Xyre, please do something about Jobie - He should have been replaced two months ago
It's not that I'm a rampant lurker, it's that I can't get a feel on this game. Look at Cereal Mafia on MTGN, View Askew, and MK here. I'm not always a lurker, this game just sucks for me. Plus finals week for my HS is approaching. I'll have time later on, probably this weekend.
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Vote Wuffles. He's acted scummy, we mostly agree, we all know why, and some of us think it's worth persuing him for. And anything's better than this dead time.
However, I DO consider myself a townie, and have (mostly, if you discount WOLG) tried to play as a townie this game - so, my only real consideration is, if I die, the possibility of chimp becoming scum.
So, yeah, go ahead Ged. It's a free lynch, dude, so go, kill someone who (probably) works against the mafia win condition.
We all know that there's a very high probability that I'm not lying.
Also, ZDS: my role flavor is worded as such that I probably would not turn up neutral - just that, as a politician, my alignments and values are obscured in various grey areas.
ZDS, are you recommending that I not turn in my choices tonight? Because I won't get another chance to get results until the end of the next night. I'm not sure that would be especially helpful to anyone.
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
At this point, I don't think I need to tell you guys to send in your PMs.
Also, to address someone's comment: I understand that this game is screwed-up, so I'm not going to recommend any blacklisting this time around. However, I will make sure that lurking is not tolerated in my next game at all.
I love how everyone is all "OHHHH These 2 somewhat-masons can confirm themselves, but they're still suspicious because they haven't. Oh, and let's keep them from confirming themselves by killing everyone that one of them inspects."
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The "Long Games Suck" Final Vote Count
(8 to lynch)
StormBlind - 1 (Cubus)
Sutherlands - 2 (creampuffeater, loran16)
loran16 - 1 (Sutherands)
ZDS - 1 (SorryGuy)
Kenji - 8 (Wrath of Dog, ZeDorkSlipeur, Wuffles_II, carrion pigeons, Chimpanzee, Jobie, Ged, StormBlind)
You all, after much arguing and yelling "WHY ISN'T ANYONE SAYING ANYTHING! AND BY ANYONE, I OF COURSE MEAN JOBIE!!!", you finally come back to the guy who's not been around as much as we'd like, Mr. Kenji.
He denies it. "Look, I'm a crazy bastard, see?" And he gives carrion pigeons a hug. CP, utterly repulsed, pulls out a gun and does the job himself.
...except Kenji's still standing. He looks down and frowns. "Dammit, dude, you ruined my best black leather jacket!"
"Um... wasn't he supposed to die?" Jobie stammers.
"Of course not" Kenji answers. You all suddenly realize his canines are much larger than they should be. With a piercing laugh, he leaps for Jobie's throat. Jobie winces and backs up, ready to start bleeding.
But it's all for naught, as Kenji only made it halfway before finding himself impaled on a rather sharp table leg held out by StormBlind. He drops the leg and Kenji with it and grins. "I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself!"
And indeed, it seems another problem element has disappeared. As the blood red light washes back into the room, you all have the minor pleasure of feeling like it's more of a comfort and less a sign of impending doom.
Kenji, Xavier Molotov, the Relentless Vampire - Serial Killer, has been lynched.
The moon rises again, an ever-imposing sign of doom... doom from above. You all shamble back in, bleary-eyed and unsettled by your recent choice of killings. You have no choice now, but to finish your work.
But as you enter, you soon discover that all seems to be as you left it. Remarkably, nobody is dead. Wonderful.
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
The "Yeah, Well" Final Vote Count
(7 to lynch)
ZeDorkSlipeur - 8 (Cubus, SorryGuy, SorryGuy, SorryGuy, Sutherlands, Wuffles_II, Wrath of Dog, Ged)
As soon as you walk into the room, you all turn your eyes on ZDScum, as creampuffeater had so eloquently put it. "Yeah, it's time to deal with the scum."
ZeDorkSlipeur sighs and grins a bit. "Ah well, it was a good run, folks." He turns around for a moment and stares at all the masked men around. "Screw you guys. Bunch of pricks."
Before he turns back around, the bullets have already pierced his body and he goes down badly. So many rounds were fired, he's barely recognizable anymore, but you soon figure it out. Nice job.
ZeDorkSlipeur, Curtis Wise, the Lunatic Magician - Mafia Illusionist, has been lynched.
You all walk back in. Time has been moving quickly as of late, and you all feel its inexorable pull toward the end... but the end of what, you have no idea.
As you wander in, you realize that, for a change, someone is missing. You all sigh and walk back toward the main hallway. That's when you notice the blood pool spilling out from under Wrath of Dog's door. With a collective groan, you walk toward it and open the door.
...but Wrath of Dog seems to be nowhere. That's odd - with all that blood, one might expect that...
Sutherlands suddenly shouts and you all turn around. It seems Wrath of Dog was right in front of you the whole time. Or rather, behind you... impaled to the door with what appear to be steak knives. You all shudder at his fate, realizing that it was still possible that such a fate might befall you as well.
Wrath of Dog, Dr. Ryan West - Town Mad Scientist, has been killed.
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
Does anyone even have an ability to use any more (except for Ged, obv)? I'm afraid I've forgotten if MS/Dagger is supposed to be able to do anything. Sutherlands and I have used our one-shots, and Cubus, Wuffles, and Chimp are effectively vanilla, right?
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
EBWODB: Is anyone else as astonished as I am to check MS's posting history, only to find that he hasn't posted once, anywhere on the site, in the past three months? Is it kind of sad that no one has noticed this?
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
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It's not that I'm a rampant lurker, it's that I can't get a feel on this game. Look at Cereal Mafia on MTGN, View Askew, and MK here. I'm not always a lurker, this game just sucks for me. Plus finals week for my HS is approaching. I'll have time later on, probably this weekend.
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Best Non-SK Neutral Performance (Individual)
IT IS!
Vote Wuffles. He's acted scummy, we mostly agree, we all know why, and some of us think it's worth persuing him for. And anything's better than this dead time.
I actually don't care if I die at this point.
However, I DO consider myself a townie, and have (mostly, if you discount WOLG) tried to play as a townie this game - so, my only real consideration is, if I die, the possibility of chimp becoming scum.
So, yeah, go ahead Ged. It's a free lynch, dude, so go, kill someone who (probably) works against the mafia win condition.
We all know that there's a very high probability that I'm not lying.
Also, ZDS: my role flavor is worded as such that I probably would not turn up neutral - just that, as a politician, my alignments and values are obscured in various grey areas.
This game needs motion. Anyone feel like presenting a case or something like that?
3CB and 4CB5CB!This game is so dead that I don't actually care right now.
With so many people emulating uberlurkerjobie, I don't see how this game can possibly end well.
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Not like he's any different from any of the other lurkers in this game, though.
Unvote, Vote Kenji
Any mod notes dropping out of the sky confirming your innocence this time, kenji?
Unvote, Vote Kenji.
Unvote, Vote Kenji.
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Unvote Vote Kenji
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Ha. Good point.
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(8 to lynch)
StormBlind - 1 (Cubus)
Sutherlands - 2 (creampuffeater, loran16)
loran16 - 2 (StormBlind, Sutherands)
ZDS - 1 (SorryGuy)
Kenji - 6 (Wrath of Dog, ZeDorkSlipeur, Wuffles_II, carrion pigeons, Chimpanzee, Jobie)
At this point, I don't think I need to tell you guys to send in your PMs.
Also, to address someone's comment: I understand that this game is screwed-up, so I'm not going to recommend any blacklisting this time around. However, I will make sure that lurking is not tolerated in my next game at all.
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
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3CB and 4CB5CB!That's what I'd have done. Good man
I love how everyone is all "OHHHH These 2 somewhat-masons can confirm themselves, but they're still suspicious because they haven't. Oh, and let's keep them from confirming themselves by killing everyone that one of them inspects."
Hey, you! Yeah, you behind the computer screen! You're unconstitutional.
America == Velociraptor
Play IRC mafia. (/join #mafia)
(8 to lynch)
StormBlind - 1 (Cubus)
Sutherlands - 2 (creampuffeater, loran16)
loran16 - 1 (Sutherands)
ZDS - 1 (SorryGuy)
Kenji - 8 (Wrath of Dog, ZeDorkSlipeur, Wuffles_II, carrion pigeons, Chimpanzee, Jobie, Ged, StormBlind)
You all, after much arguing and yelling "WHY ISN'T ANYONE SAYING ANYTHING! AND BY ANYONE, I OF COURSE MEAN JOBIE!!!", you finally come back to the guy who's not been around as much as we'd like, Mr. Kenji.
He denies it. "Look, I'm a crazy bastard, see?" And he gives carrion pigeons a hug. CP, utterly repulsed, pulls out a gun and does the job himself.
...except Kenji's still standing. He looks down and frowns. "Dammit, dude, you ruined my best black leather jacket!"
"Um... wasn't he supposed to die?" Jobie stammers.
"Of course not" Kenji answers. You all suddenly realize his canines are much larger than they should be. With a piercing laugh, he leaps for Jobie's throat. Jobie winces and backs up, ready to start bleeding.
But it's all for naught, as Kenji only made it halfway before finding himself impaled on a rather sharp table leg held out by StormBlind. He drops the leg and Kenji with it and grins. "I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself!"
And indeed, it seems another problem element has disappeared. As the blood red light washes back into the room, you all have the minor pleasure of feeling like it's more of a comfort and less a sign of impending doom.
Kenji, Xavier Molotov, the Relentless Vampire - Serial Killer, has been lynched.
The next scene will be up shortly.
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
But as you enter, you soon discover that all seems to be as you left it. Remarkably, nobody is dead. Wonderful.
Continue.
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
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I hope this is good.
And not all that unsurprising.
Vote: ZDS, Vote: ZDS, Vote: ZDS. I have felt you were scummy for over two days now. It is time for you to die.
Vote ZDS like I've thought yesterday.
Hey, you! Yeah, you behind the computer screen! You're unconstitutional.
America == Velociraptor
Play IRC mafia. (/join #mafia)
Die, ZDS.
Vote ZDS, kthx.
Not that it matters now that I'm gonna end up dead.
Vote ZDS. Don't hammer until people can get their actions in.
(7 to lynch)
ZeDorkSlipeur - 8 (Cubus, SorryGuy, SorryGuy, SorryGuy, Sutherlands, Wuffles_II, Wrath of Dog, Ged)
As soon as you walk into the room, you all turn your eyes on ZDScum, as creampuffeater had so eloquently put it. "Yeah, it's time to deal with the scum."
ZeDorkSlipeur sighs and grins a bit. "Ah well, it was a good run, folks." He turns around for a moment and stares at all the masked men around. "Screw you guys. Bunch of pricks."
Before he turns back around, the bullets have already pierced his body and he goes down badly. So many rounds were fired, he's barely recognizable anymore, but you soon figure it out. Nice job.
ZeDorkSlipeur, Curtis Wise, the Lunatic Magician - Mafia Illusionist, has been lynched.
The next scene will be up shortly.
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
As you wander in, you realize that, for a change, someone is missing. You all sigh and walk back toward the main hallway. That's when you notice the blood pool spilling out from under Wrath of Dog's door. With a collective groan, you walk toward it and open the door.
...but Wrath of Dog seems to be nowhere. That's odd - with all that blood, one might expect that...
Sutherlands suddenly shouts and you all turn around. It seems Wrath of Dog was right in front of you the whole time. Or rather, behind you... impaled to the door with what appear to be steak knives. You all shudder at his fate, realizing that it was still possible that such a fate might befall you as well.
Wrath of Dog, Dr. Ryan West - Town Mad Scientist, has been killed.
Continue.
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
Vote Jobie
3CB and 4CB5CB!Meh, Vote: Jobie. GL buds. Great Game Xyre, sorry I lurked so bad.
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Duh.
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