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Old 03-05-2012, 06:28 PM   #3181
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Nothing major, but I did just have a discussion via new game titles with another fellow about whether or not EDH could be played 'competitively' (in reference to a game a third party had created). Essentially, his view point was that because it was an unsanctioned format it could only be played casually, and anyone who didn't share that viewpoint was a douche. Just... /facepalm

Also just had a bit of a gem from "TrolledTroll". Unfortunately, being the idjit I am I didn't save the log. It effectively went like this - game 1 I lose to a crushingly fast assault from T1 Dark Rit into Buried Alive 3x Bloodghast, and then a few other hasty/back from the graveyard style creatures like Gravecrawler and Nether Traitor to follow up. I'm not expecting much out of G2 as I'm playing a slower 'mono black ramp deck', but I decide to not concede and see if I can pull some sort of miracle out of my butt. Opening hand is something like Urborg, Cabal Coffers x 2, Swamp, Ex Map x 2 and Hymn To Tourach. So the mana is there if I can survive long enough, and draw into either Emmy or Consume Spirit. He's whittling down my health, and on my third last turn I'm in a tight spot. I do the calcs and realise I'll be on 1 life still if I don't cast the Consume Spirit I've drawn yet and instead wait for an extra swamp to put more power into my *four* Coffers, so I pass and hope he doesn't draw anything that'll do an extra damage - he doesn't. Next turn I consume Spirit for 16, which surprisingly only looks like it'll give me 2 extra turns of life. Fortunately, the next turn I top deck... Consume Spirit, and cast for lethal.

After that I'm about to concede g3 as I know his deck should crush me and has the advantage over mine due to sheer speed, but before I can he goes "gg", and then complains about it being ridiculous that he was constantly attacking and all I was doing was playing lands (and Ex Maps to find lands, and Hymn To Tourachs) and yet I won. He then DC'd before I could rofl at him for having the obviously superior deck but getting irate about losing a single game to a really good draw.

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If I'm reading this right, in the last game, you swung with Diregraf Ghoul and he blocked with Daybreak Ranger, then sacrificed Full Moon's Rise. You cast Brimstone Volley on Daybreak Ranger in response. In that situation, neither the Ghoul nor the Ranger would die, as he had sacrificed Full Moon's Rise to regenerate his Daybreak Ranger. I'm just saying.
The regeneration shield doesn't get applied until after the Full Moon's activated ability resolves. If you kill the werewolf in response to the activation, it'll be in the graveyard before it could be given a regeneration shield.

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Old 03-06-2012, 02:11 PM   #3182
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If I'm reading this right, in the last game, you swung with Diregraf Ghoul and he blocked with Daybreak Ranger, then sacrificed Full Moon's Rise. You cast Brimstone Volley on Daybreak Ranger in response. In that situation, neither the Ghoul nor the Ranger would die, as he had sacrificed Full Moon's Rise to regenerate his Daybreak Ranger. I'm just saying.
Lol. There's such a thing as a stack.

Just had a game where an idiot thought flip cards retain their mana costs. I told him "look, you're counting your wins & losses... you're saying you're 10 and 0... you just got mad about losing in game 1, and now you're arguing the rules with me in game 2... I'll give you time to look it up". He calls me a noob, tells me I lose, leaves, and starts up a new game saying he's 11-0 and undefeated.

There are people with real egotistical issues that seem to cling to a false feeling of superiority. It's annoying to watch them squabble about, tossing around name-calling in order to shield themselves from reality.
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Old 03-06-2012, 10:44 PM   #3183
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this broski IS MAAAAD. and the best thing is, his ''game name'' is "lol I love hat3rs, they make me laugh

I'm playing mono-black zombies and he's just dropped a mirran crusader. doesn't matter. I've got two fume spitters and two geralf's. the exchange at the begining is him taking my messenger and sacking it. when I point out fume spitter, he gets mad. I then proceed to deal like 12 damage with just my geralf. I attack for lethal (he's at 4, I have 5 attackers including a geralf without a counter, he has 4 blocks. he blocks the geralf and lets a 2/2 through. gg. and then THIS GOLDEN GEM HAPPENS. admire my master trolling, internet. 'tis a refined art, I say.

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<Eric W.> End my turn
Geralf's Messenger is now 3/2
hyu puts Fume Spitter to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
hyu untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
hyu draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
Eric W. is now the controller of Geralf's Messenger
Eric W. sacrifices Geralf's Messenger
hyu puts Geralf's Messenger into play from Graveyard
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
Eric W. is now the controller of Geralf's Messenger
Eric W. sacrifices Geralf's Messenger
<hyu> I used fume spitter
<hyu> to remove the counter
hyu puts Fume Spitter into play from Graveyard
hyu puts Fume Spitter to Graveyard from Play
hyu puts Geralf's Messenger into play from Graveyard
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
Eric W.'s life total is now 11 (-2)
Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
hyu puts Fume Spitter into play from Graveyard
<hyu> I used fume spitter last turn
<Eric W.> then say hat u doing retared mother****er
<hyu> haterz gonna haet
hyu puts Fume Spitter to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
hyu taps Swamp
hyu taps Swamp
hyu taps Swamp
hyu plays Geralf's Messenger from Hand
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
Eric W.'s life total is now 9 (-2)
It is now turn 10 (Eric W.)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Eric W. untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Eric W. draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<hyu> TROLOLOLO
Eric W. taps Plains
Eric W. taps Sunpetal Grove
Eric W. taps Forest
Eric W. plays Mirran Crusader from Hand
<Eric W.> End my turn
It is now turn 11 (hyu)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
hyu untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
hyu draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Eric W.> go ***
hyu plays Swamp from Hand
hyu taps Swamp
hyu plays Fume Spitter from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Geralf's Messenger is now 3/2
hyu puts Fume Spitter to Graveyard from Play
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
Eric W.'s life total is now 7 (-2)
Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
Eric W.'s life total is now 5 (-2)
It is now turn 12 (Eric W.)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<hyu> End my turn
Eric W. untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Eric W. draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Eric W. taps Plains
Eric W. taps Sunpetal Grove
Eric W. taps Forest
Eric W. plays Fiend Hunter from Hand
hyu puts Geralf's Messenger to RFG from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
hyu's life total is now 18 (-2)
Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. untaps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
hyu's life total is now 16 (-2)
<Eric W.> 4
<Eric W.> End my turn
It is now turn 13 (hyu)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
hyu untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
hyu draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
hyu taps Swamp
hyu taps Swamp
hyu taps Swamp
hyu taps Swamp
hyu plays Skinrender from Hand
hyu puts Geralf's Messenger into play from RFG
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
Eric W.'s life total is now 3 (-2)
<hyu> End my turn
Eric W. sacrifices Fiend Hunter
It is now turn 14 (Eric W.)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Eric W. untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Eric W. draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Eric W. taps Plains
Eric W. taps Sunpetal Grove
Eric W. taps Forest
Eric W. plays Viridian Corrupter from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
Eric W. taps Mirran Crusader
hyu's life total is now 12 (-4)
<Eric W.> End my turn
It is now turn 15 (hyu)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
hyu untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
hyu draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
hyu plays Swamp from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
hyu taps Diregraf Ghoul
hyu taps Diregraf Ghoul
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
hyu taps Skinrender
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
hyu taps Diregraf Ghoul
hyu taps Diregraf Ghoul
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
hyu taps Skinrender
hyu taps Geralf's Messenger
Eric W.'s life total is now 1 (-2)
Geralf's Messenger is now 4/3
<hyu> gg
<hyu> problem, crusaders?
<Eric W.> thats not game
<Eric W.> what u doing
<hyu> yess it isss
<Eric W.> from what
<hyu> what's 3-4?
<hyu> you know basic math
<hyu> right?
<hyu> do you?
<Eric W.> 3 - 2 is 1
<hyu> because I'm a preschool teachert
<hyu> I can help you
<hyu> just say the word, brosky.
<Eric W.> you stupid
<hyu> u mad?
<Eric W.> game is not over
<hyu> oh yes it iss!
<hyu> very nice game, sho!
<hyu> Wait!
<Eric W.> you done if not you wasting my time
<Eric W.> idiot
<hyu> haters gonna haet
<hyu> you mad cuz yopu lost
<hyu> YOU SO MAD, *****
<Eric W.> haet
<Eric W.> LMAO
<Eric W.> TAKE YOUR STUPID ASS BACK TO SCHOOL
<Eric W.> ******
<System> Player Lost

Oh, this is Eric W. I love him dearly. He sits in MWS days on end with either "Haters keep walking" or whatever, I usually spend my time waiting for friends coming on just messing with him, while changing my name so he thinks I am a different person.

A++, would troll again.
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Old 03-13-2012, 03:27 PM   #3184
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The regeneration shield doesn't get applied until after the Full Moon's activated ability resolves. If you kill the werewolf in response to the activation, it'll be in the graveyard before it could be given a regeneration shield.
Ah, my mistake. For some reason I was thinking the regeneration ability had already resolved.
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Old 03-18-2012, 04:37 PM   #3185
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I'm playing my friend Alex's Lands list that he top 64ed GP Indy with and join a game entitled LEGACY COMPETITIVE (or something along those lines; it was definitely all caps), with a tag note of "no quitting". I keep a decent hand, play a Tranquil Thicket, and pass. Opp. plays an untapped Hallowed Fountain. I cast a Life from the Loam on my turn with no cards in my graveyard. I click 'Ok?'. Opp. tanks for a while, Spell Snares, and then quits very shortly after:

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It is now turn 3 (Dr. Steve Brule)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Dr. Steve Brule untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Dr. Steve Brule draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Dr. Steve Brule plays Wasteland from Hand
Dr. Steve Brule taps Tranquil Thicket
Dr. Steve Brule taps Wasteland
Dr. Steve Brule plays Life from the Loam from Hand
<Dr. Steve Brule> Ok?
Tomas taps Hallowed Fountain
Tomas plays Spell Snare from Hand
Dr. Steve Brule sacrifices Life from the Loam
<Dr. Steve Brule> End my turn
Tomas puts Spell Snare to Graveyard from Play
<System> Player Lost

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Old 03-20-2012, 09:13 PM   #3186
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Spoiler:

<-------- New Game Started -------->
Kisses's Security Code: 42D7A491 [Type 2]
rook's Security Code: 834AA9C0 [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Kisses)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<rook> hi
Kisses shuffles library
<Kisses> hi
rook rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
Kisses shuffles library
Kisses rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
Kisses shuffles library
<Kisses> p
rook shuffles library
Kisses shuffles library
Kisses draws 7 cards
rook shuffles library
<rook> ok gl
rook shuffles library
rook draws 7 cards
<Kisses> kp
<rook> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Kisses plays Forest from Hand
Kisses plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
Kisses taps Forest
<Kisses> End my turn
<rook> This is GP testing.
<Kisses> yep y?
<rook> Please REFRAIN from putting Permanent on the Battlefield before you have mana in your pool please.
<Kisses> oh ok sorry
<Kisses> go
It is now turn 2 (rook)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
rook untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
rook draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
rook plays Island from Hand
<rook> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Kisses)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Kisses untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Kisses draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Kisses plays Forest from Hand
Kisses taps Birds of Paradise
Kisses taps Forest
Kisses taps Forest
Kisses plays Dungrove Elder from Hand
<rook> ok
<Kisses> End my turn
Dungrove Elder is now 1/1
It is now turn 4 (rook)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Dungrove Elder is now 2/2
rook untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
rook draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
rook plays Sulfur Falls from Hand
<rook> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (Kisses)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Kisses untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Kisses draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Kisses plays Forest from Hand
Dungrove Elder is now 3/3
Kisses taps Dungrove Elder
Kisses taps Dungrove Elder
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
rook's life total is now 17 (-3)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
Dungrove Elder is now 2/2
<Kisses> Thinking
Dungrove Elder is now 1/1
Dungrove Elder is now 0/0
<Kisses> ?
<Kisses> hes a 3/3
<rook> You think the card will say 3/3 at the GP.
<rook> Please don't mark on cards. No one marks on cards at tournaments.
<Kisses> ill put counters
<rook> Nope
Dungrove Elder now has 3 (+3) counters.
rook is now the controller of Dungrove Elder
<Kisses> happy?
Dungrove Elder now has 0 (-3) counters.
Kisses is now the controller of Dungrove Elder
<rook> If you cannot read cards, don't play.
<System> Player Lost


Anyone of you guys encountered this kind of player. Super strict or just another troll?
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Old 03-21-2012, 06:44 AM   #3187
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Ugh, I hate players like that. Happens all the time when I put out lands that would enter untapped in a tapped position, signifying I'm going to use the mana immediately, and then they complain that the land doesn't come out tapped.

As for my own updates... just had a game that wasn't really worth saving, but reinforced in me the idea that you should have some decent rules knowledge before hopping onto MWS. I'm playing blue CA/control, he's playing GR werewolves (both casual). His list of infractions:

0. He accidentally draws 8 cards. I'd be more accepting of this if he just threw one on top of the library, preferably randomly - but no. Not only does he put it on top of the library, he then proceeds to shuffle it. Instead of drawing 7, draw 8 and ditch the worst card? Don't mind if I do!
1. On turn 4, he plays an Immerwolf with one already out. I Cryptic Command, choosing bounce and counter. He takes them both to his hand. When I say "only one to hand, the other to gy", it takes him a solid minute to actually ditch one.
2. He taps three forests, and then plays... Young Wolf. I pretty much autofired Counterspell as I was expecting the Predator Ooze I had previously bounced to his hand, but quickly said "sorry, no counter, was expecting ooze". He then proceeded to give Young Wolf a +1/+1 counter, seemingly because he thought it had undied from the counterspell or some silly reason like that.
3. After that, he proceeds to take a second turn in a row. It takes a solid minute of "wait! wait! wait! why are you taking an extra turn?" before he undoes he stuff. Fortunately, I swung for lethal next turn, but unfortunately he bailed before I could tell him he needs to sure up his rules knowledge.

Futher updates:
*Many 'casual/fun' players (pretty much all I'm playing atm) listing their games as such but including either some of the better vintage cards like Survival, Demonic Tutor and Balance, but even the power 9 in some cases. This used to happen on rare occasions to me, but this month I've been getting quite a few.
*There's someone who's piloting a 100 card Myr tribal deck, who consistently fails to understand how Myr Retriever works (he always digs for the card when it ETBs, not when it dies), and always quits when I stop him and tell him he's misunderstanding the card (by always, I mean both times out of the two games I've had with him).

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Old 04-06-2012, 04:08 PM   #3188
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This is the main thing I hate about Modern, having to play against people who can't wrap their heads around Dark Confidant.

He missed the trigger once, and two other times he drew first then did Bobs trigger.

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aetherdynamo moves the top card of his library to hand.
aetherdynamo plays Treetop Village from the top of his library.
aetherdynamo moves Treetop Village from the stack to hand.
Vermy: wow
aetherdynamo: ?
Vermy: if this was a sanctioned event you probably would have lost the game 4 times now
just from doing your bob triggers wrong
aetherdynamo: first of all it isnt
which is why you should not be all buthurt about it
aetherdynamo taps Forest.
aetherdynamo taps Swamp.
aetherdynamo puts Blackcleave Cliffs into play from hand.
aetherdynamo taps Blackcleave Cliffs.
aetherdynamo taps Blackcleave Cliffs.
aetherdynamo puts Grim Lavamancer into play from hand.
Vermy: because wanting to play the game right makes me butthurt
It is now the beginning of combat step.
It is now the declare attackers step.
aetherdynamo taps Treetop Village.
aetherdynamo taps Dark Confidant.
aetherdynamo taps Tarmogoyf.
Vermy: g2?
aetherdynamo: nah
your a little uptight
and play a bad deck
aetherdynamo has left the game.
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Old 04-21-2012, 04:46 AM   #3189
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It is now turn 12 (Steel)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Steel taps Drowned Catacomb
Steel taps Drowned Catacomb
Steel untaps Drowned Catacomb
Steel plays Phantasmal Image from Hand
<Steel> End my turn
<ScootaLewis> ok
<ScootaLewis> lol
Phantasmal Image is now 1/0
<Steel> resp
Steel taps Swamp
Steel taps Drowned Catacomb
Steel plays Altar's Reap from Hand
Steel draws a card
Steel draws a card
<ScootaLewis> yeah
<ScootaLewis> no
Steel puts Phantasmal Image to Graveyard from Play
Steel puts Altar's Reap to Graveyard from Play
<ScootaLewis> that doesn't work
<System> Player Lost

To clarify: He cast Phantasmal Image copying Gravecrawler with a heartless summoning out. Was I correct in saying that no, altar's reap doesn't work in this situation?
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To clarify: He cast Phantasmal Image copying Gravecrawler with a heartless summoning out. Was I correct in saying that no, altar's reap doesn't work in this situation?
Indeed. After it resolves and before any player gains priority again, state based actions would be checked and see a 1/0 that would be put into the graveyard.
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I was going to equip my third sword of war and peace on one of my creatures but my opponent said that was illegal because my creature only has 2 arms.
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Old 04-28-2012, 06:28 AM   #3191
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I finally have one, and on Cockatrice no less.

Two individual parts of the same match, I'm playing my Ooze Stompy and on a pretty good jive, until the second thing happens.

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DCDT Dito reveals Forest from the top of his library.
DCDT Dito draws 1 card(s).
It is now the first main phase.
The Milkman: Wait.
DCDT Dito puts Forest into play from hand.
The Milkman: Wait.
DCDT Dito taps Forest.
DCDT Dito taps Cavern of Souls.
DCDT Dito taps Forest.
DCDT Dito taps Forest.
DCDT Dito puts Garruk Relentless into play from hand.
The Milkman: WAIT
DCDT Dito points from his Garruk Relentless to The Milkman's Ulvenwald Tracker.
The Milkman: HOLD ON
DCDT Dito places 2 green counter(s) on Garruk Relentless (now 2).
DCDT Dito is looking at his sideboard.
The Milkman: HOLD ON
DCDT Dito puts Garruk, the Veil-Cursed into play from sideboard.
DCDT Dito exiles Garruk Relentless from table.
DCDT Dito stops looking at his sideboard.
DCDT Dito: k
The Milkman: Dude, are you serious.
The forest goes to the bottom of your library.
DCDT Dito puts Forest from table on bottom of his library.
DCDT Dito moves Garruk, the Veil-Cursed from table to hand.
DCDT Dito draws 1 card(s).
DCDT Dito puts Forest into play from hand.
DCDT Dito taps Forest.
DCDT Dito puts Garruk, the Veil-Cursed into play from hand.
DCDT Dito: dead


It is now the declare attackers step.
The Milkman taps Dungrove Elder.
The Milkman taps Predator Ooze.
The Milkman points from his Predator Ooze to DCDT Dito.
The Milkman points from his Dungrove Elder to DCDT Dito.
DCDT Dito is looking at his library.
The Milkman places 1 red counter(s) on Predator Ooze (now 4).
The Milkman: Um.
DCDT Dito stops looking at his library.
DCDT Dito shuffles his library.
DCDT Dito sets counter life to 8 (-10).
The Milkman: Why are you looking at your library?
DCDT Dito: was thinking
The Milkman sets PT of Predator Ooze to 5/5.
DCDT Dito: if i wanted to take or not
The Milkman: You can't look at your library when you think.
DCDT Dito: i can
The Milkman: You don't really have open access to it.
DCDT Dito: sure..
force me to
The Milkman: Hmm.
Well, that's cheat.
*cheating.
DCDT Dito: for?
1 good reaosn
The Milkman: I don't generally play with cheaters.
But I'll humor you for now.
DCDT Dito: sure gimme 1 reason why it cheat?
The Milkman: Because you can't look at your library in the middle of the game?
Also, you took one too little life.
DCDT Dito: how is that different from having a lsit whit everything beside me?
in real lfie i would udnerstand
The Milkman: Because one, you shuffled afterwards.
DCDT Dito: changing?
The Milkman: Two, the list doesn't show what you've already drawn.
DCDT Dito: hey
The Milkman: The order of your deck...
DCDT Dito: i see my grave
i see my exile
i see my hand
i see my play
The Milkman: Because they're open zones.
DCDT Dito: if i have a lsit i know what left
The Milkman: Not the library.
Sure, have a list.
Just don't look at your library.
DCDT Dito: so unless you got a valid arguement
The Milkman: And especially don't shuffle afterwards.
DCDT Dito: then you are the cheater
The Milkman: I do have a valid argument: it's illegal.
DCDT Dito: it is not
The Milkman: Can you quote me the rule that allows you to look at your library in the middle of the game?
DCDT Dito: can you quote me the rule that prevent looking at a list?
The Milkman: You weren't looking at a list though.
You were looking at your library.
DCDT Dito: i was unfortunately
The Milkman: And shuffled it afterwards.
DCDT Dito: sure hey look
garruk -1 problem solved
hit my dick and pass already
The Milkman: What?
DCDT Dito: eat*
The Milkman: Once you take the right amount of damage.
DCDT Dito: so i have
The Milkman: You did -10, right?
Yup, you did.
I'm swinging with 11.
DCDT Dito: oh too abd i did -10 then you added counter
DCDT Dito sets counter life to 7 (-1).
DCDT Dito: done winning?
It is now the second main phase.
DCDT Dito: whinning*
The Milkman: You're hilarious.
DCDT Dito: so are you
The Milkman: I know a lot of people that would love to see this log.
The Milkman taps Forest.
The Milkman taps Forest.
The Milkman taps Forest.
The Milkman taps Forest.
The Milkman plays Green Sun's Zenith from hand.
The Milkman is looking at his library.
DCDT Dito: il listen to someone called milkman sure..
The Milkman puts Predator Ooze into play from library.
The Milkman stops looking at his library.
The Milkman shuffles his library.
It is now the ending phase.


It is now DCDT Dito's turn.

It is now the untap step.
DCDT Dito untaps his permanents.
It is now the upkeep step.
It is now the draw step.
The Milkman puts Green Sun's Zenith from the stack on top of his library.
The Milkman shuffles his library.
The Milkman shuffles his library.
It is now the upkeep step.
DCDT Dito reveals Cavern of Souls from the top of his library.
DCDT Dito draws 1 card(s).
DCDT Dito puts Cavern of Souls into play from hand.
DCDT Dito puts Cavern of Souls from table on bottom of his library.
DCDT Dito draws 1 card(s).
The Milkman: Thank you.
It is now the first main phase.
DCDT Dito puts Forest into play from hand.
DCDT Dito removes 1 green counter(s) from Garruk, the Veil-Cursed (now 1).
DCDT Dito puts Copperhorn Scout from table into graveyard.
DCDT Dito is looking at his library.
DCDT Dito moves a card from library to hand.
DCDT Dito stops looking at his library.
DCDT Dito shuffles his library.
DCDT Dito taps Forest.
DCDT Dito taps Forest.
DCDT Dito taps Cavern of Souls.
The Milkman: Mind showing me what it was?
DCDT Dito untaps Forest.
DCDT Dito untaps Forest.
DCDT Dito untaps Cavern of Souls.
DCDT Dito puts a card from hand on top of his library.
DCDT Dito is looking at his library.
DCDT Dito moves a card from library to hand.
DCDT Dito stops looking at his library.
DCDT Dito shuffles his library.
DCDT Dito puts Phyrexian Metamorph into play from hand.
DCDT Dito moves Phyrexian Metamorph from table to hand.
DCDT Dito taps Forest.
DCDT Dito taps Forest.
DCDT Dito taps Cavern of Souls.
DCDT Dito sets counter life to 6 (-1).
DCDT Dito sets counter life to 5 (-1).
DCDT Dito puts Phyrexian Metamorph into play from hand.
DCDT Dito points from his Phyrexian Metamorph to his Predator Ooze.
DCDT Dito creates token: Predator Ooze (1/1).
The Milkman: Okay.
DCDT Dito plays Phyrexian Metamorph from table.
It is now the ending phase.

It is now The Milkman's turn.

It is now the untap step.
The Milkman untaps his permanents.
It is now the upkeep step.
It is now the draw step.
The Milkman draws 1 card(s).
It is now the declare attackers step.
The Milkman taps Predator Ooze.
The Milkman taps Dungrove Elder.
The Milkman taps Predator Ooze.
The Milkman places 1 red counter(s) on Predator Ooze (now 1).
DCDT Dito sets counter life to 4 (-1).
DCDT Dito sets counter life to 3 (-1).
The Milkman sets PT of Predator Ooze to 2/2.
The Milkman places 1 red counter(s) on Predator Ooze (now 5).
The Milkman sets PT of Predator Ooze to 6/6.
It is now the declare blockers step.
It is now the second main phase.
It is now the ending phase.

It is now DCDT Dito's turn.

It is now the untap step.
DCDT Dito untaps his permanents.
It is now the upkeep step.
It is now the draw step.
It is now the upkeep step.
DCDT Dito exiles Phyrexian Metamorph from the stack.
DCDT Dito reveals Forest from the top of his library.
DCDT Dito puts Forest into play from the top of his library.
DCDT Dito puts Forest from table on bottom of his library.
DCDT Dito draws 1 card(s).
It is now the first main phase.
DCDT Dito puts Forest into play from hand.
DCDT Dito places 1 green counter(s) on Garruk, the Veil-Cursed (now 2).
DCDT Dito creates token: wolkf (1/1).
It is now the ending phase.
The Milkman: EOT
DCDT Dito has left the game.

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Old 04-29-2012, 02:17 PM   #3192
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Haha, this one made me laugh for real.

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<Twilight Sparkle> End my turn
It is now turn 18 (Infernal Majesty)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Infernal Majesty untaps his/her permanents
Infernal Majesty draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Infernal Majesty taps Solemn Simulacrum
Infernal Majesty taps Solemn Simulacrum
Twilight Sparkle's life total is now 11 (-4)
Infernal Majesty puts Solemn Simulacrum to Graveyard from Play
Infernal Majesty draws a card
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
Infernal Majesty plays Myr Superion from Hand
Myr Superion is now 4/5
Infernal Majesty draws a card
Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Swamp
Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Swamp
Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Swamp
Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Swamp
Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Swamp
Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Demonlord of Ashmouth
Infernal Majesty is now the controller of Soulcage Fiend
<Opponent is requesting a new game>
Infernal Majesty shuffles library
<Infernal Majesty> Burn your soul!
Infernal Majesty draws 0 cards
<> ?
<Infernal Majesty> FACK U MOTHER ASSS
<System> Player Lost
This was after a close game against what appeared to be a GWB Heartless Summoning deck with not one, but TWO Wolfir Silverhearts.

I guess when I attacked with my Bloodgift Demon to put him to 10, then dropped a Demonlord of Ashmouth sacking Bloodgift, then Slipped his Silverheart, it probably unhinged something in his brain. It looks like he couldn't draw an answer.
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Old 04-30-2012, 01:14 PM   #3193
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DCDT Dito: can you quote me the rule that prevent looking at a list?
well, here you go:

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Players are allowed to take written notes during a match and may refer to those notes while that match is in progress. At the beginning of a match, each player’s note sheet must be empty and must remain visible throughout the match. Players do not have to explain or reveal notes to other players. Judges may ask to see a player’s notes and/or request that the player explain his or her notes.

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Between games, players may refer to a brief set of notes made before the match. They are not required to reveal these notes to their opponents. These notes must be removed from the play area before the beginning of the next game. Excessive quantities of notes (more than a sheet or two) are not allowed and may be penalized as slow play.
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Old 04-30-2012, 03:45 PM   #3194
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Testing out new Innistrad cards:

When's the cleanup step:
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Neme> End my turn
<chaosof99> eot
chaosof99 taps Darkslick Shores
chaosof99 taps Swamp
chaosof99 taps Sphere of the Suns
Sphere of the Suns now has 1 (-1) counters.
chaosof99 plays Forbidden Alchemy from Hand
<Neme> res
<chaosof99> Ok?
Neme taps Birds of Paradise
Neme taps Forest
Neme taps Island
Neme taps Forest
Neme taps Island
Neme taps Forest
Neme plays Blue Sun's Zenith from Hand
Neme draws a card
Neme draws a card
Neme draws a card
Neme puts a Blue Sun's Zenith on top of Library from Play
Neme shuffles library
<Neme> Ok
chaosof99 is looking top 4 cards of its Library...
chaosof99 puts card to Hand from Library
chaosof99 puts Swamp to Graveyard from Library
chaosof99 puts Seachrome Coast to Graveyard from Library
chaosof99 puts Liliana of the Veil to Graveyard from Library
chaosof99 stops looking its Library...
chaosof99 puts Forbidden Alchemy to Graveyard from Play
<chaosof99> okay
<chaosof99> discard
<Neme> no
<Neme> End my turn
<chaosof99> yes
<chaosof99> you enter your cleanup step
<chaosof99> you have to disccard down to 7
<Neme> NO
<Neme> go
<chaosof99> cleanup step is after your end of turn step
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Neme> go or looser
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<chaosof99> do I have to pull up the comprehensive rule book and show you where its written?
<Neme> NOOB DIE
<chaosof99> what the
<chaosof99> wait a sec
<chaosof99> and I'll show it to you
<Neme> NO more
<Neme> you are noob
<System> Player Lost
Am I missing something here? It certainly looks like he should have to discard down to 7 if he USZ'ed during his own end step. I'm using this turn structure reference.
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You were right. Your opponent has no idea what they're doing.
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