Aaaaaand, welcome to the Urban Lights Comedy Night at the Santa Barbera Night Club! Tonight we have a great show for you. We have Mr. Jerry Seinfeld performing liii…Suddenly the lights all cut. The stacked crowd seems stunned and frozen in place, and lightly in the background you can all hear the laugh track out of cue. Larry David comes storming onto the set. What was that! He exclaims. What loser cut the lights?! I'm gonna ***… He stops short as the lights flicker and shoot jets of electricity into the crowd. On the stage, Danny Woodbourn (the midget) is lying in a pool of his own blood. (Hint: he won't be in this game) It is evident that someone on the set has killed this particular midget. Or some group… Before any of you can react, the police are on the set, and the court date is set. The police chief has forced all of the cast members to be sequestered in a nearby hotel for the duration of the time leading up to the trial. Larry David can be heard screaming about how his reunion episode will be ruined by a stupid little accident. However this was no accident. A few rotten eggs have spoiled the bunch. In the Seinfeld universe, these are the Bizzarro characters. Some have gotten loose and they are among you. Help avenge the death of the midget, for short people across the world. This…is Seinfeld Mafia.
Some Rules:
1.) You can unvote whenever you want by Unvote: X, and voting is obviously Vote: X. I would appreciate it if any FOS'ing be done bolded as well.
2.) Absolutely NO pm quoting...
3.) No editing of your posts...any violation will result in mod-kill.
Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
/confirm I hope people will be willing to explain the Seinfeld references, I'm mostly just here to play in another game.
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"Flesh so fine, so fine to tear, to gash the skin; skin to strip, to plait, so nice to plait the strips, so nice, so red the drops that fall; blood so red, so red, so sweet; sweet screams, pretty screams, singing screams, scream your song, sing your screams…” - The Eye of the World - Robert Jordan
I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
Guess I'm out, can't be in both normal games at once.
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"Flesh so fine, so fine to tear, to gash the skin; skin to strip, to plait, so nice to plait the strips, so nice, so red the drops that fall; blood so red, so red, so sweet; sweet screams, pretty screams, singing screams, scream your song, sing your screams…” - The Eye of the World - Robert Jordan
Hrm... having never seen so much as a single episode I feel some research coming on !
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crap, sorry alpha, I gotta be /out as I am in the other regular mafia game right now too. I forgot that Sin City was the specialty game. (I was pretty sure that I was going to die tonight there.) Grrr (doggone forum rules...)
Hrm... having never seen so much as a single episode I feel some research coming on !
BLASPHEMER! YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE HOLY SERIES OF SEINFELD! YOU MUST DIE!
FoS BATELEUR for his rather disrespecting lack of previous viewing of one of the best shows ever.
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I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference, and a ****ing chainsaw.
Confirmed. (Out of game FYI to y'all. I may not catch every subtle dig of yours, as I've only seen 10-20? episodes of Seinfeld. Don't worry though, I've got the main characters and the famous gags known.)
Hrm... having never seen so much as a single episode I feel some research coming on !
same here until recently when the re-runs started running at 10:00pm.
Confirmed.
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Simpson's Mafia - best use of character
Mtgnews Mafia Mafia - Town Madman
Mythos Mafia: the Dunwich Massacre Town MVP
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Werewolf Mafia - Mafia MVP
Doctor Mafia - Mafia MVP
Mafia: Escape from the Cylons - Town MVP
Lost Mafia - Co SK Winner with Kops
Random Mafia 3 - Town MVP
Hrm... having never seen so much as a single episode I feel some research coming on !
Maybe a dingo ate your baby.
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<hotshizle> i think
Whew okay...think i got everything sorted out. The roles are all sent out to new people...Confirming can resume.
Sorry, guys..
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Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
1.) Kokusho, the Evening Star (replacing)
2.) FadeBlue 3.) Help I'm a Bug 4.) Silicon
5.) Passdog 6.) Peregrine Falcon 7.) SOS 8.) Twomz
9.) Bateleur
10.) LJustus
11.) Holmes (Replacing) 12.) Grimclaw 13.) Disrupt_Your_Hymn
14.) Hawkeye7 15.) Ximbad
16.) Creampuffeater (replacing) 17.) Loran16
18.) Xyre (replacing) 19.) Fayul
, We need Xyre, Kokusho, Passdog, and whoever replaces creampuff to confirm.
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I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
"No, I specifically heard denim. Looks like so crafty ghost is trying to break our code" -Bravo 3 "I know nothing of the law, only vengence" -Dom, U/G madness
1.) Kokusho, the Evening Star (replacing)
2.) FadeBlue
3.) Help I'm a Bug
4.) Silicon
5.) Passdog
6.) Peregrine Falcon
7.) SOS
8.) Twomz
9.) Bateleur
10.) LJustus
11.) Holmes (Replacing)
12.) Grimclaw
13.) Disrupt_Your_Hymn
14.) Hawkeye7
15.) Ximbad 16.) Chamber (replacing)
17.) Loran16
18.) Xyre (replacing)
19.) Fayul
Xyre and Passdog, we're waiting on you.
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I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
Because some people here are deprived and haven't heard the greatness of Jerry Seinfeld, Here's a clip of some of his standup.
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Skydiving was definitely the scariest thing I’ve ever done. Let me ask you this question in regards to the skydiving: what is the point of the helmet in the skydiving? I mean, can you kinda make it? You jump out of that plane and that chute doesn’t open, the helmet is now wearing you for protection. Later on the helmet’s talking with the other helmets going “It’s a good thing that he was there or I would have hit the ground directly.” There are many things that we can point to that proof that the human being is not smart. The helmet is my personal favorite. The fact that we had to invent the helmet. Now why did we invent the helmet? Well, because we were participating in many activities that were cracking our heads. We looked at the situation. We chose not to avoid these activities, but to just make little plastic hats so that we can continue our head-cracking lifestyles.
The only thing dumber than the helmet is the helmet law, the point of which is to protect a brain that is already functioning so poorly.
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I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen... Jerry Seinfeld.
"Okay ! Good night, good night everybody !
Well well well... I can't believe you made it.
I don't even know how you got tickets.
(man from the audience): Broker !
"Broker !" Not a very good one, I see. My guy got me right on stage.
This is the Broadhurst Theater. It's a... legendary theater, I know... nothing about it. I picked it because... (phone rings in the audience) Oh, let me get that, let me get that. That's for me, I asked them to hold my phone.
That is so embarrassing, isn't it ? I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often though, because it's hard to (whispering) "oh wait, put it on the vibrate only".
Oh the phones, what we have got nuts with the phones, haven't we ? We're crazy with the phones ! This guy thinks he needs that phone !
The thing that amuses me the most about the phone machine is how often we call people now, trying to get the machine. That's what's happened now with the machine. If it's the person that picks up, then you're... "oh !... I... oh I didn't... I didn't think you would be there... I... I just wanted to leave a message saying "Sorry I missed you" ".
Please yall, sit down. Lets not get too crazy with the voting so early.
Vote Loran16
And Holmes, shame on you for voting for someone with a vote already! FoS: Holmes.
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I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
Wow. Someone more scummy than Passdog already. Voting for yourself and FOSing someone for their first vote.
Unvote: Passdog
Vote: Loran16
Scum! I mean it this time.
Actually, you'll soon see I didnt' vote for myself. Though your instant need to retaliate stinks.
Right Now our vote count, assuming no one else has voting restrictions is
Fadeblue: 1
Loran16: 1 (Holmes)
Passdog: 1
Help Im a bug: 1.
And no im not miscounting. I think like me you're a slight n00b in this game (I am too dont worry about it) so your retaliatory action is kind of unwarranted and unnecessary. Of course, you might just be mafia jumping on a suspicious person who has a "vote" already, but I doubt it. Its too n00bish an action even for a n00b like you and me.
And you shall soon see my "vote" for myself had a reason.
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I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
Vote: Loran16 because I don't want to read through further skits making sure there is no hidden info.
But Im doing the skits for a reason! Dont vote me! I cant vote for you!
Unvote , Vote Chamber, You see, this WILL NOT come up as a vote for you.
Of course, this move is kind of MORE suspicous, jumping on someone who seems to have Two votes already is certainly a mafia bandwagon, and chamber is not a n00b at this.
FOS Chamber.
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I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
But Im doing the skits for a reason! Dont vote me! I cant vote for you!
Unvote , Vote Chamber, You see, this WILL NOT come up as a vote for you.
Of course, this move is kind of MORE suspicous, jumping on someone who seems to have Two votes already is certainly a mafia bandwagon, and chamber is not a n00b at this.
FOS Chamber.
1 you only had 1 vote on you when I put that vote on you, you said so. 2 that was clearly a random vote, do you honestly think I'd lynch someone over having to read through skits?(Hint: I wouldn't)
1 you only had 1 vote on you when I put that vote on you, you said so. 2 that was clearly a random vote, do you honestly think I'd lynch someone over having to read through skits?(Hint: I wouldn't)
Ah, okay, i thought you hadnt seen my post about my vote not counting.
As for the skits, they actually do have to do with the game itself, i wouldnt try to spam normally. I'll try to limit those to one per game day. So probably no more for a while.
Of course chamber ill unFos you if you unvote me.
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I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
Ah I love not being able to Vote! (Stares Deadly Eye-Stare into Mod,)
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I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
Hi everyone. Good grief, another game starting with a crazy barrage of random votes.
loran16> So would I be right in thinking you're a scum with a special ability and to compensate for this you can't vote ? If not and you're town, I recommend making a lot less noise about your lack of vote. A much better approach would have been to never cast a vote in the first place.
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Hi everyone. Good grief, another game starting with a crazy barrage of random votes.
loran16> So would I be right in thinking you're a scum with a special ability and to compensate for this you can't vote ? If not and you're town, I recommend making a lot less noise about your lack of vote. A much better approach would have been to never cast a vote in the first place.
And then Bat I get the call of Hes a lurker, hes scum, he never votes for the confirmed Mafia!
I wanted to get the fact that I can't vote out of the way. Do i have anything to compensate for this? Yes, Yes i do. Its a decent, but not overly powerful townie ability, that isnt a normal role (Not Vig, Doc, or Cop in anyway).
Actually, since ive now been forthcoming that ive had an ability, I'd like to make it clear to WHOEVER IS THE DOC (and dont reveal yourself btw), DO NOT PROTECT ME TONIGHT! My ability doesnt work out if you do so. Quite Irritating, having two restrictions (Not voting and not being useful if the doc protects me.). Thanks mod, its been a great first game!
NINJA EDIT: (Fake Edit obv), Besides bat, I've even subliminally made a name claim. WTF would i do that for?!!!
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I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
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I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
ANYHOW, on with the game. I noticed hawkeye and kokusho here earlier. Care to speak up and introduce yourselves?
Hello loran16,
WOW, it's great to meet you AND learn so much about you it the first few posts of day one.
I certainly hope that your calling so much attention to yourself will actually benefit the town and not result in initiating actions that would be of greater benefit if they evolved as a more natural part of the game.
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RELAPSED MAFIA JUNKIE
W – 33, L – 19, Broke Games - 9
Calvin & Hobbs Mafia, Mafia MVP
X-Men Mafia Town MVP
Simpson's Mafia - best use of character
Mtgnews Mafia Mafia - Town Madman
Mythos Mafia: the Dunwich Massacre Town MVP
English Literature Mafia Town MVP
Best Role-Playing Sin City Mafia
Werewolf Mafia - Mafia MVP
Doctor Mafia - Mafia MVP
Mafia: Escape from the Cylons - Town MVP
Lost Mafia - Co SK Winner with Kops
Random Mafia 3 - Town MVP
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference, and a ****ing chainsaw.
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Larry David comes storming onto the set. What was that! He exclaims. What loser cut the lights?! I'm gonna ***…
He stops short as the lights flicker and shoot jets of electricity into the crowd. On the stage, Danny Woodbourn (the midget) is lying in a pool of his own blood. (Hint: he won't be in this game) It is evident that someone on the set has killed this particular midget. Or some group…
Before any of you can react, the police are on the set, and the court date is set. The police chief has forced all of the cast members to be sequestered in a nearby hotel for the duration of the time leading up to the trial. Larry David can be heard screaming about how his reunion episode will be ruined by a stupid little accident.
However this was no accident. A few rotten eggs have spoiled the bunch. In the Seinfeld universe, these are the Bizzarro characters. Some have gotten loose and they are among you. Help avenge the death of the midget, for short people across the world.
This…is Seinfeld Mafia.
Some Rules:
1.) You can unvote whenever you want by Unvote: X, and voting is obviously Vote: X. I would appreciate it if any FOS'ing be done bolded as well.
2.) Absolutely NO pm quoting...
3.) No editing of your posts...any violation will result in mod-kill.
Playerlist:
1.) Kokusho, the Evening Star
2.) FadeBlue - CANCELLED (BIZARRO) Non-Fat Yogurt
3.) Help I'm a Bug - CANCELLED (BIZARRO) George Costanza
4.) Silicon - CANCELLED (Normal) The Drake
5.) Einsteinmonkey
6.) Peregrine Falcon - CANCELLED (Normal) Kenny Bania
7.) SOS - CANCELLED (Normal) Bubble Boy
8.) Twomz - CANCELLED (Normal) The Wiz
9.) Bateleur
10.) LJustus - CANCELLED! (Normal) Elaine
11.) Holmes - CANCELLED! (Normal) Pig-Man
12.) CropCircles/Grimclaw - CANCELLED! (Normal) Ping
13.) Disrupt_Your_Hymn - CANCELLED! (BIZARRO) Newman
14.) Hawkeye7
15.) Ximbad - CANCELLED! (BIZARRO) Soup Nazi
16.) Xyre - CANCELLED! (BIZARRO) Babu Bhatt
17.) Loran16
18.) Chamber
19.) Fayul
Replacement List:
NONE
Are you the master of your domain?
But are you really a marine biologist?
EDIT-I know i know, no edits, but i needed to add a seinfeld reference.
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V/LA: 3/21-3/24 & 3/27-3/29
Twomz's Trading thread
Hrm... having never seen so much as a single episode I feel some research coming on !
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BLASPHEMER! YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE HOLY SERIES OF SEINFELD! YOU MUST DIE!
FoS BATELEUR for his rather disrespecting lack of previous viewing of one of the best shows ever.
Logical Reasoning is dead; Long Live Stupidity
Click my sig (made by Grey) and get your own!
same here until recently when the re-runs started running at 10:00pm.
Confirmed.
Calvin & Hobbs Mafia, Mafia MVP
X-Men Mafia Town MVP
Simpson's Mafia - best use of character
Mtgnews Mafia Mafia - Town Madman
Mythos Mafia: the Dunwich Massacre Town MVP
English Literature Mafia Town MVP
Best Role-Playing Sin City Mafia
Werewolf Mafia - Mafia MVP
Doctor Mafia - Mafia MVP
Mafia: Escape from the Cylons - Town MVP
Lost Mafia - Co SK Winner with Kops
Random Mafia 3 - Town MVP
Can I confirm before I get my role?
Sorry, guys..
-Alpha
1.) Kokusho, the Evening Star (replacing)
2.) FadeBlue
3.) Help I'm a Bug
4.) Silicon
5.) Passdog
6.) Peregrine Falcon
7.) SOS
8.) Twomz
9.) Bateleur
10.) LJustus
11.) Holmes (Replacing)
12.) Grimclaw
13.) Disrupt_Your_Hymn
14.) Hawkeye7
15.) Ximbad
16.) Creampuffeater (replacing)
17.) Loran16
18.) Xyre (replacing)
19.) Fayul
, We need Xyre, Kokusho, Passdog, and whoever replaces creampuff to confirm.
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"I know nothing of the law, only vengence" -Dom, U/G madness
Town/Mafia/Other - 14/6/3
Win/Lose/Tie - 11/12/0
Nk/lynched/Survived - 16/4/3
2.) FadeBlue
3.) Help I'm a Bug
4.) Silicon
5.) Passdog
6.) Peregrine Falcon
7.) SOS
8.) Twomz
9.) Bateleur
10.) LJustus
11.) Holmes (Replacing)
12.) Grimclaw
13.) Disrupt_Your_Hymn
14.) Hawkeye7
15.) Ximbad
16.) Chamber (replacing)
17.) Loran16
18.) Xyre (replacing)
19.) Fayul
Xyre and Passdog, we're waiting on you.
Logical Reasoning is dead; Long Live Stupidity
"
Skydiving was definitely the scariest thing I’ve ever done. Let me ask you this question in regards to the skydiving: what is the point of the helmet in the skydiving? I mean, can you kinda make it? You jump out of that plane and that chute doesn’t open, the helmet is now wearing you for protection. Later on the helmet’s talking with the other helmets going “It’s a good thing that he was there or I would have hit the ground directly.” There are many things that we can point to that proof that the human being is not smart. The helmet is my personal favorite. The fact that we had to invent the helmet. Now why did we invent the helmet? Well, because we were participating in many activities that were cracking our heads. We looked at the situation. We chose not to avoid these activities, but to just make little plastic hats so that we can continue our head-cracking lifestyles.
The only thing dumber than the helmet is the helmet law, the point of which is to protect a brain that is already functioning so poorly.
Logical Reasoning is dead; Long Live Stupidity
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
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Sorry I'm late.
Hello everybody
Town/Mafia/Other - 14/6/3
Win/Lose/Tie - 11/12/0
Nk/lynched/Survived - 16/4/3
Click my sig (made by Grey) and get your own!
Haha, yep, though, as you can see, I've kept my avatar since that game.
Oh, I see! Running away, eh? Come back here you yellow-bellied ba***rd and get what's coming to you!
[/MONTY PYTHON]
unvote Machin Shin. well...hmmm....aah, whatever. I wanted my sweet, sweet revenge, too...:(
Click my sig (made by Grey) and get your own!
Let's get lynchin.
Vote: Passdog You scum.
"Okay ! Good night, good night everybody !
Well well well... I can't believe you made it.
I don't even know how you got tickets.
(man from the audience): Broker !
"Broker !" Not a very good one, I see. My guy got me right on stage.
This is the Broadhurst Theater. It's a... legendary theater, I know... nothing about it. I picked it because... (phone rings in the audience) Oh, let me get that, let me get that. That's for me, I asked them to hold my phone.
That is so embarrassing, isn't it ? I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often though, because it's hard to (whispering) "oh wait, put it on the vibrate only".
Oh the phones, what we have got nuts with the phones, haven't we ? We're crazy with the phones ! This guy thinks he needs that phone !
The thing that amuses me the most about the phone machine is how often we call people now, trying to get the machine. That's what's happened now with the machine. If it's the person that picks up, then you're... "oh !... I... oh I didn't... I didn't think you would be there... I... I just wanted to leave a message saying "Sorry I missed you" ".
*Cue Seinfeld Music: Duh, duh duh duh duh.
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Please yall, sit down. Lets not get too crazy with the voting so early.
Vote Loran16
And Holmes, shame on you for voting for someone with a vote already! FoS: Holmes.
Logical Reasoning is dead; Long Live Stupidity
Unvote: Passdog
Vote: Loran16
Scum! I mean it this time.
Actually, you'll soon see I didnt' vote for myself. Though your instant need to retaliate stinks.
Right Now our vote count, assuming no one else has voting restrictions is
Fadeblue: 1
Loran16: 1 (Holmes)
Passdog: 1
Help Im a bug: 1.
And no im not miscounting. I think like me you're a slight n00b in this game (I am too dont worry about it) so your retaliatory action is kind of unwarranted and unnecessary. Of course, you might just be mafia jumping on a suspicious person who has a "vote" already, but I doubt it. Its too n00bish an action even for a n00b like you and me.
And you shall soon see my "vote" for myself had a reason.
Logical Reasoning is dead; Long Live Stupidity
Town/Mafia/Other - 14/6/3
Win/Lose/Tie - 11/12/0
Nk/lynched/Survived - 16/4/3
But Im doing the skits for a reason! Dont vote me! I cant vote for you!
Unvote , Vote Chamber, You see, this WILL NOT come up as a vote for you.
Of course, this move is kind of MORE suspicous, jumping on someone who seems to have Two votes already is certainly a mafia bandwagon, and chamber is not a n00b at this.
FOS Chamber.
Logical Reasoning is dead; Long Live Stupidity
1 you only had 1 vote on you when I put that vote on you, you said so. 2 that was clearly a random vote, do you honestly think I'd lynch someone over having to read through skits?(Hint: I wouldn't)
Town/Mafia/Other - 14/6/3
Win/Lose/Tie - 11/12/0
Nk/lynched/Survived - 16/4/3
Ah, okay, i thought you hadnt seen my post about my vote not counting.
As for the skits, they actually do have to do with the game itself, i wouldnt try to spam normally. I'll try to limit those to one per game day. So probably no more for a while.
Of course chamber ill unFos you if you unvote me.
Logical Reasoning is dead; Long Live Stupidity
By the way, welcome back help. Though I don't appreciate the vote as your first returning action You must still be stuck in Nepal mode or something.
I have a feeling this game's gonna be weird.
Vote (That wont count) Help Im a Bug
Ah I love not being able to Vote! (Stares Deadly Eye-Stare into Mod,)
Logical Reasoning is dead; Long Live Stupidity
loran16> So would I be right in thinking you're a scum with a special ability and to compensate for this you can't vote ? If not and you're town, I recommend making a lot less noise about your lack of vote. A much better approach would have been to never cast a vote in the first place.
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And then Bat I get the call of Hes a lurker, hes scum, he never votes for the confirmed Mafia!
I wanted to get the fact that I can't vote out of the way. Do i have anything to compensate for this? Yes, Yes i do. Its a decent, but not overly powerful townie ability, that isnt a normal role (Not Vig, Doc, or Cop in anyway).
Actually, since ive now been forthcoming that ive had an ability, I'd like to make it clear to WHOEVER IS THE DOC (and dont reveal yourself btw), DO NOT PROTECT ME TONIGHT! My ability doesnt work out if you do so. Quite Irritating, having two restrictions (Not voting and not being useful if the doc protects me.). Thanks mod, its been a great first game!
NINJA EDIT: (Fake Edit obv), Besides bat, I've even subliminally made a name claim. WTF would i do that for?!!!
Logical Reasoning is dead; Long Live Stupidity
Do you seriously want me to answer that ?!
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Forum Awards: Best Writer 2005, Best Limited Strategist 2005-2012
5CB PotM - June 2005, November 2005, February 2006, April 2008, May 2008, Feb 2009
MTGSalvation Articles: 1-20, plus guest appearance on MTGCast #86!
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LOL, OOC Me and Bat are both posting at the same time in two different threads in far differnt forums. Lol.
And, I have no idea what explanation you can come up with for that.
ANYHOW, on with the game. I noticed hawkeye and kokusho here earlier. Care to speak up and introduce yourselves?
Okay Im going to a Duke Game for the next 3 hours, so I ont be able to respond to anyone. See yall later.
Logical Reasoning is dead; Long Live Stupidity
Hello loran16,
WOW, it's great to meet you AND learn so much about you it the first few posts of day one.
I certainly hope that your calling so much attention to yourself will actually benefit the town and not result in initiating actions that would be of greater benefit if they evolved as a more natural part of the game.
Calvin & Hobbs Mafia, Mafia MVP
X-Men Mafia Town MVP
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Werewolf Mafia - Mafia MVP
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Mafia: Escape from the Cylons - Town MVP
Lost Mafia - Co SK Winner with Kops
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You, sir, are going to get Xyre'd.