Welcome to the town of Slawter. The setting of director’s Davida Haym’s, better known as David A. Haym, newest horror movie “Slawter”. “Slawter” is her life’s work, which is kind of fitting given that her body is on the ground over there, in two pieces as demons eat her entrails.
Thinking back on it, it was sort of obvious that something was wrong. For one no one had a script. And two you really think someone would’ve suspected something when child actor Emmet Eijit went missing after screaming for help and being dragged down into the sewers as his blood and guts where spilling out onto the ground. But I guess everyone must have thought it was just really realistic acting considering they gave Emmet a standing ovation as the demon ate his skin off.
But you know how people are. Even after the demons started pouring from the portal it took them a while to figure out that the script didn’t change and those sweet, sweet screams of agony where real. The demons even had the foresight to put up a barrier to prevent the fun from escaping. But unfortunately some of the people working on the movie were able to tap into the magic leaking from the gate and were able to kill most of the demons, until there were just twelve living things left in Slawter. But by this time the magic pouring from the portal had grown so weak that it had made traditional fighting useless, so the demons disguised themselves and infiltrated the survivors. Now the survivors only hope of escaping is to kill off the demons before they thin their ranks so much that even the weaken demons can kill them.
Look at that, according to my watch it is time to for this little game to begin. I do hope that there is a lot of pain and agony, especially from a child or two, as the breaking of their bones and spirits as their flesh is torn from their body produces such a beautiful sound.
lrd AKA Lord Loss, Demon
MandersHex AKA Artery, Demon
Malfunctioning Computer Mouse AKA Toyota, Car Manufacturer(technically not considered worthy of being a person so not added to the dead count)
Xenocide AKA Gregor, Demon Roasted alive day 1 (Lynch) Buranri bolmediasNighthawk AKA Bo KooniartTown Survivor Exploded night 1 (nightkill) BigLlama AKA Dervish Grady, Survivor Cop Burnt to a crisp night 1 (nightkill)
Anaklusmos761 AKA Chuda Sool, Town Survivor Head bashed in day 2 (Lynch)
Freaknik Starkiller2 AKA Kuk Kane, Town Survivor Cooked to perfection night 2 (nightkill)
Zebi AKA Bill-E Spleen, Town Survivor Shanked day 3 (Lynch)
AsianInvasion AKA Grubbs Grady, Survivor One-Shot Vig Dismembered night 3 (nightkill)
Archmage Eternal AKA Kik Kane, Town Survivor Clotheslined day 4 (Lynch)
Eric Draven AKA Salit Smit, Town Survivor Death not suitable to post day 4 (Endgame)
Udnam7am AKA Juni Swan, Survivor Doc Death not suitable to post day 4 (Endgame)
Rules (Edited by Guardman, taken at point blank range from Ecophagy, pilfered from Loran, stolen from Some One, stolen from Stormblind, stolen from CropCircles, stolen from carrion pigeons, who stole them from loran16, who then stole them from SorryGuy, who retrieved them courteously from Xyre, who jacked them from Jobie, who stole them from Puzzle, but Puzzel stole them from Crippled_Fist, who stole them from Ljustus, who stole them from carrion pigeons, who copyrighted them from CropCircles, who first pirated them from Puzzle, who got them in a private message from Halo_Freak):
1. Bold your votes and unvotes please, this makes it easier for us. They should look like this: Vote kpaca (since it makes vote counting easier for me). 2. You don't need to unvote before you vote again. 3. Any votes or unvotes not in bold will not be counted. 4. Do not communicate at night or day unless your role PM says otherwise. 5. Do not quote PM's or you will be modkilled. You can discuss the flavor and paraphrase it in your own words, but do not quote me. 6. You don't need to unvote... 7. You may vote No lynch, and a majority of these votes will end the day without a death. 8. Please do not edit or delete your posts no matter how stupid a mistake you made. This will get you modkilled. This is your only warning. 9. Once you’re dead, you’re dead, so stop posting please. A single ‘bah’ post is permissible. 10. Even after you are dead, please refrain from discussing the game or your role with anyone, even other players who have also been eliminated. If you have any questions about this rule, please ask. 11. If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 72-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Otherwise, you may be prodded or replaced. 12. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice to me, tough! No choice will be made. 13. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded. 14. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold and put it in magenta text you request so that we can see it more clearly. 15. In order to keep this game moving, everyone is expected to post at least once every two to three days and if you don't, you may be replaced or modkilled. WITHOUT WARNING, whatever your side.
16. In the event of a deadline, the person with the most votes will be lynched. If two or more people are tied for the majority, the first person to become the majority will be lynched. 17. The Town Win Condition is: You win when all the non-town factions are eliminated. 18. HAVE FUN. This is not optional. 19. Lastly and most importantly. Respect us and the rest of the players and I hope I do not have to modkill anyone.
SPECIAL NOTE: DO NOT EDIT YOUR POSTS FOR WHATEVER REASON AS THIS WILL RESULT IN A VERY PAINFUL AND HUMILIATING MODKILL!
Here is a sample vanilla town PM:
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Nameless Boy, Town Survivor
You are a nameless boy who worked on the movie Slawter. Nobody really knew you or what your role in the movie was. But that doesn’t really matter anymore since that grotesque bee-like demon stung you in the back and you exploded… so sad.
Bah, that joke sucks when no one understands it. But, you can see somewhat of an explanation in Zebi's signature. That was the title of a game he was in, and it screwed him.
Evidently I just suck with jokes... I still messed up, even when I previewed the post and the die result was 2! (I suppose the result is randomized again... :frown:) Ah well... screw it all
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Quoted from My Parents(???!!!) :
Only through the failures of others can we truly succeed.
I'll forgive you lrd because I was running out of stuff to talk about, lol.
Soft claim would be fine, but like you said, really the only thing we could claim would be book, and there'd be a lot of Slawters, I'm sure. Not sure how much it would help, but it wouldn't hurt, either.
Vig is short for vigilante. It's a town player that has an ability to kill someone. Maybe at night, maybe in the daytime. Maybe one-shot, maybe multi-shot. And, there may not be a vig in this game.
At anyone who's not as experienced as some of us, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to post them. We'll answer them and not dog you too hard.
That comment was meant as a retort to AE's supposed role.
Posted by AE: Now with the noob card. Cmon flailing can't be far behind. Someone give me a gun so I can vig away.
You're going to say something for every reasoning I throw out. Sorry, I didn't realize I wasn't allowed to defend myself... I must have accidentally joined Daoist Mafia... the game where everyone lets things pass.
Vote Eric Draven, for lurking (I spies you on "Active Users Viewing"!)
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Only through the failures of others can we truly succeed.
Have you seriously never seen anyone with someone else's quote in their signature? It's all over the place. I'm still looking for just the right quote...
I really don't like the fact that people are saying "Hey guys, I'm town. So we're cool right?" If you are actually town, then that will come through with your posts. Straight up telling me you are town, makes me think you are scum.
Nighthawk I'm willing to forgive a little just because he is new, but AI? Come on man, you should know that won't clear you at all.
Thinking back on it, it was sort of obvious that something was wrong. For one no one had a script. And two you really think someone would’ve suspected something when child actor Emmet Eijit went missing after screaming for help and being dragged down into the sewers as his blood and guts where spilling out onto the ground. But I guess everyone must have thought it was just really realistic acting considering they gave Emmet a standing ovation as the demon ate his skin off.
But you know how people are. Even after the demons started pouring from the portal it took them a while to figure out that the script didn’t change and those sweet, sweet screams of agony where real. The demons even had the foresight to put up a barrier to prevent the fun from escaping. But unfortunately some of the people working on the movie were able to tap into the magic leaking from the gate and were able to kill most of the demons, until there were just twelve living things left in Slawter. But by this time the magic pouring from the portal had grown so weak that it had made traditional fighting useless, so the demons disguised themselves and infiltrated the survivors. Now the survivors only hope of escaping is to kill off the demons before they thin their ranks so much that even the weaken demons can kill them.
Look at that, according to my watch it is time to for this little game to begin. I do hope that there is a lot of pain and agony, especially from a child or two, as the breaking of their bones and spirits as their flesh is torn from their body produces such a beautiful sound.
lrd AKA Lord Loss, Demon
MandersHex AKA Artery, Demon
Malfunctioning Computer Mouse AKA Toyota, Car Manufacturer (technically not considered worthy of being a person so not added to the dead count)
Xenocide AKA Gregor, Demon Roasted alive day 1 (Lynch)
Buranri
bolmediasNighthawkAKA Bo Kooniart Town Survivor Exploded night 1 (nightkill)BigLlama AKA Dervish Grady, Survivor Cop Burnt to a crisp night 1 (nightkill)
Anaklusmos761 AKA Chuda Sool, Town Survivor Head bashed in day 2 (Lynch)
Freaknik
Starkiller2AKA Kuk Kane, Town Survivor Cooked to perfection night 2 (nightkill)Zebi AKA Bill-E Spleen, Town Survivor Shanked day 3 (Lynch)
AsianInvasion AKA Grubbs Grady, Survivor One-Shot Vig Dismembered night 3 (nightkill)
Archmage Eternal AKA Kik Kane, Town Survivor Clotheslined day 4 (Lynch)
Eric Draven AKA Salit Smit, Town Survivor Death not suitable to post day 4 (Endgame)
Udnam7am AKA Juni Swan, Survivor Doc Death not suitable to post day 4 (Endgame)
1. Bold your votes and unvotes please, this makes it easier for us. They should look like this: Vote kpaca (since it makes vote counting easier for me).
2. You don't need to unvote before you vote again.
3. Any votes or unvotes not in bold will not be counted.
4. Do not communicate at night or day unless your role PM says otherwise.
5. Do not quote PM's or you will be modkilled. You can discuss the flavor and paraphrase it in your own words, but do not quote me.
6. You don't need to unvote...
7. You may vote No lynch, and a majority of these votes will end the day without a death.
8. Please do not edit or delete your posts no matter how stupid a mistake you made. This will get you modkilled. This is your only warning.
9. Once you’re dead, you’re dead, so stop posting please. A single ‘bah’ post is permissible.
10. Even after you are dead, please refrain from discussing the game or your role with anyone, even other players who have also been eliminated. If you have any questions about this rule, please ask.
11. If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 72-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Otherwise, you may be prodded or replaced.
12. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice to me, tough! No choice will be made.
13. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded.
14. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold and put it in magenta text you request so that we can see it more clearly.
15. In order to keep this game moving, everyone is expected to post at least once every two to three days and if you don't, you may be replaced or modkilled. WITHOUT WARNING, whatever your side.
16. In the event of a deadline, the person with the most votes will be lynched. If two or more people are tied for the majority, the first person to become the majority will be lynched.
17. The Town Win Condition is: You win when all the non-town factions are eliminated.
18. HAVE FUN. This is not optional.
19. Lastly and most importantly. Respect us and the rest of the players and I hope I do not have to modkill anyone.
SPECIAL NOTE: DO NOT EDIT YOUR POSTS FOR WHATEVER REASON AS THIS WILL RESULT IN A VERY PAINFUL AND HUMILIATING MODKILL!
Here is a sample vanilla town PM:
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So how much of that into story did you make up?
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Vote Nighthawk
(Seriously, didn't think you'd get caught or what? lol)
On second thought, Unvote, Vote Zebi. We all know why.
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I don't like Faeries lol.
he's being quiet, and i don't like it...
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Vote Zebi (for the reason I should supposedly know)
Better?
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They hate us cause they ain't us.
I'd vote myself, but I'd prefer not to take the risk of killing myself. Also,
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You have a point...:uhh:
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Vote...
Also, Unvote
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What I meant to say was
Vote lrd
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Haha yes, very much so lol. Unvote
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Soft claim would be fine, but like you said, really the only thing we could claim would be book, and there'd be a lot of Slawters, I'm sure. Not sure how much it would help, but it wouldn't hurt, either.
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MandersHex (1): BigLlama
Xenocide (1): ArchmageEternal
Nighthawk (2): AsianInvasion, lrd
Completely Pointless Votes (3): Zebi, Zebi, Zebi...
With 12 unfortunately alive, it is seven to lynch.
Now with the noob card. Cmon flailing can't be far behind. Someone give me a gun so I can vig away.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
At anyone who's not as experienced as some of us, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to post them. We'll answer them and not dog you too hard.
Tired of corporate corruption ruining your favorite MtG site?
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We even have Mafia!!
That comment was meant as a retort to AE's supposed role.
You're going to say something for every reasoning I throw out. Sorry, I didn't realize I wasn't allowed to defend myself... I must have accidentally joined Daoist Mafia... the game where everyone lets things pass.
Vote Eric Draven, for lurking (I spies you on "Active Users Viewing"!)
o wait i c wat u did thar....
kudos to Elysium for the sweet banner
MandersHex (2): Udnam7am, BigLlama
Xenocide (1): ArchmageEternal
Nighthawk (2): AsianInvasion, lrd
Eric Draven (1): Xenocide
Completely Pointless Votes (3): Zebi, Zebi, Zebi...
With 12 unfortunately alive, it is seven to lynch.
If seven people vote for the same inanimate object, can we lynch it?
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But...they do suck. That's how the gain sustenance.
Unvote, Vote: Udnam7am OMGUS vote for OMGUS statement.
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Possibly...
Vote Malfunctioning Computer Mouse Let's get this guy lynched
Maybe I'll find it in this game
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I am so proud...
The day can end with a no lynch, but it's generally frowned upon, especially on day 1.
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If you wish to discuss the matter, you may send me a PM.
Otherwise, kindly never mention it ever again.
I have one of those.
It's cool guys. I'M TOWN. I hate being scum.
Psh whatever. Being town is boring.
Sigh.
kudos to Elysium for the sweet banner
While there are certainly town benefits to claiming alignment right off the bat, there are scum benefits as well.
Why should we believe you are town?
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From reviewing my role PM, I can't think of anything else soft-claimable.
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I really don't like the fact that people are saying "Hey guys, I'm town. So we're cool right?" If you are actually town, then that will come through with your posts. Straight up telling me you are town, makes me think you are scum.
Nighthawk I'm willing to forgive a little just because he is new, but AI? Come on man, you should know that won't clear you at all.
IGMEOY AI and Nighthawk
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