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Old 04-30-2012, 02:32 AM   #7936
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Whenever pikachugundam has to sit down to use the toilet, he calls out at the top of his lungs, "Time to see what's in the Smellvault!"
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:28 AM   #7937
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Kankennon's idea of a Smellvault is a dozen of Carebears perfumed with the scent of manure.
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Old 04-30-2012, 12:36 PM   #7938
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That's only because Yoda64 keeps his entire Care Bears collection stored in his large intestine.
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Old 05-01-2012, 12:32 AM   #7939
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Old 05-01-2012, 08:32 AM   #7940
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Old 05-01-2012, 08:33 AM   #7941
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Stardust looks better in Spandex and Lycra than David Bowie.
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Old 05-01-2012, 08:59 AM   #7942
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Kahedron once told me he wished he was spandex so he could wrap himself around my legs. I just walked away.
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Old 05-01-2012, 09:06 AM   #7943
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Stardust invented Spandex after he met Bo Derek.
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Old 05-01-2012, 09:09 AM   #7944
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Abby invented liposuction after she met Louie Anderson.
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Stardust was Louie Anderson in his previous life.
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Old 05-01-2012, 09:18 AM   #7946
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Abby forgot what game she was playing at the AVR Prerelease and started taking her clothes off instead of just using a spindown die.
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Stardust didn't comment until she was down to 1 life.
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Kahedron always loses at Strip Magic... But he thinks he's winning if he has the least clothes on, and it's hard to convince him otherwise.
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Abby is actually cuter than MandersHex, but doesn't want to hurt Manders' feelings.
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Stardust can fit both of his feet and both hands in his mouth at the same time.
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