAAAAAASTER! A MESSAAAAAAAAAGE!
- You have a message, master.
- MAAAAAAAASTER! A MESSAAAAAAAAAGE!
- You have a message, master.
- Fine!
- Sup?
- THEEEEEEEEY ARE HEEEEERE!
- They're here.
- What, can it be?!
- THE HIGH SAMURAI SHOGUN DEATH GOD OVERLORDS!?
- The High Samurai Shogun Death God Overlords, overlords and samurai shogun death god high people overlording the high shadowy mysterious evil figures of Shadowy Figure and Shadowy Bel...They consist of...DMX
- WHERE MAH NIGGAZ AT!? IT'S NOT A MOTHER****ING GAME, I'MA GONNA STICK MY FOOT INTO YO EARHOLE, NUGGET BUCKET!
- Vin Diesel...
- ILIKEEATINGBABIES.
- And Chuck Norris. The three hardest, pimpest, mother****ers in the world. *****.
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- Masters! We are sorry! The plan to turn all rappers and former Peoples Choice Awards hosts into zombie Nazis is advancing on schedule!
- As well as the plan to turn all Magic players into werebears!
- AAAAARF ARF!
- Yes sir! Sorry sir, I understand that Hitler was turned back by the Danza...He...he is more powerful than we assumed...We will crush them!
- BABIESTASTELIKELOVE!
- Yes...I am aware of the government's agents defeating the DemoCommies and Fidel Castro...yes...M. Bison as well...I apoligize for my failure, sir! I will send AGENT BEARCLAW TO DESTROY BOTH OF THEM!
- ROUNDHOUSE KICK! HIGH PUNCH! DROP KICK! FLYING COBRA BLAST PUNCH!
- YESSIR!
- YESSIR!
- And so, they have been given their orders...Will humanity triumph, or will humanity eat horse****? Find out on your own ma cluckers, I need a blunt.
- GROZNY BLAAAAAAAST!
- We are here to honor the tragic deaths of Jamaican Pacino, MexiCino, Robo-Pacino, Pacino Clone #1, Pirate Pacino, Abdul Al-Pacino, Pierre Pacino, Al Pacino Jr., Black Pacino, MC Pacino, Rocker Pacino, Pimp Pacino, Jerry Pacinostein...
*Hours pass*
- Bobby Pacino, Clown Pacino, Future Pacino III, King Pacino...
- HOOOOWAAAAH!
*More hours pass*
-...And finally, Pacino Pacino. May their Pacino souls rest in peace, may they "Hoowah" forevermore. Now, while I spin in their honor, we have Reverend Jesse Jackson here to do the honors.
- SHOOOBAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAHHOOOOOOOO!
- Um...
- WHO ORDERED DA PEPPERONI!?
- Sir...this is a funeral...you're not a jetpack pizza delivery man...you never were.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- So...um...you're Sean Connery, huh? Um...Nice to meet you?
- SEAN CONNERY SMELLS THE BLOOD OF A SACRIFICED VIRGIN! SEAN CONNERY SMASH!
- Um...okay...:glee::sneaky:
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- All...of...my...force...destroyed...I'm...dying...right...now...dying...dead...dead...I'm...about...to...aaaaack.
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba.
- I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba.
- ANYBODY SCORE SOME CRACK?
RUH ROH RAGGY! REXICANS! Will the Agents be able to defeat Agent Bearclaw, AKA ROBIN WILLIAMS?! Will the Shadowy Mysterious Bel and Shadowy Mysterious Shadowy Figure Overlord be able to follow the orders of their three supreme bosses?! WILL THE PACINOS EVER GET A GODDAMN ****ING BURIAL!?
All these and many other questions answered on the NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!
But first, a preview of the next episode, Episode Eight!
- You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the **** do you think you're talking to?
- *****, im stoned as amothercuker, want sum CHOCOLATE CLINTON PIECES?!?!?!? LOLOLOL!
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
I've been listening to Meatloaf recently, obv.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
JUMANJIIIIIIII
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
- Dude...this party rocks.
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- Ooooh yeah...:love:
-:love:
- HOOOOWAAAAH!
- PIIZZZAAAA PARTY!
- SEAN CONNERY SMELLS PIZZA!
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba.
- ZOMBIE FLAVOR FLAAAAAV!
- Ziiss party like totally rocks doggs.
- Yeah, the only thing missing is...
- Bears?
- HOOOOWAAAAH!
- ...
- HOLY ****! IT'S DMX! HOLY ****! HOLY ****!
- ARF ARF ARF!
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
where'd the anti-danza fit in?
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!