Welcome to the crackhouse kiddies. Have no expectations. Have no fears.
Rules; Stolen from Loran (Stolen from Some One, who stole them from Stormblind, stolen from CropCircles, stolen from carrion pigeons, who stole them from loran16, who then stole them from SorryGuy, who retrieved them courteously from Xyre, who jacked them from Jobie, who stole them from Puzzle, but Puzzel stole them from Crippled_Fist, who stole them from Ljustus, who stole them from carrion pigeons, who copyrighted them from CropCircles, who first pirated them from Puzzle, who got them in a private message from Halo_Freak):
1. Bold your votes and unvotes please, this makes it easier for us. They should look like this: Vote AK
2. If you are unvoting, I request that you write Unvote AK rather than just Unvote as this makes the vote counts easier and more accurate.
3. Any votes or unvotes not in bold will not be counted.
4. Do not communicate at night or day unless your role PM says otherwise.
5. Do not quote PM's or you will be modkilled. You can discuss the flavor and paraphrase it in your own words, but do not quote me.
6. Unvote before casting a new vote. Failure to unvote will result in the vote not being counted.
7. You may vote No lynch, and a majority of these votes will end the day without a death.
8. Please do not edit or delete your posts no matter how stupid a mistake you made. This will get you modkilled. This is your only warning.
9. Once you’re dead, you’re dead, so stop posting please. A single ‘bah’ post is permissible.
10. Even after you are dead, please refrain from discussing the game or your role with anyone, even other players who have also been eliminated. If you have any questions about this rule, please ask.
11. If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 72-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Otherwise, you may be prodded or replaced.
12. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice to me, tough! No choice will be made. You will receive a reminder one day before the deadline if you haven’t submitted your choice. Night will not end before the deadline to give the mafia time to talk.
13. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded.
14. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold you request so that we can see it more clearly.
15. In order to keep this game moving, everyone is expected to post at least once every two to three days and if you don't, you may be replaced or modkilled.
16. The Town Win Condition is: Eliminate all the Nontown.
17. HAVE FUN
18. Lastly and most importantly. Respect us and the rest of the players; I hope I do not have to modkill anyone.
Pretty Simple, Capische?!
Still Tripping-Bold=confirmed:
Abandon Hope
Wuffles_II
MMoD
ZasZ234
Minineko
Emo Pinata
SO
Ace--Was Calloway
These kids crashed;
SK--Was TFO--That Yellow Bastard, AKA Rourke JR., Town Pedophile
Guardman--Was JQLgirl--Pickle #$*&er, Mafia Rich Bastard
AE--OG Mac, Town Gangsta
D_V--was LD--John Lennon, Mafia Manipulative Mastermind
PMs going out. Confirm by responding to the pm. When everyone has confirmed, Day one will start.
We live in a country were ~50% of the populace believe public schooling is a socialist conspiracy and that being called Einstein is an insult. We could try and fix it, but unfortunately the other 50% don't believe in euthanasia.
We'll just go without LD-I'll get a replacement
You all awaken on your beds, your minds in a haze. You stumble around, identifying each other. Then, to your horror, you realize that one of your good friends, Sherlock Holmes is dead. And he's the only one who could've solved his murder! You must band together to find the evil ones within your midst.
We live in a country were ~50% of the populace believe public schooling is a socialist conspiracy and that being called Einstein is an insult. We could try and fix it, but unfortunately the other 50% don't believe in euthanasia.
We live in a country were ~50% of the populace believe public schooling is a socialist conspiracy and that being called Einstein is an insult. We could try and fix it, but unfortunately the other 50% don't believe in euthanasia.
The tricky part being the "Make all your posts in alphabetical order" may not mean what you think it means, it does specifically say "all players have to post in alphabetical order" it could be making 26 posts starting with each letter or something similar, what you proposed seems likely but to obvious.
Alright, Akid. I could be mistaken, but it appears it is an individual challenge for people to make 26 consecutive posts that start with the letter A -> Z; not a group challenge for everyone to post in alphabetical order as AE thinks.
The tricky part being the "Make all your posts in alphabetical order" may not mean what you think it means, it does specifically say "all players have to post in alphabetical order" it could be making 26 posts starting with each letter or something similar, what you proposed seems likely but to obvious.
A. Right, I see your point. Plus it would't make sense for all of us to get a life at once.
I don't think it makes a difference how you are doing it versus me. I think we'll either both get it or neither of us will get it because we could be totally off in our interpretation.
D. I want to deal mod. You must be the dealer here, our supplier. When I get my extra life I want to deal it for a vig shot. You can make it happen. You can make anything happen.
We live in a country were ~50% of the populace believe public schooling is a socialist conspiracy and that being called Einstein is an insult. We could try and fix it, but unfortunately the other 50% don't believe in euthanasia.
"You think that ****in' sucks? Try sellin' your fine, 100% natural wares to an undercover cop! And not just any ****in' old man cop, **** that, a twenty-somethin piece with the biggest set of "100% natural wares" I ever ****in' seen..."
"...Then try that three ****in' times..." the quiet man adds, making an effort to cover up the s****** of amusement that follows, with little success.
"Shut the **** up, Bob. NOBODY would deny a fine-ass ***** like that a bit of herbal entertainment, even if she is a ****in' cop. What are you, queer?"
"...:mad:"
"...And now, that cop says that she's gonna bust my ass if she ever catches me sellin my **** again, best-lay-of-her-life or not. That blows, man. If I ever sell while she (or any of her old-man friends) are watching, both my customer and I are good and ****ed right there! And not in the "oh god, spank me harder" kind of way!"
(For those of you that don't understand Jay&Silent Bob speak, I am saying that I'm a miller during any night that I use my ability - which will probably be most nights. :p)
Awesome I am the replacement for LD. But I have some questions do we already have to claimed millers? Cause that would be really strange. Does anyone else want to claim miller?
Foregoing this Wuffles is two people. Going on I believe that I have already lost this challenge but I am going to keep going anyway. Heck if this challenge works the way I think it does then Zazz wins it automatically.
I personally am not confused by either Zazz or wuffles.
Jay whos Jay and how did zazz know that wuffles was Jay?
"You think that ****in' sucks? Try sellin' your fine, 100% natural wares to an undercover cop! And not just any ****in' old man cop, **** that, a twenty-somethin piece with the biggest set of "100% natural wares" I ever ****in' seen..."
"...:mad:"
"...And now, that cop says that she's gonna bust my ass if she ever catches me sellin my ****
"Yeah, that's what they all say: 'If he deals, he is scum. Drugs are the root of all evil in the world and you deserve full sentence even if it's just TWO FRIGGIN JOINTS!' Of all places in the world, I would have expected a drug dealer to be welcomed with a little more warmth at least here. Somewhere you need to get your supplies after all."
"All in all, I don't like what you do there, Mr. Archmage. I tell you to not be biased and you pull out such a stereotype. You are not acting in a good way by putting out such definitive statements without backing."
F. What???
Well theres my backing. He says it all. Why the strong defense of Wuffles here?
Actually I think the AK's post means all your posts have to be alphabetical, ie first one starts with a, second with b, so on and I guess it might or might not loop. It might mean all your paragraphs or sentences have to be in alphabetical order.
We should ignore millers for now until we have more info IMO.
Wuffles is either lying the **** off his ass or he is Jay and Silent Bob.
Actually I think the AK's post means all your posts have to be alphabetical, ie first one starts with a, second with b, so on and I guess it might or might not loop. It might mean all your paragraphs or sentences have to be in alphabetical order.
We should ignore millers for now until we have more info IMO.
Wuffles is either lying the **** off his ass or he is Jay and Silent Bob.
F. Yeah I thought that too. There could be many ways so I went with this one. Like the post are in numerical order I'm also putting them in alphabetical order.
G. Or for ones like myself that are going to pin down the scum and get NK'd for it. Hmmm. What an odd way to start off a game. I feel its only going to get crazier.
"Yeah, that's what they all say: 'If he deals, he is scum. Drugs are the root of all evil in the world and you deserve full sentence even if it's just TWO FRIGGIN JOINTS!' Of all places in the world, I would have expected a drug dealer to be welcomed with a little more warmth at least here. Somewhere you need to get your supplies after all."
"All in all, I don't like what you do there, Mr. Archmage. I tell you to not be biased and you pull out such a stereotype. You are not acting in a good way by putting out such definitive statements without backing."
"Also I'm going to ignore messages that are not signed. Who knows where they are from? I don't. Surely there is nothing trustworthy about the timing. The gap between the starting of the day and the moment we received the message. What do you all think that could mean? I think that it takes some time to make a good fake and you're all falling for it, that's what I think."
"I'm not sure whether someone else was taking on the name Miller in jest, but I was dead serious. Just apropriate, as it will stick with me even if I die."
Uuuhhh, did you just say you appear as scum upon death?
A. I think that's why it's called "Crackhouse Mafia."
Also, re-read some of Wuffles posts. Making a lot more sense now - he was probably told to post as two different people, and his role seems to be some kind of dealer type thing. But what does he give the town, and what do we have to pay for it...?
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Signature from Nakamura and Heroes of the Planes Studios.
EBWODP - OOC: Stupid preview button, being where submit should be :mad:.
"Well ain't that just the story of our mother****in' life. I only came to this ******** to sell a bit of high-quality product, but now every ******** in here is claiming to have the cops after them? No ****in' way do the cops care that much about small fry like them."
"What other pair of hetero-life-mates, do YOU know? And from those, know any of 'em where one says it like it ****in' is, and the other one, called "Bob" that doesn't say ****, *******?"
"I don't know why you think I care about anyone else here. You are just wrong again. Nothing the Wuffles-guy said implies that a dealer is scum. You're assuming it and it fits your needs to find a scapegoat."
Right now I'm looking for a bunny. Has anyone seen a bunny? And what is it with all these damn eggs I keep stumbling on? I mean there all over the place. Who's the freakin' slob anyways?
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
They hate us cause they ain't us.
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
Rules; Stolen from Loran (Stolen from Some One, who stole them from Stormblind, stolen from CropCircles, stolen from carrion pigeons, who stole them from loran16, who then stole them from SorryGuy, who retrieved them courteously from Xyre, who jacked them from Jobie, who stole them from Puzzle, but Puzzel stole them from Crippled_Fist, who stole them from Ljustus, who stole them from carrion pigeons, who copyrighted them from CropCircles, who first pirated them from Puzzle, who got them in a private message from Halo_Freak):
1. Bold your votes and unvotes please, this makes it easier for us. They should look like this: Vote AK
2. If you are unvoting, I request that you write Unvote AK rather than just Unvote as this makes the vote counts easier and more accurate.
3. Any votes or unvotes not in bold will not be counted.
4. Do not communicate at night or day unless your role PM says otherwise.
5. Do not quote PM's or you will be modkilled. You can discuss the flavor and paraphrase it in your own words, but do not quote me.
6. Unvote before casting a new vote. Failure to unvote will result in the vote not being counted.
7. You may vote No lynch, and a majority of these votes will end the day without a death.
8. Please do not edit or delete your posts no matter how stupid a mistake you made. This will get you modkilled. This is your only warning.
9. Once you’re dead, you’re dead, so stop posting please. A single ‘bah’ post is permissible.
10. Even after you are dead, please refrain from discussing the game or your role with anyone, even other players who have also been eliminated. If you have any questions about this rule, please ask.
11. If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 72-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Otherwise, you may be prodded or replaced.
12. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice to me, tough! No choice will be made. You will receive a reminder one day before the deadline if you haven’t submitted your choice. Night will not end before the deadline to give the mafia time to talk.
13. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded.
14. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold you request so that we can see it more clearly.
15. In order to keep this game moving, everyone is expected to post at least once every two to three days and if you don't, you may be replaced or modkilled.
16. The Town Win Condition is: Eliminate all the Nontown.
17. HAVE FUN
18. Lastly and most importantly. Respect us and the rest of the players; I hope I do not have to modkill anyone.
Pretty Simple, Capische?!
Still Tripping-Bold=confirmed:
Abandon Hope
Wuffles_II
MMoD
ZasZ234
Minineko
Emo Pinata
SO
Ace--Was Calloway
These kids crashed;
SK--Was TFO--That Yellow Bastard, AKA Rourke JR., Town Pedophile
Guardman--Was JQLgirl--Pickle #$*&er, Mafia Rich Bastard
AE--OG Mac, Town Gangsta
D_V--was LD--John Lennon, Mafia Manipulative Mastermind
PMs going out. Confirm by responding to the pm. When everyone has confirmed, Day one will start.
My other banners not in use
Goodbye Cruel World, It's Over, Walk On By
Follow
You all awaken on your beds, your minds in a haze. You stumble around, identifying each other. Then, to your horror, you realize that one of your good friends, Sherlock Holmes is dead. And he's the only one who could've solved his murder! You must band together to find the evil ones within your midst.
My other banners not in use
Goodbye Cruel World, It's Over, Walk On By
Follow
"..."
"****ing speak up, you pin-****ed queer! These retards in here're gonna think we're as bat****-crazy as them if it's only me doing all the talking!"
"..."
Vote AE.
"..."
"Keep saying nothing, ****-for-brains, n'i'll be crazier than these retards sooner than you think!"
"..."
Seriously, I feel I joined in late with these conversations going on. You guys high or something?
They hate us cause they ain't us.
vig Bob. just because I don't have a Bob.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
vote Still Tripping-Bold=confirmed: for having a confusing username.
Meow.
vote Abandon Hope
Meow.
"Bob, you're such a ****in retard - the cops're only bustin our asses when we get caught "samplin" one of our fine-ass products."
"...Sometimes, your words hurt me, Jay."
"Don't be such a ****in' *****, bob."
"..."
A claimed miller?
vote LD while he's still in the game...
Make of it what you will.
My other banners not in use
Goodbye Cruel World, It's Over, Walk On By
Follow
Abandon Hope
AE
Callaway
Emo Pinata
jqlgirl
LD
Minineko
MMoD
SO
TFO
Wuffles_II
ZasZ234
OK thats the order, double ckeck it. Now Abandon is up then me. I hope we don't get screwed with LD. Now don't screw this up or you will be NOTED:p
They hate us cause they ain't us.
A. Right, I see your point. Plus it would't make sense for all of us to get a life at once.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
But of course, this is the crackhouse. Does anything make sense?
"..."
"You know, you should sing for these crack*****s someday, Bob. I'm sure your voice is sweeter than a ****in' songbird."
"..."
B. I'm starting to think things won't make sense. I see how your going about it. We'll see if either of us are correct if we accomplish it.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
I don't think it makes a difference how you are doing it versus me. I think we'll either both get it or neither of us will get it because we could be totally off in our interpretation.
Or does it make perfect sense and Akid just wants us to think that it's to obvious?
Maybe I am reading to much into this...
They hate us cause they ain't us.
Doubtful, I'm starting to think he's just [EMAIL="!@#$ing"]!@#$ing[/EMAIL] with us.
Agreed, he is probably just being an annoyance.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
"Who the **** are you, pal..." he says dismissively.
The shorter, more portley man also makes a rude gesture AE's way.
"..." he says confidently.
The tall guy, meanwhile, has lit up a joint and takes a long toke, before handing it to the one he calls "Bob".
The shorter guy nods, takes a puff, and then passes it back to the tall guy.
They smoke the joint in contemplative silence, leaning against the wall.
No.
My other banners not in use
Goodbye Cruel World, It's Over, Walk On By
Follow
For god's sake, that sucks.
"...Then try that three ****in' times..." the quiet man adds, making an effort to cover up the s****** of amusement that follows, with little success.
"Shut the **** up, Bob. NOBODY would deny a fine-ass ***** like that a bit of herbal entertainment, even if she is a ****in' cop. What are you, queer?"
"...:mad:"
"...And now, that cop says that she's gonna bust my ass if she ever catches me sellin my **** again, best-lay-of-her-life or not. That blows, man. If I ever sell while she (or any of her old-man friends) are watching, both my customer and I are good and ****ed right there! And not in the "oh god, spank me harder" kind of way!"
(For those of you that don't understand Jay&Silent Bob speak, I am saying that I'm a miller during any night that I use my ability - which will probably be most nights. :p)
They hate us cause they ain't us.
I wonder what exactly we are supposed to do for the challenge.....
Signature from Nakamura and Heroes of the Planes Studios.
MAFIA STATS
Scum
Basic 17 (Afterlife) - lose
Basic 15 (Coffeehouse) - win
Duel Monsters - lose
Manipulator - lose
Town
Anita Blake - lose
Basic 17 (Demonata) - lose
Canada - ongoing
Ongoing
Basic 24
Excellent.
Foregoing this Wuffles is two people. Going on I believe that I have already lost this challenge but I am going to keep going anyway. Heck if this challenge works the way I think it does then Zazz wins it automatically.
I personally am not confused by either Zazz or wuffles.
Jay whos Jay and how did zazz know that wuffles was Jay?
F. What???
Well theres my backing. He says it all. Why the strong defense of Wuffles here?
They hate us cause they ain't us.
We should ignore millers for now until we have more info IMO.
Wuffles is either lying the **** off his ass or he is Jay and Silent Bob.
F. Yeah I thought that too. There could be many ways so I went with this one. Like the post are in numerical order I'm also putting them in alphabetical order.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
Extra Lifes are only good for scums.
Meow.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
Uuuhhh, did you just say you appear as scum upon death?
Also, re-read some of Wuffles posts. Making a lot more sense now - he was probably told to post as two different people, and his role seems to be some kind of dealer type thing. But what does he give the town, and what do we have to pay for it...?
Signature from Nakamura and Heroes of the Planes Studios.
MAFIA STATS
Scum
Basic 17 (Afterlife) - lose
Basic 15 (Coffeehouse) - win
Duel Monsters - lose
Manipulator - lose
Town
Anita Blake - lose
Basic 17 (Demonata) - lose
Canada - ongoing
Ongoing
Basic 24
"Well ain't that just the story of our mother****in' life. I only came to this ******** to sell a bit of high-quality product, but now every ******** in here is claiming to have the cops after them? No ****in' way do the cops care that much about small fry like them."
Bob nods his approval.
"..."
"What other pair of hetero-life-mates, do YOU know? And from those, know any of 'em where one says it like it ****in' is, and the other one, called "Bob" that doesn't say ****, *******?"
The silent one nods, and makes a rude gesture.
"..." he says confidently.
Right now I'm looking for a bunny. Has anyone seen a bunny? And what is it with all these damn eggs I keep stumbling on? I mean there all over the place. Who's the freakin' slob anyways?
They hate us cause they ain't us.