Like it or not somthing bads gonna happen to affinty soon so heres its life story.
One Day :bmage: s designed a mechanic based around and for a time it was good. One day :bmage: s released :vader: and was stil a :baby: then everyone saw :spider: and became :evilbaby: . was stronger but still not :evil1:. Then :skull1:clamp was banned and I started :type: and most people were like but others were like :tongue3: . was :mad1: , but then came out and saw :Head1: and it was like and everyone else was like . Then :spirit: came out and everyone was like :weird3: and then the rest of looked at the situation had :spider: and :Magic7: and :Head1: . Finally on 2/11/05 we got the news that was gonna be taken down a peg or two and was like :mad3: ....:mad2: .....:mad1: .....:swear: "what did we do to deserve this?!"they said but it didn't matter because the rest of us were like
and we all remembered back when they were like .
The Date 3/1/05 :bmage: s has finnaly anounced which cards will be banned and here are the results:
:Magic7: :rocket: :guns: :spider::rocket: and Artifact lands
Affinity was :evil3: and now is :weird1:
Like it or not somthing bads gonna happen to affinty soon so heres its life story.
One Day wizards designed a mechanic based around artifacts and for a time it was good. One day wizards released darksteel and affinity was still a baby but then everyone saw Ravager and affinity became evil. Affinity was stronger but still not totally evil. Then skullclamp was banned and I started tpying and most people were like WTF but others were like YEAH . Affinity was bad , but then fifth dawn came out and Affinity saw Cranial Plating and it was like HAHAHA and everyone else was like WTF. Then CHK came out and everyone was like huh and then the rest of looked at the situation Affinity had Ravager and Disicple and Cranial Plating . Finally on 2/11/05 we got the news that Affinity was gonna be taken down a peg or two and Affinity was like **** man "what did we do to deserve this?!"they said but it didn't matter because the rest of us were like
Yes and we all remembered back when they were like .
Quote from Ted Knutson, doing coverage of PT Columbus »
Then Canali had one of those Affinity turns . . . you know the kind. They go something like this: lay a Citadel, play a second Disciple via Vial, cast Arcbound Ravager, Vial in Ravager in response to your opponent zapping a Disciple with a Seal of Fire, sacrifice a Citadel to deal two damage, let the Seal resolve, cast two Myr Enforcers, beat with Disciple for one.
Okay, in this case it wasn't something like that, it was exactly like that. It's the kind of turn that says, "Hi, I'm Affinity, and I'm still completely insane in every format that doesn't have Null Rod. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm here to rape your horses and ride off on your women, and there's nothing you can do about it."
Emphasis mine.
Pro Tour Columbus, by the way, was an Extended tournament. And this coverage is from the finals.
Spock is not portrayed correctly. If Vulcans are above petty emotions, what motivates him to join the most elite starship crew in the galaxy? I, on the other hand, have transcended the weakness of emotion and achieved a blissful lack of caring. Apathy is my strength, our strength, which prevents us from being all-to-human. In this spirit, may Meh be with you, always.
Nyarlathotep must all things be told
for he is the messenger between the spheres
and the traveler between the realms of the living and the dead.
He shall summon forth the ancient ones
and wake them from their deathly slumber
then shall the elder signs be shattered. Trade Thread
Very well put together. I wonder what will be taken out, because there are many cards in that deck that clinch victory. I'm mostlikely guessing the disciple loving ravager will finally meet it's doom, and saccing yourself isn't gonna help, little man.
One Day :bmage: s designed a mechanic based around and for a time it was good. One day :bmage: s released :vader: and was stil a :baby: then everyone saw :spider: and became :evilbaby: . was stronger but still not :evil1:. Then :skull1:clamp was banned and I started :type: and most people were like but others were like :tongue3: . was :mad1: , but then came out and saw :Head1: and it was like and everyone else was like . Then :spirit: came out and everyone was like :weird3: and then the rest of looked at the situation had :spider: and :Magic7: and :Head1: . Finally on 2/11/05 we got the news that was gonna be taken down a peg or two and was like :mad3: ....:mad2: .....:mad1: .....:swear: "what did we do to deserve this?!"they said but it didn't matter because the rest of us were like
and we all remembered back when they were like .
The Date 3/1/05 :bmage: s has finnaly anounced which cards will be banned and here are the results:
:Magic7: :rocket: :guns: :spider::rocket: and Artifact lands
Affinity was :evil3: and now is :weird1:
Thirsty for Chicken?
:vader: Yankees Rock:vader:
:trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper:
The Story of Raffinity
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=100284#post100284
Get em ' While they're Hot!!
T2:
G/W Control
1.X:
Goblin Revenge
One Day wizards designed a mechanic based around artifacts and for a time it was good. One day wizards released darksteel and affinity was still a baby but then everyone saw Ravager and affinity became evil. Affinity was stronger but still not totally evil. Then skullclamp was banned and I started tpying and most people were like WTF but others were like YEAH . Affinity was bad , but then fifth dawn came out and Affinity saw Cranial Plating and it was like HAHAHA and everyone else was like WTF. Then CHK came out and everyone was like huh and then the rest of looked at the situation Affinity had Ravager and Disicple and Cranial Plating . Finally on 2/11/05 we got the news that Affinity was gonna be taken down a peg or two and Affinity was like **** man "what did we do to deserve this?!"they said but it didn't matter because the rest of us were like
Yes and we all remembered back when they were like .
Thirsty for Chicken?
:vader: Yankees Rock:vader:
:trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper:
The Story of Raffinity
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=100284#post100284
Get em ' While they're Hot!!
T2:
G/W Control
1.X:
Goblin Revenge
Pro Tour Columbus, by the way, was an Extended tournament. And this coverage is from the finals.
Spock is not portrayed correctly. If Vulcans are above petty emotions, what motivates him to join the most elite starship crew in the galaxy? I, on the other hand, have transcended the weakness of emotion and achieved a blissful lack of caring. Apathy is my strength, our strength, which prevents us from being all-to-human. In this spirit, may Meh be with you, always.
I knew the mods wouldn't object because I saw A simmilar story someone made about RancoredElf MTGnews.com and Subterainian Spirit
Thirsty for Chicken?
:vader: Yankees Rock:vader:
:trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper:
The Story of Raffinity
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=100284#post100284
Get em ' While they're Hot!!
T2:
G/W Control
1.X:
Goblin Revenge
for he is the messenger between the spheres
and the traveler between the realms of the living and the dead.
He shall summon forth the ancient ones
and wake them from their deathly slumber
then shall the elder signs be shattered.
Trade Thread
Thirsty for Chicken?
:vader: Yankees Rock:vader:
:trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper:
The Story of Raffinity
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=100284#post100284
Get em ' While they're Hot!!
T2:
G/W Control
1.X:
Goblin Revenge
Which character are you test by Naruto - Kun.com
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=3154
im...im.. in the springtime of youth- rock lee
http://www.magictradingpost.com/
OOOHYA I just finnished it now that we know whatwas banned
Thirsty for Chicken?
:vader: Yankees Rock:vader:
:trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper:
The Story of Raffinity
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=100284#post100284
Get em ' While they're Hot!!
T2:
G/W Control
1.X:
Goblin Revenge
Thirsty for Chicken?
:vader: Yankees Rock:vader:
:trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper:
The Story of Raffinity
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=100284#post100284
Get em ' While they're Hot!!
T2:
G/W Control
1.X:
Goblin Revenge
Thirsty for Chicken?
:vader: Yankees Rock:vader:
:trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper:
The Story of Raffinity
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=100284#post100284
Get em ' While they're Hot!!
T2:
G/W Control
1.X:
Goblin Revenge
Thirsty for Chicken?
:vader: Yankees Rock:vader:
:trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper: :trooper:
The Story of Raffinity
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=100284#post100284
Get em ' While they're Hot!!
T2:
G/W Control
1.X:
Goblin Revenge
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."
- H.P. Lovecraft