Deep below your very feet, Lies a world full of deceit. Ruled by a vampire smarter than all, To his feet the world shall fall. Secret thieves and killers abound, Reaping your soul without a sound. You'll be dead before even knowing they're near,
It's the powerhouse control guild Dimir.
(Thanks to MasterBeeble for the awesome lyrics!!)
The Darkness has consumed me I open my eyes to black The light has left me Never to come back
Fleet of foot Unexpected Through the darkness Never Detected
The shadows are allies They keep me alive For when they kill everthing I'll survive
For I am Dimir From the undercity below I do exist But no one shall know
By PurpleD
Beliefs: In House Dimir, we dwell in the shadows. We like to keep most things on the down-low and are always trying to avert attention from ourselves. This doesn't mean however, that we can't have fun. So if you you are fan of Dimir, Control, The :symu::symb: Colour combo, or are just looking for a great group to hang out with... Dimir is right for you.
Exalted Urza - Great founder of House Dimir Surging_Chaos - Anti-totalitarianist and Great Leader of House Dimir
Members: PurpleD- Clan council Rep, Guild Relations Wizard and Tooth Doctor of House Dimir Azerael Rorix Blade- Official Bronco of House Dimir Xander- Official Photoshop Wizard of House Dimir binary_cypher- Guardian of Duskmantle Mortal Wombat Rayne -Champion Shadowmage Of House Dimir GoatChunx- Morphling of House Dimir Koolkoal David The Darkseeker
The Dragon Rising
Efreetsnob
The Dungeon: A list of "Unseen" members. Jing Fdbog 0uallada Gear shortay Maga, Betrayer of flesh fooligan
BweeBwee
Arch Wooohh CateranLlama SLavan K Guiser diggy feuerdrache Forgotten_hope Hellbent4hollywood MasterBeeble nan
Purple Pirate trent_sin26 wackyo86 Xyver Casi Perfecto llamaman PHYREXiain walker Nezumi Guildmage Dragonhunter Dark2k Eledin Nocturn
Oasis!
Our Guard 'Tog:
Allies!!! The guilds have been rushing frantically to get other guilds to befriend them. We at Dimir are proud to say that we have formed the Triple alliance with both Izzet and Rakdos!!! Together, we will rule Ravnica.
We have much to celebrate about among these things:
1. Our first clan contest victory giving us 4 points! Props to Xander for creating the final submission; he is an amazing photoshopper.
2. Speaking of Xander, his sig template has caused a new phenomenon to occur throughout MTGS. Topher came into the liberty of (unrightfuly IMO) making Xander-style sigs for everybody. Nevertheless, he started this huge thing, showing that House Dimir can manipulate the common people here.
3. The fall of our other mortal enemies (besides the Bore-us), the Smelly-syna. Wackyo86 even admitted his surrender to us: Quote:
Originally Posted by wackyo86 We surrender to you great Dimir!
4. The Newly found use of INVISITEXT!!! How cool is this??? Only fitting that the guild that doesnt exist has text that doesnt exist.
If you want to become a member: 1. You must have 30 or more posts. This is to keep new people from wanting to be in the guild and then leave the site.
2. YOU MUST REMAIN AN ACTIVE MEMBER!!! By "active" we mean normally discussing amongst ourselves in our threads. If you start to become inactive, we will move you to the Dungeon and no longer be a member.
3. Please post here at least 2 times before asking for a membership.
Dimir – dih•MEER. I have heard it pronounced dee•MEER as well. The difference between the two is subtle, and the one you end up using will probably depend on the way the letter I usually rolls off your tongue. Either way is acceptable. However, to properly utter this word, it should be issued in breathy, hushed tones. It is a whispered word, if spoken at all. Szadek – ZAH•dehk. The “Sz” in his name, along with those of other Ravnican names, is pronounced with a dominant “Z” sound, though agile tongues will sneak a subtle “S” sound in as well. Many Eastern European languages would pronounce this letter pair as if it were “Sh.” Ravnica has many similarities to this region, but its use of “Sz” is not one of them. Moroii – MOHR•oy. This word, like “Sz” has Eastern European roots, but Ravnican pronunciation. Proper Romanian pronunciation of Moroii would be mohr•OY•ee.
Current Agenda/Discussion:
-brainstorming ideas for future clan contests
How sweet a new thread for the Dimir! Anyway I just wanted to point out that you are presenting potentially misleading info in your thread:
The fall of our other mortal enemies (besides the Bore-us), the Smelly-syna.
Wackyo86 even admitted his surrender to us: Quote:
Originally Posted by wackyo86 We surrender to you great Dimir!
We Selesnyans are live and kicking and you should point out that the old guys surrendered to you. Obviously this will never happen now.
Should you choose to keep this incorrect information the Conclave (henceforth referred to as the Suers) could sue you Dimir (henceforth the Suees) for posting incorrect information (henceforth the Data).
How sweet a new thread for the Dimir! Anyway I just wanted to point out that you are presenting potentially misleading info in your thread:
The fall of our other mortal enemies (besides the Bore-us), the Smelly-syna.
Wackyo86 even admitted his surrender to us: Quote:
Originally Posted by wackyo86 We surrender to you great Dimir!
We Selesnyans are live and kicking and you should point out that the old guys surrendered to you. Obviously this will never happen now.
Should you choose to keep this incorrect information the Conclave (henceforth referred to as the Suers) could sue you Dimir (henceforth the Suees) for posting incorrect information (henceforth the Data).
Lots of court cases going on in this site!!
Wow, way to go all WotC on us. Truly, the selesnya DID fall. I didn't say anything about the CONCLAVE. Tehe suckers.
Anyways, welcome to House Dimir DTD. Would you like a title for the first post? I'll PM you the invisitext instrucions. Anyways, I think that your banner is... well... gross. Would you like me to make you one? I made the 3 featured in the first post, so I know what I'm doing. Just let me know what you want in it.
@Smellyesnians, Bore-us and Gruul... What'd you think of my Tog banner?! LOL. You know it's just in fun.
Hi guys. When it comes to playing the game, I'm more of a Golgari man myself. But I just had to pop in and say that the title of this thread is HILARIOUS!
great thread name. I must give credit where credit is due, and sasy that im rather fond of the Dr. Teeth banner, though I hate psychatog decks, and its chewing on a BL thing. Whatever. Our leader didn't get arested.
-P
Thanks again, bluesoul. Hopefully the Rakdos will lauch their thread with an equally funny title.
BTW, I did the stupidest move I've ever done in magic before. Today, Rayne was at 10 life. I only have 4 cards in my library.
I had A kokusho in play, and a Clone in my hand. Instead of playing clone and copying Koko (which would have won me the game), I decided to attack with koko. He blocked with belltower shinx. I lost. It was the dumbest thing i'd ever done in magic. I really dont know what on earth was going through my head. I'll blame it on my :sick:.
At least I did it in a friendly game, and not at FNM!!!
Let me make sure I understand your avatar. Long live control, Counterspell, Avatar of Woe, and...Da Bears?
Most definately right!!! Both the Bears and Control are things that were amazing in the past, but have struggled to live up to their predecessor's expectations. So... Long Live the Bears and Control!!!
Hey, would you look at that... I've been sigged!!! This is a momentous occasion.
Also, Xander, do you think you could make guildmages for our new members (if they want them)? I know Rayne was asking about them, and i'm sure Goatchunx and DTD would like them too. Just wondering.
I could supply someone with the Guildmage Template if you like. I am a little busy with things currently.
I've got photoshop, so you could probably give it to me. I imight need a quick lesson on how to do it, and a link to where I could get the necessary fonts. Sounds like fun.
Are you talking about making cards on MSE? I can do that. I really need to get a picture of myself, both for my card and for PurpleD, who seems to want to know what I look like
Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
Are you talking about making cards on MSE? I can do that. I really need to get a picture of myself, both for my card and for PurpleD, who seems to want to know what I look like
I like to know what everyone looks like. It's just so that I dont always think of people as what their avatar looks like.
Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
@Smellyesnians, Bore-us and Gruul... What'd you think of my Tog banner?! LOL. You know it's just in fun.
I like your Tog sig although I've never played Dr. Teeth. In extended I generally play Affinity as in my local meta hardly anyone plays BDW (actually in my area hardly anyone plays Extended but that is another story).
Ok, thanks for adding me to the friends, it seems i am extra special since my name's all like, Blue. And Red. And super sweet-nasty. Anyways....
*BweeBwee attempts to fade into the shadows, but accidentally trips over his smoke machine, causing it to fall into his unconveniently placed chemical bath, triggering a giant explosion, blowing away half of the dimir entrance hallway, and burning off all his hair*
Err... sorry about that, i can fix it!
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Deep below your very feet,
Lies a world full of deceit.
Ruled by a vampire smarter than all,
To his feet the world shall fall.
Secret thieves and killers abound,
Reaping your soul without a sound.
You'll be dead before even knowing they're near,
(Thanks to MasterBeeble for the awesome lyrics!!)
The Darkness has consumed me
I open my eyes to black
The light has left me
Never to come back
Fleet of foot
Unexpected
Through the darkness
Never Detected
The shadows are allies
They keep me alive
For when they kill everthing
I'll survive
For I am Dimir
From the undercity below
I do exist
But no one shall know
By PurpleD
Beliefs:
In House Dimir, we dwell in the shadows. We like to keep most things on the down-low and are always trying to avert attention from ourselves. This doesn't mean however, that we can't have fun.
So if you you are fan of Dimir, Control, The :symu::symb: Colour combo, or are just looking for a great group to hang out with... Dimir is right for you.
Exalted Urza - Great founder of House Dimir
Surging_Chaos - Anti-totalitarianist and Great Leader of House Dimir
Members:
PurpleD- Clan council Rep, Guild Relations Wizard and Tooth Doctor of House Dimir
Azerael
Rorix Blade- Official Bronco of House Dimir
Xander- Official Photoshop Wizard of House Dimir
binary_cypher- Guardian of Duskmantle
Mortal Wombat
Rayne -Champion Shadowmage Of House Dimir
GoatChunx- Morphling of House Dimir
Koolkoal
David The Darkseeker
The Dragon Rising
Efreetsnob
The Dungeon:
A list of "Unseen" members.
Jing
Fdbog
0uallada
Gear
shortay
Maga, Betrayer of flesh
fooligan
BweeBwee
Arch Wooohh
CateranLlama
SLavan K Guiser
diggy
feuerdrache
Forgotten_hope
Hellbent4hollywood
MasterBeeble
nan
Purple Pirate
trent_sin26
wackyo86
Xyver
Casi Perfecto
llamaman
PHYREXiain walker
Nezumi Guildmage
Dragonhunter
Dark2k
Eledin
Nocturn
Oasis!
Our Guard 'Tog:
Allies!!!
The guilds have been rushing frantically to get other guilds to befriend them. We at Dimir are proud to say that we have formed the Triple alliance with both Izzet and Rakdos!!! Together, we will rule Ravnica.
Photobucket Account:
http://photobucket.com/albums/b3/housedimir/
LiveJournal:
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=housedimir
PM me or SC for passwords.
We have much to celebrate about among these things:
1. Our first clan contest victory giving us 4 points! Props to Xander for creating the final submission; he is an amazing photoshopper.
2. Speaking of Xander, his sig template has caused a new phenomenon to occur throughout MTGS. Topher came into the liberty of (unrightfuly IMO) making Xander-style sigs for everybody. Nevertheless, he started this huge thing, showing that House Dimir can manipulate the common people here.
3. The fall of our other mortal enemies (besides the Bore-us), the Smelly-syna.
Wackyo86 even admitted his surrender to us:
Quote:
Originally Posted by wackyo86
We surrender to you great Dimir!
4. The Newly found use of INVISITEXT!!! How cool is this??? Only fitting that the guild that doesnt exist has text that doesnt exist.
If you want to become a member:
1. You must have 30 or more posts. This is to keep new people from wanting to be in the guild and then leave the site.
2. YOU MUST REMAIN AN ACTIVE MEMBER!!! By "active" we mean normally discussing amongst ourselves in our threads. If you start to become inactive, we will move you to the Dungeon and no longer be a member.
3. Please post here at least 2 times before asking for a membership.
Previous Threads:
[House Dimir] Control Freaks!
[House Dimir]- World domination right under your feet
[House Dimir]- They Bore us, those Losingaires...
House Dimir
Dimir – dih•MEER. I have heard it pronounced dee•MEER as well. The difference between the two is subtle, and the one you end up using will probably depend on the way the letter I usually rolls off your tongue. Either way is acceptable. However, to properly utter this word, it should be issued in breathy, hushed tones. It is a whispered word, if spoken at all.
Szadek – ZAH•dehk. The “Sz” in his name, along with those of other Ravnican names, is pronounced with a dominant “Z” sound, though agile tongues will sneak a subtle “S” sound in as well. Many Eastern European languages would pronounce this letter pair as if it were “Sh.” Ravnica has many similarities to this region, but its use of “Sz” is not one of them.
Moroii – MOHR•oy. This word, like “Sz” has Eastern European roots, but Ravnican pronunciation. Proper Romanian pronunciation of Moroii would be mohr•OY•ee.
Current Agenda/Discussion:
-brainstorming ideas for future clan contests
[Left Play Designs][Coffeehouse][DeviantArt]
Winner MTGS Weekly Sig/Banner Contest
Weeks: 37/85/87/94/135/159/160/226
The fall of our other mortal enemies (besides the Bore-us), the Smelly-syna.
Wackyo86 even admitted his surrender to us:
Quote:
Originally Posted by wackyo86
We surrender to you great Dimir!
We Selesnyans are live and kicking and you should point out that the old guys surrendered to you. Obviously this will never happen now.
Should you choose to keep this incorrect information the Conclave (henceforth referred to as the Suers) could sue you Dimir (henceforth the Suees) for posting incorrect information (henceforth the Data).
Lots of court cases going on in this site!!
Wow, way to go all WotC on us. Truly, the selesnya DID fall. I didn't say anything about the CONCLAVE. Tehe suckers.
Anyways, welcome to House Dimir DTD. Would you like a title for the first post? I'll PM you the invisitext instrucions. Anyways, I think that your banner is... well... gross. Would you like me to make you one? I made the 3 featured in the first post, so I know what I'm doing. Just let me know what you want in it.
@Smellyesnians, Bore-us and Gruul... What'd you think of my Tog banner?! LOL. You know it's just in fun.
[Left Play Designs][Coffeehouse][DeviantArt]
Winner MTGS Weekly Sig/Banner Contest
Weeks: 37/85/87/94/135/159/160/226
Basically, friendify me.
*stumbles back into the explosions*
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I
I
I
Izzet version of *fades back into the shadows*
Its still awsome though
Well just wanted to check in to the new thread. See you guys.
*fades into shadow*
-P
[Photoshoppers] ◊ [NPI] ◊ Solar Flare Studios ◊ deviantART
Winner of Avatar & Sig Contest Week 72
@Bweebwee: You shall be Friended.
[Left Play Designs][Coffeehouse][DeviantArt]
Winner MTGS Weekly Sig/Banner Contest
Weeks: 37/85/87/94/135/159/160/226
Battle Royale Mafia
(Come see who won!)
BTW, I did the stupidest move I've ever done in magic before. Today, Rayne was at 10 life. I only have 4 cards in my library.
I had A kokusho in play, and a Clone in my hand. Instead of playing clone and copying Koko (which would have won me the game), I decided to attack with koko. He blocked with belltower shinx. I lost. It was the dumbest thing i'd ever done in magic. I really dont know what on earth was going through my head. I'll blame it on my :sick:.
At least I did it in a friendly game, and not at FNM!!!
[Left Play Designs][Coffeehouse][DeviantArt]
Winner MTGS Weekly Sig/Banner Contest
Weeks: 37/85/87/94/135/159/160/226
Battle Royale Mafia
(Come see who won!)
Most definately right!!! Both the Bears and Control are things that were amazing in the past, but have struggled to live up to their predecessor's expectations. So... Long Live the Bears and
[Left Play Designs][Coffeehouse][DeviantArt]
Winner MTGS Weekly Sig/Banner Contest
Weeks: 37/85/87/94/135/159/160/226
Battle Royale Mafia
(Come see who won!)
as I like to sayon a slightly related : The Chicago Cubs ... FOUR MORE YEARS!
-(I like to) P
[Photoshoppers] ◊ [NPI] ◊ Solar Flare Studios ◊ deviantART
Winner of Avatar & Sig Contest Week 72
Also, Xander, do you think you could make guildmages for our new members (if they want them)? I know Rayne was asking about them, and i'm sure Goatchunx and DTD would like them too. Just wondering.
Haha, and your maturity astounds me PotN.
[Left Play Designs][Coffeehouse][DeviantArt]
Winner MTGS Weekly Sig/Banner Contest
Weeks: 37/85/87/94/135/159/160/226
I'm learning to make alters.
I've got photoshop, so you could probably give it to me. I imight need a quick lesson on how to do it, and a link to where I could get the necessary fonts. Sounds like fun.
[Left Play Designs][Coffeehouse][DeviantArt]
Winner MTGS Weekly Sig/Banner Contest
Weeks: 37/85/87/94/135/159/160/226
Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
I like to know what everyone looks like. It's just so that I dont always think of people as what their avatar looks like.
[Left Play Designs][Coffeehouse][DeviantArt]
Winner MTGS Weekly Sig/Banner Contest
Weeks: 37/85/87/94/135/159/160/226
Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
Visit my best/worst cards by collector's number thread!
Stardust Siggies! Wonderful graphics:D
I like your Tog sig although I've never played Dr. Teeth. In extended I generally play Affinity as in my local meta hardly anyone plays BDW (actually in my area hardly anyone plays Extended but that is another story).
Goodluck with your new thread!
Haha, I'm sure you are. We all are...
As soon as I get a pic, i'm gonna photoshop some dead people into it :D.
[Left Play Designs][Coffeehouse][DeviantArt]
Winner MTGS Weekly Sig/Banner Contest
Weeks: 37/85/87/94/135/159/160/226
*BweeBwee attempts to fade into the shadows, but accidentally trips over his smoke machine, causing it to fall into his unconveniently placed chemical bath, triggering a giant explosion, blowing away half of the dimir entrance hallway, and burning off all his hair*
Err... sorry about that, i can fix it!