2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
I roleblocked him by the way. I assume it went through since I received no PM in return. And no, I'm not responsible for the lack of kill. Unless the mod lied to me.[/FONT]
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
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2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
So, this is where I throw a general tantrum and pick up my toys and go home, right?
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Ambush Krotiq makes me laugh so much. I keep rereading the card and it keeps not having Flash. In what sense is this an ambush again? I just have visions of this huge Krotiq poorly concealed in some bushes, feeling slightly sad that his carefully planned ambushes never seem to work.
No really though guys, I'd rather give Axel time to actually respond. This wagon is going way too fast, it's been day 3 for less than 24 hours. On the off chance that there is another scum out there, I want to have more than just a few one line posts to go off of in regards to the Axel wagon.
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I'm a JOAT. N1 I redirected ZDS to AE. Last night I investigated Axelrod. He is scum. Yesterday, he might as well have outright posted, "I AM A GODFATHER PLEASE INVESTIGATE ME." I figured that investigating him would either A)out ZDS as lying(there is no way that a town RB that can block passive abilities targets anyone other than Axelrod after yesterday) if I got a town result on him with an investigation or B)I would get a scum result on him. Either way, in my estimation, it would give us a scum.
Well awesome. Hopefully Axel actually flips scum, which I'm pretty sure he will after his last defeatist post. If this game continues on past this lynch, I know who I'm going to be questioning tomorrow as the fourth scum.
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I'm a bodyguard. I guard a group of players and get to add a new player every night. If any of them get targeted with a kill, the kill is redirected to me. If I keep up my PR, I survive the first such kill.
Xyre was startled when I asked what happens when I successfully protect someone once - do I have to keep up my PR? He decided I would suffer no ill effects if I dropped the PR at such a time.
I added Az to my group night 1, WolG night 2. So one of them is confirmed town (as if it wasn't obvious enough already that they're both town). I should also be confirmed town unless someone else wants to claim blocking the kill last night and the rest of you really think I've been faking that PR for some crazy unreasonable stunt involving claiming this for no reason.
I'll also probably die tonight as if anyone targets me, Az, WolG, or whoever else I add to my clique with a kill I'll end up dead. That's the only reason I'm claiming now - the likelihood is high enough that I'm dead in the morning that I'd rather everyone had all the info I have going into the night and the rest of the game.
@Ged: Thanks! Though I doubt anyone would have tried to kill me, it's most likely that they were going after Az.
@Iso: You should really tell us how your daykill is activated. If we go into D4, it's something that we should have.
@Az: lolz
@Cyan: That means you can protect tonight, so maybe Ged won't be dead tonight after all! I like that you can either kill someone or protect someone tonight. If the game isn't over, would you consider using your vig shot tonight?
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Bah I missed an unvote. Apparently that's Az's vote that's the killshot.
@Iso: that's what I thought. Does it work with lynching, or just the night kill? If it works with the nightkill we could have cyan prove himself by shooting you. Or he could dox ged and ged could add someone to his list. So many possibilities if the game isn't over.
What are the odds of a 2 man mafia with 2 neutrals?
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
(Opens it, tries not to sound too incredulous.) "A death scene?"
"Yes, a death scene. And this is a special death scene. It's the scene the mod threw together because it's one-thirty in the morning and because he can't think of any more setpieces based solely around physical comedy. And today I'm going to read it to you."
"Has it got any sports in it?"
"Are you kidding? It's got lynching, fighting, Iso, revenge, disappointment, wasted years of life, true love..."
"Doesn't sound too bad..."
Through the smoke, two figures come into view. Axelrod is lying on the floor, his captured gun pointed at Cyan Azrael, the barrel wavering unsteadily. Azrael stands over him.
Axelrod winces in pain, disbelief spreads across his face. "What is your mission?"
"To protect Azrael."
Axelrod coughs. "You are about to fail that mission."
Azrael says nothing. He remains frozen.
Axelrod's face twists. "This isn't over. You can kill this body, but I'll never stop coming back to troll you."
Azrael's arms begin to move. He takes off his sunglasses. His arms close around Axelrod's throat. He begins to squeeze.
His voice is low, still toneless, but unsteady.
"Hasta la vista, Ax."
Axelrod's face turns white, his hands gripping Cyan's arms, struggling to break them loose. Cyan continues to squeeze.
A final word escapes Axelrod's lips. "You and I..." A few seconds later, he stops moving. Death takes him.
"Wait. What did Xyre mean, death? Ax was only faking, right?"
"You want me to read this or not?"
"Who gets Azrael? Who kills Azrael? At the end, somebody's gotta do it?"
"Nobody. He lives. Er, the other one lives."
"You mean he wins? Jesus, Grandpa, what'd you read me this thing for? I mean, who's heard of a triple-life traitor anyway -"
Axelrod, Azrael - Mafia Townie/Evil Scum Mod, has been lynched.
It is now Night 3. Night will end on May 8th at 7am MST.
(Note that that's two days, not three. I figure we don't need quite that much time anymore.)
"But that's the thing, isn't it?" Morpheus says, chewing on a fingernail with anxious fervor. "I know I shouldn't be here. None of us should."
"So what does this mean?" Cyan asks.
"What does it mean?! You're a fictional character, man! A simulation of the past. And so am I. We need to take back this story, give it some order. The mod's totally off his nut." Morpheus tries gesturing emphatically with his elbow and discovers that lacks a certain impact.
A man in a tuxedo and straw fedora walks up and gives Cyan two cups of coffee, before disappearing back around the corner of this coffeeshop. Cyan sips the coffee and grimaces. "Just as I thought - salt water and mud." He tips the cup over, and the sludge slowly slides onto the table in front of them.
"It's not just that we're fictional characters, though. I mean, Matrix, right?" Morpheus says, pressing his hand to his chest and humbly grinning. "Kind of obvious. No, but this, this is far worse. Because everything is here, and everything is out of order. It's like some grand phenomenological experiment in the mind of a deranged person."
"So what do we have to do?" Cyan asks, wiping the "coffee" off the table.
Morpheus laughs, less at the question than at the absurdity it entailed. "Find the man behind the curtain, I guess? Ask him for some concreteness."
Cyan frowns and turns back to Morpheus. "So if this is some grand cumulative experiment, how does this scene end, for example?"
Morpheus opens his mouth to speak, then pauses as if to cram that first thought back in. "Well," he begins again, "how about a punchline?"
He turns to Az and holds up his cup. "Hey, Az, would you like some coffee? I'm feeling a little too caffeinated, myself."
"Gee, thanks, Morpheus," Az says, taking the cup and sipping from it. He holds the cup in front of his face, considering it, and frowns. "Should I be able to chew coffee?" he asks.
Ged, Captain Hammer - Town Superhero, has been killed.
It is now Day 4. Day will end on May 23rd at 10am MST.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
I only got the scum investigation result on Axelrod because(presumably because at least) ZDS blocked his passive godfather ability. Hard for me to see him being scum there. It's technically possible that this was a setup(that would explain why Axelrod practically begged to be investigated in thread), but that option seems really unlikely.
Also, I attempted to Doc Ged last night, but apparently it didn't work. This isn't particularly surprising, as usually you can't Doc a BG out of dying on behalf of someone else, but I was just hoping to get lucky.
I only got the scum investigation result on Axelrod because(presumably because at least) ZDS blocked his passive godfather ability. Hard for me to see him being scum there. It's technically possible that this was a setup(that would explain why Axelrod practically begged to be investigated in thread), but that option seems really unlikely.
Also, I attempted to Doc Ged last night, but apparently it didn't work. This isn't particularly surprising, as usually you can't Doc a BG out of dying on behalf of someone else, but I was just hoping to get lucky.
Oh, so ZDS Roleblocked you.
And Xyre confirmed already that the last scum can RB and kill in the same Night.
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
I was told there is a distinctive flavour to my roleblock, it would be quite disappointing if I was the only one made aware of it.
Anyway, I trust Archmage will prove your theory wrong (based on him saying the roleblock helped him, which strongly implies he was told something happened to him).
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
The only way I'm claiming is if there is a mass claim, or people actually think I'm scum and try lynching me.
I'm down with lynching Iso to confirm him, then him using his kill on whoever we planed to lynch.
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
The only way I'm claiming is if there is a mass claim, or people actually think I'm scum and try lynching me.
I'm down with lynching Iso to confirm him, then him using his kill on whoever we planed to lynch.
This seems like a really poor reaction to Az's query. Given that he is incredibly likely to be town, and given whom is asking the question, it's reasonable to conclude that he has a good reason for asking.
This seems like a really poor reaction to Az's query. Given that he is incredibly likely to be town, and given whom is asking the question, it's reasonable to conclude that he has a good reason for asking.
I can't think of a single reason he'd straight out be asking for my role without without making a case on me. It's suspicious of him to do so. He has hands down been the most pro-town player since he started wall of texting, but I really wouldn't put it past him to slam Axel and lynch him if he was his scum buddy. Zionite was always the best D1 lynch after we weren't allowed to lynch ZDS, so if he was scum, bussing him was the most logical move. Az is one of my favorite players, and probably one of the best if not *the* best. But it's suspicious as hell to me that he pegged 3/3 scum on d1.
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They hate us cause they ain't us.
@Xyre: Can the last scum kill and act in the same Night phase?
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Yessir.
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Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
****. That complicates things.
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2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
They hate us cause they ain't us.
No need to be like that.
I think that was Axel's way of saying he wasn't gonna claim, but I could be wrong.
So do you want to claim before I hammer?
They hate us cause they ain't us.
You're not gonna let other people check in and give an opinion first?
Also maybe. Don't hammer yet.
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I'm a JOAT. N1 I redirected ZDS to AE. Last night I investigated Axelrod. He is scum. Yesterday, he might as well have outright posted, "I AM A GODFATHER PLEASE INVESTIGATE ME." I figured that investigating him would either A)out ZDS as lying(there is no way that a town RB that can block passive abilities targets anyone other than Axelrod after yesterday) if I got a town result on him with an investigation or B)I would get a scum result on him. Either way, in my estimation, it would give us a scum.
Vote Axelrod
What about Ged's claim? You seem to be rushing.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
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Xyre was startled when I asked what happens when I successfully protect someone once - do I have to keep up my PR? He decided I would suffer no ill effects if I dropped the PR at such a time.
I added Az to my group night 1, WolG night 2. So one of them is confirmed town (as if it wasn't obvious enough already that they're both town). I should also be confirmed town unless someone else wants to claim blocking the kill last night and the rest of you really think I've been faking that PR for some crazy unreasonable stunt involving claiming this for no reason.
I'll also probably die tonight as if anyone targets me, Az, WolG, or whoever else I add to my clique with a kill I'll end up dead. That's the only reason I'm claiming now - the likelihood is high enough that I'm dead in the morning that I'd rather everyone had all the info I have going into the night and the rest of the game.
Pew pew.
VENGEANCE!!!!!1111111
Vote: Axelrod
@Iso: You should really tell us how your daykill is activated. If we go into D4, it's something that we should have.
@Az: lolz
@Cyan: That means you can protect tonight, so maybe Ged won't be dead tonight after all! I like that you can either kill someone or protect someone tonight. If the game isn't over, would you consider using your vig shot tonight?
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
@Iso: that's what I thought. Does it work with lynching, or just the night kill? If it works with the nightkill we could have cyan prove himself by shooting you. Or he could dox ged and ged could add someone to his list. So many possibilities if the game isn't over.
What are the odds of a 2 man mafia with 2 neutrals?
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Damn it, Az, I had that one in the wings and everything.
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(5 to lynch)
Axelrod - 5 (WellofLostGnomes, ZeDorkSlipeur, Iso, Cyan, Azrael)
Not Voting: Archmage Eternal, Axelrod, Ged
Twilight.
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Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
"What is it?"
"Open it up."
(Opens it, tries not to sound too incredulous.) "A death scene?"
"Yes, a death scene. And this is a special death scene. It's the scene the mod threw together because it's one-thirty in the morning and because he can't think of any more setpieces based solely around physical comedy. And today I'm going to read it to you."
"Has it got any sports in it?"
"Are you kidding? It's got lynching, fighting, Iso, revenge, disappointment, wasted years of life, true love..."
"Doesn't sound too bad..."
Through the smoke, two figures come into view. Axelrod is lying on the floor, his captured gun pointed at
CyanAzrael, the barrel wavering unsteadily. Azrael stands over him.Axelrod winces in pain, disbelief spreads across his face. "What is your mission?"
"To protect Azrael."
Axelrod coughs. "You are about to fail that mission."
Azrael says nothing. He remains frozen.
Axelrod's face twists. "This isn't over. You can kill this body, but I'll never stop coming back to troll you."
Azrael's arms begin to move. He takes off his sunglasses. His arms close around Axelrod's throat. He begins to squeeze.
His voice is low, still toneless, but unsteady.
"Hasta la vista, Ax."
Axelrod's face turns white, his hands gripping Cyan's arms, struggling to break them loose. Cyan continues to squeeze.
A final word escapes Axelrod's lips. "You and I..." A few seconds later, he stops moving. Death takes him.
"Wait. What did Xyre mean, death? Ax was only faking, right?"
"You want me to read this or not?"
"Who gets Azrael? Who kills Azrael? At the end, somebody's gotta do it?"
"Nobody. He lives. Er, the other one lives."
"You mean he wins? Jesus, Grandpa, what'd you read me this thing for? I mean, who's heard of a triple-life traitor anyway -"
Axelrod, Azrael - Mafia Townie/Evil Scum Mod, has been lynched.
It is now Night 3. Night will end on May 8th at 7am MST.
(Note that that's two days, not three. I figure we don't need quite that much time anymore.)
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Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
"So what does this mean?" Cyan asks.
"What does it mean?! You're a fictional character, man! A simulation of the past. And so am I. We need to take back this story, give it some order. The mod's totally off his nut." Morpheus tries gesturing emphatically with his elbow and discovers that lacks a certain impact.
A man in a tuxedo and straw fedora walks up and gives Cyan two cups of coffee, before disappearing back around the corner of this coffeeshop. Cyan sips the coffee and grimaces. "Just as I thought - salt water and mud." He tips the cup over, and the sludge slowly slides onto the table in front of them.
"It's not just that we're fictional characters, though. I mean, Matrix, right?" Morpheus says, pressing his hand to his chest and humbly grinning. "Kind of obvious. No, but this, this is far worse. Because everything is here, and everything is out of order. It's like some grand phenomenological experiment in the mind of a deranged person."
"So what do we have to do?" Cyan asks, wiping the "coffee" off the table.
Morpheus laughs, less at the question than at the absurdity it entailed. "Find the man behind the curtain, I guess? Ask him for some concreteness."
Azrael runs up. "Ged's dead. Someone, like, zapped him."
"Zapped him?" Cyan repeats.
"Yeah."
Cyan frowns and turns back to Morpheus. "So if this is some grand cumulative experiment, how does this scene end, for example?"
Morpheus opens his mouth to speak, then pauses as if to cram that first thought back in. "Well," he begins again, "how about a punchline?"
He turns to Az and holds up his cup. "Hey, Az, would you like some coffee? I'm feeling a little too caffeinated, myself."
"Gee, thanks, Morpheus," Az says, taking the cup and sipping from it. He holds the cup in front of his face, considering it, and frowns. "Should I be able to chew coffee?" he asks.
Ged, Captain Hammer - Town Superhero, has been killed.
It is now Day 4. Day will end on May 23rd at 10am MST.
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Yeah, I think this is pretty cut and dry.
Let me see if I can dig anything up from Axelrod in the meantime.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
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Awards:
Elegant Mafia: The Joker, Mafia MVP
And I would presume that the Day ends when I am lynched, yes.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Also, I attempted to Doc Ged last night, but apparently it didn't work. This isn't particularly surprising, as usually you can't Doc a BG out of dying on behalf of someone else, but I was just hoping to get lucky.
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Oh, so ZDS Roleblocked you.
And Xyre confirmed already that the last scum can RB and kill in the same Night.
Game, set, match.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
The stale bread?
@Az: Why WoLG?
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
After he claims.
Basically, I'm a delayed Vengeful with Deadposting.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
I'm down with lynching Iso to confirm him, then him using his kill on whoever we planed to lynch.
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Awards:
Elegant Mafia: The Joker, Mafia MVP
When I die, the following things happen:
On Dead Player list (no reveal)
Can post
Can't vote
Don't count towards living player count
Can Kamikaze
Also, I completely made up my flavor. :3 Though Xyre's is pretty funny, too. You'll see it post-game.
I still intend to deliver my Daykill with Gangnam Style, though.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
This seems like a really poor reaction to Az's query. Given that he is incredibly likely to be town, and given whom is asking the question, it's reasonable to conclude that he has a good reason for asking.
I can't think of a single reason he'd straight out be asking for my role without without making a case on me. It's suspicious of him to do so. He has hands down been the most pro-town player since he started wall of texting, but I really wouldn't put it past him to slam Axel and lynch him if he was his scum buddy. Zionite was always the best D1 lynch after we weren't allowed to lynch ZDS, so if he was scum, bussing him was the most logical move. Az is one of my favorite players, and probably one of the best if not *the* best. But it's suspicious as hell to me that he pegged 3/3 scum on d1.
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Awards:
Elegant Mafia: The Joker, Mafia MVP