So I was cruising through MySpace as I usually do, trying to accumulate sufficient pictures of pre-adult teenage girls to suffice for the purpose of masturbation, when the following banner flashed on the top of the site:
At first I thought "No, MySpace was just bought by Rupert Murdock. This can't be real." When I clicked on the banner, I was met with the page:
My suspicions confirmed, I now knew that MySpace was part of the evil liberal plot. After clicking the link, I had to fill in the required fields and hit submit, sicne that is what the average teen would do. After all, Senator Frist said that teens using the internet frequently enter inormation into databases without even thinking about it, so this Planned Parenthood banner showing up is part of a subliminal liberal plot to appear more supported than it really is.
Now I have proof that:
1.) MySpace is as evil as it's owner, even if it is intirely inimical to his opinions. Much like a pet that can think, this thing has taken on a mind of it's own, corrupting children, killing fathers, and raping mothers.
2.) Liberals are to blame for all of America's problems. If they would simply learn to stop oppressing the majority, we'd be OK. Further, their attempts to prevent Roe v. Wade (which is not the right case to site in abortion matters, but since it's the one most people know, c'est la vie) proves that they want to divide the nation. Because clearly if the original decision bitterly divided the nation, an overturning of it will stop the bitter divisiveness of today's society.
3.) MySpace should be closed for collecting money by advertising opinions. Unlike the pharamceuticals, auto, or consumer industries, it is wrong to collect money for allowing people to express opinions on your website, while simultaneously collecting money for it.
Canadian Cod needs our help more. This banner is probably some sort of cunning diversionary ploy, no doubt the brainchild of the vile and treacherous Spaniard.
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Then loom'd his streaming majesty From out that wine-dark fog, And spake he unto all our crew: "Go forth, and read my blog."
Spock is not portrayed correctly. If Vulcans are above petty emotions, what motivates him to join the most elite starship crew in the galaxy? I, on the other hand, have transcended the weakness of emotion and achieved a blissful lack of caring. Apathy is my strength, our strength, which prevents us from being all-to-human. In this spirit, may Meh be with you, always.
Speaking of myspace, I was having problems with it last night. It said the server was busy, but I refuse to believe there are that many people that visit Myspace at 11:31 pm EST.
This banner is probably some sort of cunning diversionary ploy, no doubt the brainchild of the vile and treacherous Spaniard.
Planned Parenthood is in league with the Media owning Jews. PP is trying to kill all the non-Jew babies, so that the native Zionist has no challengers in his conquest to power!
Planned Parenthood is in league with the Media owning Jews. PP is trying to kill all the non-Jew babies, so that the native Zionist has no challengers in his conquest to power!
Onward to Jerusalem! We will hold no quarter.
Edit - Against my better judgement, I think you're awesome Denver.
So I was cruising through MySpace as I usually do, trying to accumulate sufficient pictures of pre-adult teenage girls to suffice for the purpose of masturbation
W00t! I'm not alone!
Although I prefer Hotornot, because it's often good for a cheap chuckle at people who are ugly, as well as masturbation fodder.
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Guys, this is a serious thread! If you want to make some jokes at my expense, PM me or start a thread in Humor, but I am totally serious in this thread, no sarcasm or hyperbole at all!!
Upon closer inspection of the banner in question, one can see that this banner suggests women have rights, which they don't.
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See in the bottom left corner? Right there it says "Women's rights at risk," which is the biggest liberal and Jewish lie of all time. Women have no place out of the household, and this banner is another piece of the 40 year propaganda that suggests that they could aspire to something equal with men, which they can't, inferior beings that they are.
The only solution is to install mind searing gamma ray emitters on Myspace, so when the profligate youth click on video clips or JibJab shorts illegally linked through other users pages, they are lobotomized via their monitor.
The only solution is to install mind searing gamma ray emitters on Myspace, so when the profligate youth click on video clips or JibJab shorts illegally linked through other users pages, they are lobotomized via their monitor.
YES!
Highly dangerous and impossible brain surgery will solve the problem of today's society, by ruining the next one!!
I knew if we all pulled together, we could find an answer for the Jewish lie, women's right, liberal media that is MySpace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See in the bottom left corner? Right there it says "Women's rights at risk," which is the biggest liberal and Jewish lie of all time. Women have no place out of the household, and this banner is another piece of the 40 year propaganda that suggests that they could aspire to something equal with men, which they can't, inferior beings that they are.
sigged for hilarity!
oh-uh kids, get into the house, it looks like we've got some lib'rals on the loose!! I'll grab my shotgun.
EDIT: wow, people find this quote to be really offensive. Looks like you've come up with another brainchild Denver.
Originally Posted by Green Arrow Yes I did, I wouldn't fully disagree with chronoplasam. Perhaps I do deserve toture. But who amongst us besides myself has what it takes to toture me?
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Compared to what? I think compared to chocolate ice cream, women, unicorns, and kung fu, the state pretty much sucks.
I just cut off my left hand to summon Karl Rove from his throne in the 9th circle (hell, or maybe phyrexia) to deal with the Zionist/women's rights threat! I can't wait to buy Ethnic Clensing, the dialog is so great ///SARCASM
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."
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Minorities. Always getting help from the government. They just illegally come here to live off welfare and steal my hard earned dollars. 45% of all money goes to taxes in one form or another. Why? Becuase of the Mexicans, the Italians, Sacco and Vanzetti, the Russians, the Asians, the Africans, and the god damned French.
I'd say less that MySpace is a den of liberals, but rather that MySpace is a den of immorality and lamers. I don't equivocate liberals with immoral lamers.
At first I thought "No, MySpace was just bought by Rupert Murdock. This can't be real." When I clicked on the banner, I was met with the page:
http://www.ppaction.org/portal/saveroe_signup.html?
My suspicions confirmed, I now knew that MySpace was part of the evil liberal plot. After clicking the link, I had to fill in the required fields and hit submit, sicne that is what the average teen would do. After all, Senator Frist said that teens using the internet frequently enter inormation into databases without even thinking about it, so this Planned Parenthood banner showing up is part of a subliminal liberal plot to appear more supported than it really is.
Now I have proof that:
1.) MySpace is as evil as it's owner, even if it is intirely inimical to his opinions. Much like a pet that can think, this thing has taken on a mind of it's own, corrupting children, killing fathers, and raping mothers.
2.) Liberals are to blame for all of America's problems. If they would simply learn to stop oppressing the majority, we'd be OK. Further, their attempts to prevent Roe v. Wade (which is not the right case to site in abortion matters, but since it's the one most people know, c'est la vie) proves that they want to divide the nation. Because clearly if the original decision bitterly divided the nation, an overturning of it will stop the bitter divisiveness of today's society.
3.) MySpace should be closed for collecting money by advertising opinions. Unlike the pharamceuticals, auto, or consumer industries, it is wrong to collect money for allowing people to express opinions on your website, while simultaneously collecting money for it.
From out that wine-dark fog,
And spake he unto all our crew:
"Go forth, and read my blog."
Spock is not portrayed correctly. If Vulcans are above petty emotions, what motivates him to join the most elite starship crew in the galaxy? I, on the other hand, have transcended the weakness of emotion and achieved a blissful lack of caring. Apathy is my strength, our strength, which prevents us from being all-to-human. In this spirit, may Meh be with you, always.
Planned Parenthood is in league with the Media owning Jews. PP is trying to kill all the non-Jew babies, so that the native Zionist has no challengers in his conquest to power!
Edit - Against my better judgement, I think you're awesome Denver.
W00t! I'm not alone!
Although I prefer Hotornot, because it's often good for a cheap chuckle at people who are ugly, as well as masturbation fodder.
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Smite my back should I flee
Save my soul should I fall
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OMG, that's pretty disturbing (Denver's comment as well). I guess if they're half clothed it doesn't count as pr0n. Still though that's kinda...
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- H.P. Lovecraft
Those baby-killer Jews have gone too far with this banner...
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See in the bottom left corner? Right there it says "Women's rights at risk," which is the biggest liberal and Jewish lie of all time. Women have no place out of the household, and this banner is another piece of the 40 year propaganda that suggests that they could aspire to something equal with men, which they can't, inferior beings that they are.
YES!
Highly dangerous and impossible brain surgery will solve the problem of today's society, by ruining the next one!!
I knew if we all pulled together, we could find an answer for the Jewish lie, women's right, liberal media that is MySpace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sigged for hilarity!
oh-uh kids, get into the house, it looks like we've got some lib'rals on the loose!! I'll grab my shotgun.
EDIT: wow, people find this quote to be really offensive. Looks like you've come up with another brainchild Denver.
now begins the thousand years of REIGN OF BLOOD!
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."
- H.P. Lovecraft
Minorities. Always getting help from the government. They just illegally come here to live off welfare and steal my hard earned dollars. 45% of all money goes to taxes in one form or another. Why? Becuase of the Mexicans, the Italians, Sacco and Vanzetti, the Russians, the Asians, the Africans, and the god damned French.
They make me so angry!! :mad::mad::mad:
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."
- H.P. Lovecraft