There are some good ones though. I've heard of Abyssal Prosecutor before. What's really stupid though, is that people at my store call Jace Beleren "Baby Jace". Ugh, seriously? Can't you at least call him "Little Jace"?
Verdant Force: The Party Crasher (He brings friends every turn!) Solemn Simulacrum: Sad Robot (He's sad that you want him to die after you cast him) Mayael, the Anima: Mayael, the Enima (When I play her in EDH/Commander, it feels like you're getting an enima) Jace, the Mind Sculptor: Jace, the META Sculptor (Because 80% of our meta now consists of Jace) Giant Ambush Beetle: Insectosaurus (After seeing Monsters vs. Aliens, it seemed appropriate) Lightning Grieves: Pimping Boots (After equiping these, no one can touch you) Terastodon: Terastidizzle (I don't even know why, it's just funny) Skullclamp: The Klamps (Futurama reference)
Slivers: Stupids (Yeah, no one here like them)
Any counterspells: C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
Any LD card: The You're Gonna Hate On Me Now Card
Probably a bunch more that just escape me for now.
Just so you know, it's spelled "enema". I figured that you should know the correct spelling since you're going to be calling Mayael that.
Mayael, the Anima Not really a nick name, But i let a friends borrow my EDH deck with her as general. And i keep saying, you'v got to Tap Her before you can Do her. And well it was awesome. Pretty much after that, female cards that tapped we'd say that line.
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Any creature with an ability that is also on a non-creature permanent is "X on wheels" Crypt Rats - Pestilence on wheels
Or, any artifact/enchantment that has a creature ability is "X on a stick"
This is always determined by which version was printed first (Pestilence would never be called Crypt Rats on a Stick).
So this guy's telling you that his family is going to be tossed out on the street penniless and starving and his dog is going to be kicked repeatedly if you don't give him a positive feedback...and he still won't honor the original deal?
Jace The ******* = Jace The Mind Sculptor
Lady Jace/The Moonwalker =The Avacyn Blue Planeswalker (Whos name I cant remember atm)
Lady Boner = Oliva Volderan
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My friend had a Doran the Seige Tower EDH deck that somehow turned into "The Pimp", with Pimp Daddy Doran. He had his cane and his bitches. But by far the best one that happened with that deck was when he played Primeval Titan and simply said "Titties", to which I replied "Grabbing a pair?" Had our group laughing for about 3 straight minutes.
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Modern: Just about anything that doesn't include Tarmogoyf or Karn
I'll stop there. As you can see, we're essentially just a lazy bunch and speak as little as we have to when playing. I guess you could call us efficient.
Sometimes, when I want to be a royal pain, I'll say something like, "I'll tap my forest for a green mana and cast my Birds of Paradise."
Drives some people crazy when I get into those moods.
But for the most part, I don't talk much...unlike here at this forum.
At first I did read out the german version of sengir nosferatu as sengir nosterFRAU, while "Frau" in german means "woman", making it sound redicolous according to the picture of the card. We are still joking about, but not playing the card anymore.
Huey, Dewey and Louie are always dressed in RUG. it is CLEARLY going to be the wedges block Pioneer: WURFaerie fires BRGDragons ModernBGElves WRBurn UR Fires Turns URGift Storm UG Twiddle Storm
Armageddon -> 'Geddon
Magister Sphinx >
Demonic Tutor -> D.T.
Deep Analysis -> Deep Anal
Karn Liberated ultimate -> raisin bran (always get two scoops)
Palinchron -> Palchrion (pal-kree-on)
Riku of the Two Reflections -> Rico
Sensei's divining top -> Dreidel
Solemn Simulacrum -> Sad Robot
Swords to Plowshares targeting -> plow it
Worldgorger Dragon -> Fruit Loops
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Boros Reckoner is Wreck-it-Ralph when i play it...might not catch on though lol
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Decks I have in my bag of tricks- Needless to say, someone who wants to play will probably have a deck UB/x Faeries UR Storm XURWB Affinity G Elves UW control
Veldrane of Sengir is casually and more commonly referred to as Steven Tyler in my playgroup. I bet we're not the only ones who see the striking resemblance.
There are some good ones though. I've heard of Abyssal Prosecutor before. What's really stupid though, is that people at my store call Jace Beleren "Baby Jace". Ugh, seriously? Can't you at least call him "Little Jace"?
Just so you know, it's spelled "enema". I figured that you should know the correct spelling since you're going to be calling Mayael that.
EDIT: oh yah at our LGS.. Sword of Awesomesauce...
Sol Ring - Flaming Prophylactic
Kird Ape - Turd Ape
Fork - Spork
Uthden Troll - Sid Vicious
Dragon Whelp - POP (for the sound he makes when he blows up)
City of Brass - City of Ass (way before UNH)
Mogg Fanatic - Mogg Fantastic
Llanowar Elves - Yanowar, Woronal or Brain Elves
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Hypnotic Specter - Hippie (usually accompanied by a Cartman voice)
Prodigal Sorcerer - Tim
Dark Confidant - Bob
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Any creature with an ability that is also on a non-creature permanent is "X on wheels"
Crypt Rats - Pestilence on wheels
Or, any artifact/enchantment that has a creature ability is "X on a stick"
This is always determined by which version was printed first (Pestilence would never be called Crypt Rats on a Stick).
Gatekeeper Of Malikar- Gatekeeper Of Malarky
Lightning Bolt = Shiv (I shank your Specter)
Silver-Inlaid Dagger = Also Shiv
Browbeat = Da Money (Ever since my brother used it on 'me' when running an oddball Runeflare Trap deck, we called it 'Shut up and Take my Money')
Hallowed Burial = Get of mah lawn
Obstinate Baloth = Obnoxious Baloth
Plaxcaster Frogling = Froggers
Gideon Jura = Gideon Jarvan
Pyromancer Ascension = Pyrosensual
Fossil Find = The Lotto
Soliton + Heavy Arballest = Chu-Ko-Nu
Lady Jace/The Moonwalker =The Avacyn Blue Planeswalker (Whos name I cant remember atm)
Lady Boner = Oliva Volderan
My friends and I arent very funny or original.
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Prodigal Sorcerer - Tim
Zuran Spellcaster - Tim too (2) - Get it? Tim too. Okay, never mind.
Ivory Tower - Gaining life willy-nilly. Just a saying our playgroup had for cards like this one.
Jace, The Mind Sculptor - Jace
Karn Liberated - Karn
Birds of Paradise - Birds
Day of Judgment - Day
Swords to Plowshares - Plow it
Lightning Bolt - Bolt it (you)
Any Mox - Mox
Black Lotus - Lotus
I'll stop there. As you can see, we're essentially just a lazy bunch and speak as little as we have to when playing. I guess you could call us efficient.
Sometimes, when I want to be a royal pain, I'll say something like, "I'll tap my forest for a green mana and cast my Birds of Paradise."
Drives some people crazy when I get into those moods.
But for the most part, I don't talk much...unlike here at this forum.
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Every English card ever printed: 99.02%
Arabian Nights through Lorwyn: Complete
Alpha: 94.2% Beta: 95.0%
Unlimited through M10: Complete
Chandra, the Firebrand: Ke$sha
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite: Lady Gaga
Angel of Despair: Brittney Spears (saying "Oops I did it again" when blinking her)
Augur of Skulls: Scully
Bogardan Hellkite: TROGDOR!!
Snapcaster Mage: Psy (Gangnam Style)
Venser, the Sojourner: (non-foil) Doctor Who (affectionately known as The Doctor)
That's all I have for now.
currently playing:
Standard
UW Control
UWB Control
UB Control
MODERN
BRGJund
X Affinity
UWR Control
LEGACY
Dredge
R Burn
UWx Miracles
EDH
BRW Kaalia
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Quotes:
My Magic Card nicknames.
Skinshifter - Nicholas Cage
Knight Exemplar - Olivia Munn
Echo Mage - Damion Wayne
Then my LGS calls Garuuk's Beast token's Wee Beasties.
Currently Playing:
Standard:None
Modern: Gruul Aggro
Legacy: could almost afford it if i didnt foil modern
Door Keeper Mike Wasozsky
Pioneer: WURFaerie fires BRGDragons
ModernBGElves WRBurn UR Fires Turns URGift Storm UG Twiddle Storm
Magister Sphinx >
Demonic Tutor -> D.T.
Deep Analysis -> Deep Anal
Karn Liberated ultimate -> raisin bran (always get two scoops)
Palinchron -> Palchrion (pal-kree-on)
Riku of the Two Reflections -> Rico
Sensei's divining top -> Dreidel
Solemn Simulacrum -> Sad Robot
Swords to Plowshares targeting -> plow it
Worldgorger Dragon -> Fruit Loops
Blue: teaching Magic players manners since 1995Shops: Teaching blue players manners since 2009
UB/x Faeries
UR Storm
XURWB Affinity
G Elves
UW control
oh and Szadek, Lord of Secrets is "Scissor-Dick, Lord of Seacrest"..... I don't know
RG 1-LAND BELCHER RG
UBRGW QUADLAZER DREDGE UBRGW
B THE GATE B
XX MUD STOMPY XX