New keyword wants

[Tollas]

As new sets come out I see the same abilities over and over with no move toward a keyword for them. With the desire to simplify card text, I see no reason the following abilites shouldn't have their own keyword.

Rage: ~ attacks each turn if able. Bloodcrazed Neonate
Panic: ~ can't block. Gravecrawler
Looting: Whenver ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. Neurok Commando
Infiltrate: ~ is unblockable. Blighted Agent

I'm sure there are more.
What would you add?

[KavuMonarch]

"~ enters the battlefield tapped" appears often enough to be keyworded, but I can't think of a word to use for it that's suitable for all (or even most) cases in which it appears. Wizards probably can't either or they'd have done it a long time ago.

And, of course, I'd scrap intimidate (up there with dredge and recover in my most hated mechanics list) and consolidate all 'creatures with characteristic X can't block this' into a single mechanic; let's call it dread.

Barrenton Cragtreads

Creature - Kithkin Scout
Red dread
3/3

Dread Warlock

Creature - Human Wizard
Nonblack dread
2/2

Dust Elemental

Creature - Elemental
Flash
Flying, nonartifact dread, nonblack dread (*)
When Dust Elemental enters the battlefield, return three creatures you control to their owner's hand.
6/6

Highborn Ghoul

Creature - Zombie
Highborn Ghoul has nonartifact dread and dread in the colors it isn't. (**)
2/1

Maybe even...

Bog Rats

Creature - Rat
Wall dread
1/1


(*) I know it's functionally different to fear, but it's close enough for me. Besides, fear was functionally different pre-keywording too.
(**) I know it's very inelegant wording, but what else can you do with such an ill-conceived mechanic?

[Tollas]

????: ~ enters the battlefield tapped Geralf's Messenger
????: ~ does not untap during your untap step Galvanic Juggernaut

[Pumpkin_Eater]

None. Wizards should work on releasing balanced sets with consistent color pies, not keywording every effect that appears on more than one card.

[wingkon]

Originally Posted by Pumpkin_Eater

None. Wizards should work on releasing balanced sets with consistent color pies, not keywording every effect that appears on more than one card.

I kind of agree. Words like "Hexproof" are nice and simple and easier to say. But when they start keywording too much, it'll be annoying. I did think that maybe they oughta keyword Firebreathing, but I like it as "Magic lingo."

[Bullbreaker]

I wonder how long it will take them to change "~ is unblockable" to simply "Unblockable".

Invisible Stalker
Hexproof, Unblockable
1/1

Simple