One of my favorites is the opening line to Led Zeppelin's 'Whole Lotta Love':
"You need Kool-Aid; baby, I'm not foolin'..."
Another one I love to throw at people is the Elton John song with the chorus 'Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza'. It doesn't really sound like that if you're listening closely, but once it's mentioned, it's hard to get Tony Danza out of your head every time you hear 'Tiny Dancer'.
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There's one at the door, at the gate to damnation...
Is it thief, thug or whore? There's one at the door...
And there's room for one more till the end of creation. Neil Gaiman, Sandman #4 - A Hope in Hell
What is the funniest way that you have ever gotten song lyrics wrong?
I'm not sure it's the funniest, but there's a lot of misheard lyrics videos on Youtube with the band Nightwish, and those are amazing. It's great because it's epic rock metal opera.
I always heard this song's lyrics as "Say you'll level up me forever," and I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Everytime I hear "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR, I think of my little sister used to think they were saying "There's a bathroom on the right" instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise".
Here are the first two that come to mind for me:
"Hey man, nice shirt."
"I left my brains down in Africa."
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I used to think the lyrics were "They paid paradise to put up a f-ing lot" instead of "Paved paradise to put up a parking lot".
Those lyrics make more sense now that I know what they are, but I still hate the Counting Crows:)
"You need Kool-Aid; baby, I'm not foolin'..."
Another one I love to throw at people is the Elton John song with the chorus 'Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza'. It doesn't really sound like that if you're listening closely, but once it's mentioned, it's hard to get Tony Danza out of your head every time you hear 'Tiny Dancer'.
Is it thief, thug or whore? There's one at the door...
And there's room for one more till the end of creation.
Neil Gaiman, Sandman #4 - A Hope in Hell
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I'm not sure it's the funniest, but there's a lot of misheard lyrics videos on Youtube with the band Nightwish, and those are amazing. It's great because it's epic rock metal opera.
I always heard this song's lyrics as "Say you'll level up me forever," and I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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I had a friend who really liked that song, so I heard it a lot. I couldn't stand it.
The shoes on my feet.
I farted.
The clothes I'm wearing.
I farted.
Etc.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinded_by_the_Light
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I have to admit I thought they were saying "wrapped like a douche" and "made my anus curly whirly" Ew!
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"Dirty Deeds and their done dirt cheap"
When I was a kid, I would hear
"Dirty D, and the thunder chief"
I used to think the song was about a couple of bad ass dudes on motorcycles.
"On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair..." -The Eagles, Hotel California
Yeah, I'm not sure what I was thinking. I was in H.S. :/
Lying here with no one near
Only you, and you can hear me
When I say softly, slowly
Hold me closer TONY DANZA
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
you had a busy day today
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When I was younger I thought this song was about a serial killer.
"One burnin, one shot, and one dead"