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Old 07-11-2008, 01:47 AM   #1
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This guy doesn't know the rules AT ALL and he is teaching people MTG >.<

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Old 07-11-2008, 02:47 AM   #2
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Wow. Pathetic. Seedborn muse tutorial, "you can attack each turn". You can't attack on your opponent's turn.
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:13 AM   #3
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Wow. Pathetic. Seedborn muse tutorial, "you can attack each turn". You can't attack on your opponent's turn.
Did watch the other videos, this guy doesnt know the rules or how good cards are, in one video he said that Holy Day is an automatic 4 of in every white deck >_> and a 5/4 for 5 is really good, god, I want to stab this guy in the eye.
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:19 PM   #4
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Boggart Forager and Aethersnipe are pretty funny.
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Haven't seen any of this guy's great material lately, but I also feel Holy Day is an auto 4-of in each white deck.
I'm surprised this topic is in humor when this is clearly magic strategy from a well-rounded Magic player.


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Hey, lay off him a bit - I found out lots of things from his videos
  1. aethersnipe was printed twice before lorwyn - once in ice age, and once in tempest
  1. zephyr net can be used to deal with a large creature that is currently attacking you.
  1. Duct crawler should be played in any deck, as you can use it's ability on each of your opponent's creatures in order to make it unblockable, leaving all your other creatures for defense
  1. nath's buffoon is a very powerful card
  1. scathe zombies has a well-costed body for it's cost, as you pay B just to be lucky enough to have the priveledge of both having and drawing such an extremely rare, valuable, and hard-to-play card, and 2 for the 2/2 body.
  1. Heart of light + a wall = COMPLETELY BROKEN
  1. Metal fatigue destroys raffinity.
he is a deep well of knowledge and cutting-edge ideas that should be harnessed and nurtured for the further development of competitive magic in all formats, especially the eternal formats.
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Old 07-12-2008, 12:30 AM   #7
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Boggart Forager and Aethersnipe are pretty funny.
The Boggart Foreger one is completely priceless

"boggart forager is a very strong card. You ask, why would I want to shuffle my opponent's library? Well, see, at the beginning of a game, players shuffle their decks to get an even land to card ratio, so you mess up their land to card ratio by shuffling. You mess up the distribution of their lands by shuffling so they have less chance of getting lands when they need them!".



Also, you cant Counter Cancel, this guy is a genius
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Blue cards from the blue block...Who knew they did the sets one color at a time, and there are only FIVE of them? *mind blown*
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:41 AM   #9
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"This is Elvish Harbinger, she is a elf druid, as you can see, from the llanowar set..."



/facepalm


Not to mention him claiming "Sylvan Ballisk" can deal damage after being blocked... Buddy, it isn't Rhox.

I'm seriously convinced that this guy is a complete moron. He explains the obvious, while finding the most jacked up ways of pronouncing each card's name. Dryard? Shame-an? Ballisk? What the hell.

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4x Elvish Harbinger
4x Elvish Berserker
4x Elvish Branchbender
3x Craw Wurm
4x Lys Alana Huntmaster
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4x Skyshroud Ranger
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Next time, use the 'Edit' button instead of making a second or third post in a row.
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Old 07-13-2008, 09:50 PM   #10
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He said to run 4 Rushwood Dryad in the sideboard.

Also, on stalking tiger:
"He's a creature, he's a cat, which means he gets cat bonuses..." lol.

On seedborne muse:
The reason it's a rare is because it's one of the most powerful cards ever invented" wtf?
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Old 07-14-2008, 02:32 AM   #11
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"This is Elvish Harbinger, she is a elf druid, as you can see, from the llanowar set..."



/facepalm


Not to mention him claiming "Sylvan Ballisk" can deal damage after being blocked... Buddy, it isn't Rhox.

I'm seriously convinced that this guy is a complete moron. He explains the obvious, while finding the most jacked up ways of pronouncing each card's name. Dryard? Shame-an? Ballisk? What the hell.

In honor of this brilliant deck builder and all-around genius, I propose we make an elf deck to his specifications.

Deck  
Creatures
4x Elvish Eulogist
4x Elvish Harbinger
4x Elvish Berserker
4x Elvish Branchbender
3x Craw Wurm
4x Lys Alana Huntmaster
4x Woodland Changeling
4x Seedborn Muse (INFINITE MANA AND ATTACK/BLOCK POTENTIAL!)
4x Llanowar Elves
4x Skyshroud Ranger
Non-creature Spells
We don't need nun!

Land
21x Forest
Sideboard
Are
You
Serious?
This r
Elf Deck!

Next time, use the 'Edit' button instead of making a second or third post in a row.
Wow, that elf deck is awsome because it runs Craw Wurm
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Old 07-14-2008, 03:23 AM   #12
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Am I the only one who finds it strange that virtually all of the cards in tenth have been around since beta? The only card in beta that wasn't in alpha was volcanic island, and volcanic island isn't in tenth, so it's kinda impossible.

Also how dare he say that the biggest creature is a 12/12? Krosan cloudscraper is a 13/13. I know because he used to be in my green deck when I was even more noob than mike lopez.
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Old 07-14-2008, 04:49 AM   #13
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I forgot, I need to go add Holy Day to my Lark deck, we al know its automatic 4 of in every white deck
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This guy is stupid, and I MEAN STUPID. A 5/5 for 5 is almost impossible, and having the mana cost o p/t ratio doesn't mean squat, unless you play only vanillas. So, be sure to only run cards that have an even P/T ratio in your elf deck.
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This guy is stupid, and I MEAN STUPID. A 5/5 for 5 is almost impossible, and having the mana cost o p/t ratio doesn't mean squat, unless you play only vanillas. So, be sure to only run cards that have an even P/T ratio in your elf deck.
That pretty much rules out wren's run vanquisher. Oh well, I guess he knows best.
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