It's actually inconsequential if feminists are concerned about men's issues. Either they aren't and we need other people to look into these issues or they really do care about men's issues; but then they have proven themselves to be completely ineffective at adressing them, which again means we need other people to look into these issues because they can't be left to them.
Translation:
*****es... amirite?
New favorite post.
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redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
Anyone willing to assist me with some card transfers from my old account to a new mtgo account I'm making (want a new username). The cards aren't that many (maybe 10-20?).
If you don't get it sorted by then I'd be happy to help when I log on in a bit over 3 hours (around 6PM CET)
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
I keep wanting to jump in, but every time I do, redthirst says what I'm thinking.
Feel free to jump in - logic and rational thought has no effect on these people, only emotion and popular opinion. As soon as they figure out that people are starting to get tired of their bull and see them as pitiful idiots instead of the moral crusaders they see themselves as then I imagine most will jump ship and find something else to ***** about.
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redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
I really want Borderland Ranger, Flinthoof Boar, Rancor and Kessig Wolf Run. These are all cards that really suit how I play. Ranger is one of the most 'Z' cards there is ~ turns sideways with a Rancor and let's me hit land drops ~ I love both those things. Rancor and/or Kessig + Hound of Griselbrand? Rancor in particular solves a lot of issues for Mono R, letting you get through Centaur Healers, Restoration Angel, Augur of Bolas and Lingering Souls with trample for VCA. That's a big game.
Just bear with me, how about a midrange aggro deck that looks a little like this:
Less aggressive but very focusses on card quality. Literally every card in the deck is super powerful, scaling very well into the late game. Numbers are a little loose, but the concept looks quite strong IMO.
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edit: and reading the feminism thread just makes me angry, I've realized. Angry because so many people are stupid.
Yeah... I've got to take it in small doses too. I watched a girlwriteswhat video the other day where a group of toadying "men" + one alpha ***** were tearing down some guy's MRA posters. It was absolutely infuriating to watch.
Group: You can't post those here - it's private property.
Guy: I have permission from the owner to post these here.
Group: Well we're tearing them down because they're hate speech.
Guy: It's not hate speech, the poster specificially says not to hate other people - besides, even if it was, it would be protected by "freedom of speech".
Group: Well we have freedom of speech to tear them down then.
Guy: Censorship is not freedom of speech.
Group: Well we're calling the cops.
Guy: I already called the cops and they're here. Do you want to talk to them?
Group: ... (walks away quickly)
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
It's like a man who tries to hook up with girls by slapping them into face with his dick first, then saying his name.
It's amazing the difference a simple "t's" makes in a sentence.
Still have that Naya LD idea in my head, will probably throw something together when I log on to MODO later today. 2 problems: it will be expensive as **** with the duals and resto angels, and it's so late I should probably just wait and see what the metagame shapes up to be post-GTC.
I really want Borderland Ranger, Flinthoof Boar, Rancor and Kessig Wolf Run. These are all cards that really suit how I play. Ranger is one of the most 'Z' cards there is ~ turns sideways with a Rancor and let's me hit land drops ~ I love both those things. Rancor and/or Kessig + Hound of Griselbrand? Rancor in particular solves a lot of issues for Mono R, letting you get through Centaur Healers, Restoration Angel, Augur of Bolas and Lingering Souls with trample for VCA. That's a big game.
Just bear with me, how about a midrange aggro deck that looks a little like this:
Less aggressive but very focusses on card quality. Literally every card in the deck is super powerful, scaling very well into the late game. Numbers are a little loose, but the concept looks quite strong IMO.
Looks good, but with mana fixing, what do you think about a three-color deck? Could splash black for Aristocrat and removal along with a flexible sideboard, but then the math gets a little funky since you'll want more nonbasic lands that Borderland Ranger can't search for.
I don't think anything about it. I would need a very good reason to add a third colour to the deck and aristocrat isn't nearly good enough for me to take that hit to consistency. The jund aggro decks that exist already don't run aristocrat ~ they would rather contort themselves for hellrider.
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redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.
Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.
Man...you guys are way too amped and caffeinated for my night-workin' self this morning ;). In all seriousness, though...what does the uppercut dick-slap convey? And what of the RL/LR combo? We need an article on this...
Thanks for the lol's, gents...time for this red mage to go catch some sleep!
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—Jaya Ballard, task mage
Then a Flinthoof Boar with Haste next turn... 15 damage by turn 3.
Oh ma boner...
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
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R Reach out and torch someone R
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Hilarious.
But, I gotta ask: why are you lurking the feminism thread at 8:30 in the morning?
Bored and no one's posting elsewhere.
Besides, z's in that discussion and he's always good for an "oh snap!"
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
He's actually taking part in the discussion.
I keep wanting to jump in, but every time I do, redthirst says what I'm thinking.
Pristaxcontrombmodruu!
Man, I'll bet this is a riot.
Now to find this thing...
edit: I've read one page so far....and I'm still laughing
Feel free to jump in - logic and rational thought has no effect on these people, only emotion and popular opinion. As soon as they figure out that people are starting to get tired of their bull and see them as pitiful idiots instead of the moral crusaders they see themselves as then I imagine most will jump ship and find something else to ***** about.
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
Just bear with me, how about a midrange aggro deck that looks a little like this:
4 Borderland Ranger
4 Flinthoof Boar
4 Hellrider
2 Hound of Griselbrand
4 Wolfir Silverheart
2 Zealous Conscripts
4 Mizzium Mortars
4 Rancor
3 Kessig Wolf Run
4 Rootbound Crag
4 Stomping Grounds
3 Forest
10 Mountain
Less aggressive but very focusses on card quality. Literally every card in the deck is super powerful, scaling very well into the late game. Numbers are a little loose, but the concept looks quite strong IMO.
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Want to play better magic? Come join us at diestoremoval.com
edit: and reading the feminism thread just makes me angry, I've realized. Angry because so many people are stupid.
edit 2: also, the Frog Lizard token looks bad ass! Kinda like the Dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park.
Just keep in mind how stupid the average person really is.
...
Now realize half of them are worse.
Pristaxcontrombmodruu!
Yeah... I've got to take it in small doses too. I watched a girlwriteswhat video the other day where a group of toadying "men" + one alpha ***** were tearing down some guy's MRA posters. It was absolutely infuriating to watch.
Group: You can't post those here - it's private property.
Guy: I have permission from the owner to post these here.
Group: Well we're tearing them down because they're hate speech.
Guy: It's not hate speech, the poster specificially says not to hate other people - besides, even if it was, it would be protected by "freedom of speech".
Group: Well we have freedom of speech to tear them down then.
Guy: Censorship is not freedom of speech.
Group: Well we're calling the cops.
Guy: I already called the cops and they're here. Do you want to talk to them?
Group: ... (walks away quickly)
Whelp... I'm depressed.
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
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What?
*****es love romantic **** like that.
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
It's amazing the difference a simple "t's" makes in a sentence.
Still have that Naya LD idea in my head, will probably throw something together when I log on to MODO later today. 2 problems: it will be expensive as **** with the duals and resto angels, and it's so late I should probably just wait and see what the metagame shapes up to be post-GTC.
R Reach out and torch someone R
Find me on MTGO under the same username
Works for me all the time. What's the big deal?
Looks good, but with mana fixing, what do you think about a three-color deck? Could splash black for Aristocrat and removal along with a flexible sideboard, but then the math gets a little funky since you'll want more nonbasic lands that Borderland Ranger can't search for.
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Yeah, I don't think yarpus is doing it right.
+EDIT+ Yarpus, are you going right-to-left with your dick slap or left-to-right?
Right-to-left is an "open handed" dick slap. It asserts dominance, but, at the same time, shows that you're open and caring to her needs as a woman.
Left-to-right is a "back handed" dick slap. It's simply disrespectful.
A true gentleman never goes left-to-right when slapping a potential soul mate with his *****.
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
Thanks for the info thirst. Now i can take my dick slapping to a whole new level.
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Hey man, I'm not all bad-ass one-liners. I also talk about the real issues.
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
Thanks for the lol's, gents...time for this red mage to go catch some sleep!
So your like a politician except your not always full of sh**. I can respect that.;)
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