If you are scared of something, you can't jump in front of it.
Walls can jump in front of people. For example, Walls made out of Stone or Bones.
Birds and Elephants can use human armor and weapons... and magic wands.
You can't run at someone to attack them unless they are a godlike being with the ability to cast spells using the landscape, or another godlike being who is loyal to such a person.
Lightning can't destroy electronic devices.
Some fire can't hurt animals or walls, and other kinds of fire can only hurt animals and walls (while forests and brushlands remain untouched by the fire).
Sinkholes destroy entire Mountains into nothingness, but they can be rebuilt by Cartographers (map makers).
Mountains, Forests, and every other kind of landscape is put into a graveyard after they are destroyed.
Most wizards only know one spell.
Whenever you brainstorm, you take a few books from a library, but then you have to put two books back into the library.
mages can only have 4 copys of any spell in there library some spells are so deady they can only have one for some reason you can have a unlimited amount of a certain rat conjuration book in your library.
You forgot to mention SNAKES can carry ANY weapon!!!
At least elephants and birds have limbs.
thats cool:D
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You can't use anything from more than two years ago unless you go to a special place.
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18. First you're a book in a library, then you're a book in someone's hand, but you transform from a book into something else if you're dropped on a table.
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Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
You can summon a huge tentacled thing whenever you want, but you have to wait for your enemy's to finish attacking you to summon up a squirrel, OH, and giving a squirrel a sword allows it to withstand elephants stepping on it...
- the chances of getting mutilated in swampy areas are much more than getting mutilated on plain fields.
- It is your karma to die if you are living in a swampy area.
- By just having a spellbook your hand may get indefinetely bigger.
- We shouldn't pick up goth girls with names that evoke eating or consuming, lest their touch kills us.
- Also, we shouldn't marry winged girls that have purple hair and huge swords, lest we can't have a baby because they have constant protection and may topple us in no time because we aren't "fast enough".
- Graveyards hold all the used up things in the world (bears, squirrels, four-armed snake shamans, certain metallic things such as robots and robot eating robots, and fanatical elfin cryptozoids etc.). They are also home to parchments that are believed to hold the power of lightning, and others that can cause leaks of mana.
- If you see a very big, three colored tree and kick it to discover that your normally devastating kick has accomplished little, immediately get away from that tree.
- Singing your anthem makes you more tough and powerful.
- Hanging around with a certain person of your type makes you more tough and powerful even if you are undead, living in the forests hugging trees, living underwater hugging islands (?!), living in a dwarf's body hugging one another, etc. etc.
- Vodoo dolls are real.
Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics, and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.
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[GTC] Gatecrash Patch for MWS (249/249)
I don't like this.
You forgot to mention SNAKES can carry ANY weapon!!!
At least elephants and birds have limbs.
I like 4/4s for 7.
thats cool:D
Standard
UWControl WU
GWRNaya Zoo RWG
GWKnight of the Reliquary Aggro WG
EDH
BGWDoranWGB
RGUIntet, The DreamerUGR
Casual
UWNinjasWU
GGGGGTribal ElephantsGGGGG
GSquirrelsG
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
You used to be able to wish for something you used to have but went to a far away land, but now you can't.
11. People that are excommunicated from a church turn into a book and are put into a library.
12. Anything can be banished from the land, such as Mountains and equipment. They aren't allowed to come back.
14. Things don't wake up from a sleep even when a volcano explodes.
15. Humble opals make the layers of the universe peel apart one by one.
16. Jumping is a magical act, and takes magical energy as such.
17. Holding a demon's horn while casting a spell actually causes you to heal yourself, contrary to popular satanic beliefs.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Noah's Ark.
If Satan gets pissed, people suffer.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Can't do my homework now - what if some guy with a gun comes and demands 153 blank pieces of paper? I'll only have 152 :o!
Thanks to DarkNightCavalier & Magus of the Sheep from Scuttlemutt Productions for the cool signature and avatar.
-Playing-
I got Soul, but I'm not a Soldier...oh wait [Mono White Soldiers]
Oh, and don't worry about meteor showers--they can't hurt you, only the ground under you. Hail storms, now, those are killer.
- You can negate any Ultimatum handed out.
- Hurricanes scare me, but Windstorms don't.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
- It is your karma to die if you are living in a swampy area.
- By just having a spellbook your hand may get indefinetely bigger.
- We shouldn't pick up goth girls with names that evoke eating or consuming, lest their touch kills us.
- If you see a very big, three colored tree and kick it to discover that your normally devastating kick has accomplished little, immediately get away from that tree.
- Hanging around with a certain person of your type makes you more tough and powerful even if you are undead, living in the forests hugging trees, living underwater hugging islands (?!), living in a dwarf's body hugging one another, etc. etc.
- Vodoo dolls are real.
- Mothers can protect all beings by bending over them.
Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics,
and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.Dex: http://deckbox.org/users/Egementium_instructoid