So at my FNM recently I was watching two players in a mirror match supposedly. They're both playing mono red and nearly killing eachother at the same time. During Round 2 of their match Player A casted Lightning Bolt and Player B responded by casting Lightning Bolt, well Both players were at 2 life, so in in desperation Player A responded to Player B's lightning bolt by casting a second Lightning Bolt saying "I'll cast Lightning Bolt at you!". Suddenly the entire building lost power due to being hit by a lightning bolt, no one noticed the storm outside while playing... Player B looked at him in the dark and simply responded "I think your lightning bolt missed- so mine resolves..."
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Sometimes when I play a burn deck mirror casually, we decide that we have to throw the card at the opponent, and if he dodges it he doesn't take any damage from it. And if it hits between the eyes it deals double damage. Makes for fun games that don't need chairs.
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Awesome. The only way it would be better is if Player B was actually hit by the lightning bolt directly at the same time (better meaning funnier...obviously it would be quite bad for Player B).
Player A: I cast Lightning Bolt at YOU!
Player B: (is electrocuted)
Player A: Wow, what timing...uh, so I do win right? I'm pretty sure my bolt resolved...hey man, you still twitchin?
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Player A: I cast Lightning Bolt at YOU!
Player B: (is electrocuted)
Player A: Wow, what timing...uh, so I do win right? I'm pretty sure my bolt resolved...hey man, you still twitchin?
Currently playing:
Vintage - Meandeck MUD
Legacy - Death and TaxesW, Team AmericaBUG, GSZ ZooGRW, TES, JunkBGW, Blue MUDU
Extended - BantUGW
Standard - Big RedR, UB ControlBU, Eldrazi GreenG
EDH/Commander - Thrun, the Last TrollG, Gwendolyn Di CorciBUR, Venser, Shaper SavantU