Want an almost sure-fire way to "win" a game/confuse your opponents in multiplayer? Tired of actually making moves? Enjoy watching friends suffer but don't want to use Stasis? Try this ridiculously inelegant deck which if it actually works will leave your opponents dumbfounded.
Decklist help provided lovingly by Blut and Apollo :> Cranial Extraction/Bribery to stare at libraries, both can be reiterated for a win.
The deck may seem a little lopsided, but that's because the entire idea is to generate infinite mana with Enduring Renewal, Ornithopter, and Phyrexian Altar, and use it to infinitely ReiterateConjurer's Ban, continually activating Chronatog/Totem, while using Fasting/Obstinate Familiar to not lose due to overdrawing. Your opponent(s) will lose if you name every single card in their deck.
You'll probably get punched though.
Sideboard is multiplayer variant, Reiterate/Mana Geyser/Manamorphose for infinite mana. Polymorph/Emrakul just because all creatures can be removed in a pinch, and because if this deck has any chance of working it's probably against a meta where buying an intro pack and adding some cards from a booster is also known as deckbuilding.
If your meta packs a fair amount of creature kill and you don't trust Totems to be alive long enough, try Time Vault/Inertia Bubble.
FAQ: Q. DOES THIS DECK EVEN WORK?11111 A. Technically.
Q. THIS IS A BAD DECK A. Yes.
Q. WHY WOULD ANYONE PLAY THIS A. Sadomasochism.
Q. WHAT ABOUT COPIES OF CARDS A. You should obviously get this combo off before that whole deal starts happening, or you're a square.
I suggest Cranial Extraction or something of that sort that allows you to search through your opponent's library for when you play someone with whose deck you are not intimately familiar. Otherwise it would take a long time to name every card in Magic:the Gathering.
I suggest Cranial Extraction or something of that sort that allows you to search through your opponent's library for when you play someone with whose deck you are not intimately familiar. Otherwise it would take a long time to name every card in Magic:the Gathering.
Decklist help provided lovingly by Blut and Apollo :>
Cranial Extraction/Bribery to stare at libraries, both can be reiterated for a win.
4 Godless Shrine
4 Steam Vents
4 City of Brass
4 Forbidden Orchard
4 Chronatog
4 Chronatog Totem
4 Enduring Renewal
3 Ornithopter
1 Memnite
2 Phyrexian Altar
1 Vampiric Tutor
1 Imperial Seal
4 Enlightened Tutor
4 Mystical Tutor
4 Conjurer's Ban
3 Obstinate Familiar
4 Fasting
1 Reiterate
3 Reiterate
4 Mana Geyser
4 Manamorphose
1 Cranial Extraction
1 Bribery
1 Polymorph
1 Emrakul, The Aeons Torn
The deck may seem a little lopsided, but that's because the entire idea is to generate infinite mana with Enduring Renewal, Ornithopter, and Phyrexian Altar, and use it to infinitely Reiterate Conjurer's Ban, continually activating Chronatog/Totem, while using Fasting/Obstinate Familiar to not lose due to overdrawing. Your opponent(s) will lose if you name every single card in their deck.
You'll probably get punched though.
Sideboard is multiplayer variant, Reiterate/Mana Geyser/Manamorphose for infinite mana. Polymorph/Emrakul just because all creatures can be removed in a pinch, and because if this deck has any chance of working it's probably against a meta where buying an intro pack and adding some cards from a booster is also known as deckbuilding.
If your meta packs a fair amount of creature kill and you don't trust Totems to be alive long enough, try Time Vault/Inertia Bubble.
FAQ:
Q. DOES THIS DECK EVEN WORK?11111
A. Technically.
Q. THIS IS A BAD DECK
A. Yes.
Q. WHY WOULD ANYONE PLAY THIS
A. Sadomasochism.
Q. WHAT ABOUT COPIES OF CARDS
A. You should obviously get this combo off before that whole deal starts happening, or you're a square.
Sources:
Wikipedia
my decks:
WBConjurer's PermabanWB
RGUTrinket Rush DeluxeRGU
The problem this deck has to deal with is what's already on the board when you combo off -> I'd replace these slots with mass removal.
I'd also replace Teachings with the two old school Tutors of black.
I don't like drawing from an empty library, it makes me lose, also mass removal i agree with the second two statements.
my decks:
WBConjurer's PermabanWB
RGUTrinket Rush DeluxeRGU
Yes it would :> that's why it's great
my decks:
WBConjurer's PermabanWB
RGUTrinket Rush DeluxeRGU
my decks:
WBConjurer's PermabanWB
RGUTrinket Rush DeluxeRGU