Leonidas grew up as all Spartan warriors do. When he was ten, he was taken from his family and conscripted into a merciless war camp. There, he was forced to lie, cheat, and steal simply to survive. He and the other boys were commanded to kill their enemies rather than take them prisoner, and quickly learned that it was more honorable to die than to surrender.
One night, in the cold of winter, Leonidas underwent a rite of passage. He hunted a feral wolf, a beast at least twice his size and weight. He was armed only with a wooden spear, a weapon hardly more potent than a sharp stick. But Leonidas had no fear. He knew that he was destined for greatness, and nothing, not even this deadly creature, could stand in his way. With nerves of steel, Leonidas thrust his lance as the wolf leaped, impaling his foe through its mouth and cementing his place among the ranks of Spartan soldiers.
Over the years, Leonidas proved his worth and skill in battle, rising through the ranks until one day, he was selected by the Spartan Council as their new King. Now, King Leonidas of Sparta commands a force of the strongest, most savage warriors in the world. But there is an army from the east moving toward Greece, an army rumored to number in the millions. The Persians are coming, and Sparta will never be the same.
Welcome to [Basic #48] 300 Mafia, a game for 12 players.
Reviewer: Emo Pinata
Rules (Rehashed from AsianInvasion, stolen from Toastboy, piked from Ecophagy, pilfered from loran16, stolen from Some One, stolen from Stormblind, stolen from CropCircles, stolen from carrion pigeons, who stole them from loran16, who then stole them from SorryGuy, who retrieved them courteously from Xyre, who jacked them from Jobie, who stole them from Puzzle, but Puzzle stole them from Crippled_Fist, who stole them from Ljustus, who stole them from carrion pigeons, who copyrighted them from CropCircles, who first pirated them from Puzzle, who got them in a private message from Halo_Freak):
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Pro-Persia players are Town.
Pro-Sparta players are Mafia.
Fighting in the Shade (2/12):
3. Artifice 101 - Dilios (Mafia Goon)
4. zindabad -King Leonidas of Sparta (Mafia One-Shot Unlynchable)
Dining in Hell (10/12):
0. Emo Pinata - Messenger (Town Vanilla), introduced to Sparta Pregame.
2. Yanni - Archer (Town Vanilla), lynched Day One.
11. pinkfloyd - Councilman Theron (Town Cop), speared Night One.
1. Archmage Eternal - Queen Gorgo (Mafia Roleblocker), decapitated Night One.
8. Prophylaxis - God-King Xerxes (Town One-Shot Bulletproof), lynched Day Two.
5. tordeck r. DonQuixote - Ephialtes (Town Doctor), speared Night Two.
6. Iso r. pinkys_brain - Executioner (Town Vanilla), decapitated Night Two.
9. Toastboy r. Macius - Black Powder Bomber (Town Vanilla), lynched Day Three.
7. tezzeret12 r. DoubleX - War Beast Rider (Town Vanilla), killed in Endgame.
10. Burstinatrix r. Miss Molly - Immortal (Town Two-Shot Vigilante), killed in Endgame.
12. Digicooldad - Solider (Town Vanilla), killed in Endgame.
Anointing Their Bodies (/replace; 5): 1. Iso
2. tordeck
3. Burstinatrix
4. tezzeret12
5. DJ Catchem
Pythias (/spectate; 3):
1. Sir Mu
2. ganderin_dan
3. kill-joy
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A Persian messenger, accompanied by a handful of bodyguards, rode into Sparta. Councilman Theron greeted him at the gates and led him to meet the King and Queen. As the messenger opened his mouth to speak, he found himself interrupted by Leonidas.
"Before you speak, Persian, know that in Sparta everyone, even a king's messenger, is held accountable for the words of his voice. Now, what message do you bring?" he asked.
"Earth and water," replied the messenger.
"You rode all the way from Persia for earth and water?"
"Don't be coy or stupid, Persian. You can afford neither in Sparta," said Queen Gorgo.
"What makes this woman think she can speak among men?" seethed the messenger to Leonidas.
"Because only Spartan women give birth to real men," retorted Gorgo.
"Let us walk to cool our tongues," suggested Leonidas.
"If you value your lives over complete annihilation, listen carefully, Leonidas. Xerxes conquers and controls everything he rests his eyes upon. He leads an army so massive, it shakes the ground with its march. So vast, it drinks the rivers dry. All the God-King Xerxes requires is this: A simple offering of earth and water, a token of Sparta's submission to the will of Xerxes," intoned the messenger.
"Submission...now that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it the Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then-"
"We must be diplomatic," implored Theron.
"And, of course, Spartans have their reputation to consider," continued Leonidas.
"Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king," threatened the messenger.
At this, Leonidas paused. He looked down and felt the wind rushing past his cloak. He looked up and saw Spartan fields sprawling before him, snow-frosted mountains framing the majestic landscape. He looked at the women and children whose fates hung in the balance, including his own nine-year-old son. Lastly, he looked at his queen, the lovely Gorgo. Contemplating the Persian's words "earth and water," Leonidas made up his mind. Drawing his sword, Leonidas pointed it at the messenger's throat. Spartans all around them drew their weapons and surrounded the messenger's bodyguards.
"Madman. You're a madman," cried the messenger.
"Earth and water. You'll find plenty of both down there," said Leonidas, indicating the well behind the Persian.
"No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger."
"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death. Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same."
"This is blasphemy. This is madness!"
At this, Leonidas lowered his blade and turned to face his queen. Gorgo simply stared back, then lifted her head in assent. This was all Leonidas needed.
"Madness?" he asked softly. "This is Sparta!"
With those words, Leonidas kicked the messenger in the chest, sending him plummeting down hundreds of feet to his death. His bodyguards were stabbed and slashed before meeting the same fate. Leonidas did not watch; his mind was already consumed with thoughts of the war to come.
Now, one year later, the armies of Xerxes have come to destroy and enslave the remaining free Greeks. Leonidas leads his 300 soldiers into battle against hundreds of thousands of Persians. He plans to funnel them into Thermopylae, the Hot Gates, where their numbers will count for nothing. The Aegean will be red with blood.
Emo Pinata has been killed in the Pregame.
He was Messenger (Town Vanilla).
It is now Day One.
With 12 alive, it's 7 votes to lynch.
Day One will end no later than 11:59 PM EST Monday, October 17th.
Pure, in its general form, is acting with selfless intentions whilst living a life of proactive, correct and logical choices where blame is nonexistent and there replaced with gratitude.
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No sooner does the first wave of Persians crash against the Spartan phalanx than DoubleX charges Artifice 101. A blade meets a shield, a fist meets a cheek. Evenly matched, neither is able to gain an advantage over the other. The two form rank once again, bruised but otherwise unharmed.
No sooner does the first wave of Persians crash against the Spartan phalanx than DoubleX charges Artifice 101. A blade meets a shield, a fist meets a cheek. Evenly matched, neither is able to gain an advantage over the other. The two form rank once again, bruised but otherwise unharmed.
DoubleX's Daykill attempt failed.
wait, doesnt that prove arti is scum...... or DoubleX is scum????
No sooner does the first wave of Persians crash against the Spartan phalanx than DoubleX charges Artifice 101. A blade meets a shield, a fist meets a cheek. Evenly matched, neither is able to gain an advantage over the other. The two form rank once again, bruised but otherwise unharmed.
DoubleX's Daykill attempt failed.
Daykill 2: Artifice
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Pure, in its general form, is acting with selfless intentions whilst living a life of proactive, correct and logical choices where blame is nonexistent and there replaced with gratitude.
Join the Pure Alliance! For fun, making friends, and the purification of your soul!
Every *TBD*, right here, we discuss cute things over some healthy green tea.
Pure, in its general form, is acting with selfless intentions whilst living a life of proactive, correct and logical choices where blame is nonexistent and there replaced with gratitude.
Join the Pure Alliance! For fun, making friends, and the purification of your soul!
Every *TBD*, right here, we discuss cute things over some healthy green tea.
Pure, in its general form, is acting with selfless intentions whilst living a life of proactive, correct and logical choices where blame is nonexistent and there replaced with gratitude.
Join the Pure Alliance! For fun, making friends, and the purification of your soul!
Every *TBD*, right here, we discuss cute things over some healthy green tea.
And in Zindistan, we have only one law: Lynch all Archmages Eternal.
Vote: AE.
(Let's see who I've played with before...hmm, AE (of course) Art and Yanni once each, and according to gimmick Miss Molly, I've played with his/her/its main at least once.)
Zindabad you were the last one to confirm your PM. Shame
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And in Zindistan, we have only one law: Lynch all Archmages Eternal.
Vote: AE.
(Let's see who I've played with before...hmm, AE (of course) Art and Yanni once each, and according to gimmick Miss Molly, I've played with his/her/its main at least once.)
Modkill:Zindabad
Alright Chaps, let's lay down a few ground rules here.
Now I don't like liars, and I don't like those who try and stop me whilst I'm walking.
1. Do not stop me whilst I'm walking, or I'll cut your ****ing jacobs off.
2. All Liars will be "dispatched" in the form of duct tape, plastic bags, and pigs.
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Modkill:Zindabad
Alright Chaps, let's lay down a few ground rules here.
Now I don't like liars, and I don't like those who try and stop me whilst I'm walking.
1. Do not stop me whilst I'm walking, or I'll cut your ****ing jacobs off.
2. All Liars will be "dispatched" in the form of duct tape, plastic bags, and pigs.
Duct tape in Ancient Greece?
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Welcome to Mafia, hereby known as 300. The first rule of 300 is: you do not talk about 300. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about 300! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, then there lynched. Fourth rule: only two posters to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Mafia, you have to fight.
Welcome to Mafia, hereby known as 300. The first rule of 300 is: you do not talk about 300. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about 300! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, then there lynched. Fourth rule: only two posters to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Mafia, you have to fight.
First rule of roleplaying, call whoever doesn't get your role playing an idiot.
Macius is an idiot for placing myself in the filthy Americas fighting with Americans. I don't fight, I'm a bookie, we fix the fights.
Excuse me, I've got a bare buckle boxing match and I need to go do some convincing.
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First rule of roleplaying, call whoever doesn't get your role playing an idiot.
Macius is an idiot for placing myself in the filthy Americas fighting with Americans. I don't fight, I'm a bookie, we fix the fights.
Excuse me, I've got a bare buckle boxing match and I need to go do some convincing.
im ripping off fight club. has nothing to do with the game right now. As soon as RVS and RPS is over, ill go to my role
Fight Club was a hideous film anyways. Full of cliches that appeal to 14 year old wannabes.
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Oh, me and AI have been PM-ing our thoughts on how the game will go out. He dropped a few hints here and there
But seriously it was in the first post before he edited it out because zind confirmed.
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Back when I was a kid, we through sticks at hipster posers like you.
Hipster, noun
A common insult to give when someone doesn't like something you like.
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Gamber's fallacy...again.... And no, I'm going for the longest streak of town in history. Apparently Loran16 holds it for the moment, but at this rate.
@Mod: You're a sadistic troll. 'Nuff said And I'm pretty sure thats a cistern, not a well, that the messenger gets kicked into (for historical accuracy, right DoubleX? heh)
Also: @ Emo P' being kicked down the hole. Hilarious! (Oh wait, he's my other mod.... I take it back! :embarrass:)
Kicks Artifice into a bottomless pit.......er, Vote:Artifice.
I'm curious, how many day have you been waiting to use that image? LOL
Also is anyone else sad that its against our roles to make all the obvious jokes? I mean one of our own got "Sparta Kicked" (Google it, urbandictionary is dumb fun)
And in Zindistan, we have only one law: Lynch all Archmages Eternal.
Vote: AE.
(Let's see who I've played with before...hmm, AE (of course) Art and Yanni once each, and according to gimmick Miss Molly, I've played with his/her/its main at least once.)
False Dichotomy, False Geography, False false false! Also, are Mod's of Specialties allowed to play Basics?!
That being said, you and AE have... history? Of wow. The fun this game shall be. Like a square dance. I already have the partners all lined up....
Modkill:Zindabad
Alright Chaps, let's lay down a few ground rules here.
Now I don't like liars, and I don't like those who try and stop me whilst I'm walking.
1. Do not stop me whilst I'm walking, or I'll cut your ****ing jacobs off.
2. All Liars will be "dispatched" in the form of duct tape, plastic bags, and pigs.
Welcome to Mafia, hereby known as 300. The first rule of 300 is: you do not talk about 300. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about 300! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, then there lynched. Fourth rule: only two posters to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Mafia, you have to fight.
Fight Club was a hideous film anyways. Full of cliches that appeal to 14 year old wannabes.
You, sir, do not understand the genius that is Chuck Palahniuk, and for that I pity you. He's local to me, and brilliant. Met him once, and he smelled of teriyaki beef. (Ask me some day, I'll type up the story.) Oh, and read Haunted, its gross but good, and see/read Choke. Again, 'Nuff said.
A common insult to give when someone doesn't like something you like.
DoubleX, noun
Someone with all of the characteristics of a dog, except loyalty.
Looks like we've got our day 1 Dispatch Errol.
OOC, the only famous director I've met was Ritchie Guy. I met him at a Cafe in England just after RockNRolla (his worst movie) came out when I was over there.
He's a really nice guy. He bought me coffee
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@Artifice, I heard the novel was even worse than the film from other sources . So I never even bothered. But if you sing that much praise to it I'll add it to my reading list. I don't think I'll get around to it before the year turns over though.
Nico, she was a Warhol whore who was an actor/model, she has a truly unique voice. Sang some songs for The Velvet Underground and then some solo.
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Join the Pure Alliance! For fun, making friends, and the purification of your soul!
Every *TBD*, right here, we discuss cute things over some healthy green tea.
DoubleX, noun
Someone with all of the characteristics of a dog, except loyalty.
Looks like we've got our day 1 Dispatch Errol.
OOC, the only famous director I've met was Ritchie Guy. I met him at a Cafe in England just after RockNRolla (his worst movie) came out when I was over there.
He's a really nice guy. He bought me coffee
First of all, Errol?
Did that bloody bird deliver Rubeus Hagrid's pardon yet?
Vote Miss Molly for spaming the thread and other obvious Spartan traits
You two know each other...? And did you see my question yet? I'm not playing "Guess the Gimmick," promise. I just want your familiarity with the game so I know how much you know about what you know, you know?
@Artifice, I heard the novel was even worse than the film from other sources . So I never even bothered. But if you sing that much praise to it I'll add it to my reading list. I don't think I'll get around to it before the year turns over though. {/quote] Your more intimate sources probably know your tastes better than I do. That being said, yeah I still love it.
[quote]Nico, she was a Warhol whore who was an actor/model, she has a truly unique voice. Sang some songs for The Velvet Underground and then some solo.
Warhol whore who was who we were. Alliterative of me, no? I gave the link a click. Different for sure. You, sir, have some eclectic tastes.
Leonidas grew up as all Spartan warriors do. When he was ten, he was taken from his family and conscripted into a merciless war camp. There, he was forced to lie, cheat, and steal simply to survive. He and the other boys were commanded to kill their enemies rather than take them prisoner, and quickly learned that it was more honorable to die than to surrender.
One night, in the cold of winter, Leonidas underwent a rite of passage. He hunted a feral wolf, a beast at least twice his size and weight. He was armed only with a wooden spear, a weapon hardly more potent than a sharp stick. But Leonidas had no fear. He knew that he was destined for greatness, and nothing, not even this deadly creature, could stand in his way. With nerves of steel, Leonidas thrust his lance as the wolf leaped, impaling his foe through its mouth and cementing his place among the ranks of Spartan soldiers.
Over the years, Leonidas proved his worth and skill in battle, rising through the ranks until one day, he was selected by the Spartan Council as their new King. Now, King Leonidas of Sparta commands a force of the strongest, most savage warriors in the world. But there is an army from the east moving toward Greece, an army rumored to number in the millions. The Persians are coming, and Sparta will never be the same.
Welcome to [Basic #48] 300 Mafia, a game for 12 players.
Reviewer: Emo Pinata
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Pro-Sparta players are Mafia.
Fighting in the Shade (2/12):
3. Artifice 101 - Dilios (Mafia Goon)
4. zindabad -King Leonidas of Sparta (Mafia One-Shot Unlynchable)
Dining in Hell (10/12):
0. Emo Pinata - Messenger (Town Vanilla), introduced to Sparta Pregame.
2. Yanni - Archer (Town Vanilla), lynched Day One.
11. pinkfloyd - Councilman Theron (Town Cop), speared Night One.
1. Archmage Eternal - Queen Gorgo (Mafia Roleblocker), decapitated Night One.
8. Prophylaxis - God-King Xerxes (Town One-Shot Bulletproof), lynched Day Two.
5. tordeck r. DonQuixote - Ephialtes (Town Doctor), speared Night Two.
6. Iso r. pinkys_brain - Executioner (Town Vanilla), decapitated Night Two.
9. Toastboy r. Macius - Black Powder Bomber (Town Vanilla), lynched Day Three.
7. tezzeret12 r. DoubleX - War Beast Rider (Town Vanilla), killed in Endgame.
10. Burstinatrix r. Miss Molly - Immortal (Town Two-Shot Vigilante), killed in Endgame.
12. Digicooldad - Solider (Town Vanilla), killed in Endgame.
1. Iso2. tordeck
3. Burstinatrix
4. tezzeret12
5. DJ Catchem
Pythias (/spectate; 3):
1. Sir Mu
2. ganderin_dan
3. kill-joy
Let's get this game going!
It began one year ago.
A Persian messenger, accompanied by a handful of bodyguards, rode into Sparta. Councilman Theron greeted him at the gates and led him to meet the King and Queen. As the messenger opened his mouth to speak, he found himself interrupted by Leonidas.
"Before you speak, Persian, know that in Sparta everyone, even a king's messenger, is held accountable for the words of his voice. Now, what message do you bring?" he asked.
"Earth and water," replied the messenger.
"You rode all the way from Persia for earth and water?"
"Don't be coy or stupid, Persian. You can afford neither in Sparta," said Queen Gorgo.
"What makes this woman think she can speak among men?" seethed the messenger to Leonidas.
"Because only Spartan women give birth to real men," retorted Gorgo.
"Let us walk to cool our tongues," suggested Leonidas.
"If you value your lives over complete annihilation, listen carefully, Leonidas. Xerxes conquers and controls everything he rests his eyes upon. He leads an army so massive, it shakes the ground with its march. So vast, it drinks the rivers dry. All the God-King Xerxes requires is this: A simple offering of earth and water, a token of Sparta's submission to the will of Xerxes," intoned the messenger.
"Submission...now that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it the Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then-"
"We must be diplomatic," implored Theron.
"And, of course, Spartans have their reputation to consider," continued Leonidas.
"Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king," threatened the messenger.
At this, Leonidas paused. He looked down and felt the wind rushing past his cloak. He looked up and saw Spartan fields sprawling before him, snow-frosted mountains framing the majestic landscape. He looked at the women and children whose fates hung in the balance, including his own nine-year-old son. Lastly, he looked at his queen, the lovely Gorgo. Contemplating the Persian's words "earth and water," Leonidas made up his mind. Drawing his sword, Leonidas pointed it at the messenger's throat. Spartans all around them drew their weapons and surrounded the messenger's bodyguards.
"Madman. You're a madman," cried the messenger.
"Earth and water. You'll find plenty of both down there," said Leonidas, indicating the well behind the Persian.
"No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger."
"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death. Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same."
"This is blasphemy. This is madness!"
At this, Leonidas lowered his blade and turned to face his queen. Gorgo simply stared back, then lifted her head in assent. This was all Leonidas needed.
"Madness?" he asked softly. "This is Sparta!"
With those words, Leonidas kicked the messenger in the chest, sending him plummeting down hundreds of feet to his death. His bodyguards were stabbed and slashed before meeting the same fate. Leonidas did not watch; his mind was already consumed with thoughts of the war to come.
Now, one year later, the armies of Xerxes have come to destroy and enslave the remaining free Greeks. Leonidas leads his 300 soldiers into battle against hundreds of thousands of Persians. He plans to funnel them into Thermopylae, the Hot Gates, where their numbers will count for nothing. The Aegean will be red with blood.
Emo Pinata has been killed in the Pregame.
He was Messenger (Town Vanilla).
It is now Day One.
With 12 alive, it's 7 votes to lynch.
Day One will end no later than 11:59 PM EST Monday, October 17th.
Daykill: Artifice
Bound to be scum eventually
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No sooner does the first wave of Persians crash against the Spartan phalanx than DoubleX charges Artifice 101. A blade meets a shield, a fist meets a cheek. Evenly matched, neither is able to gain an advantage over the other. The two form rank once again, bruised but otherwise unharmed.
DoubleX's Daykill attempt failed.
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething Spicywait, doesnt that prove arti is scum...... or DoubleX is scum????
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyDaykill 2: Artifice
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It proves nothing, just fun flavor.
Clarifying...
Daykill 2: Artifice
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No.
DoubleX's Daykill attempt failed.
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540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyAnd in Zindistan, we have only one law: Lynch all Archmages Eternal.
Vote: AE.
(Let's see who I've played with before...hmm, AE (of course) Art and Yanni once each, and according to gimmick Miss Molly, I've played with his/her/its main at least once.)
"...a talisman against all evil, so long as you obey me."
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Modkill:Zindabad
Alright Chaps, let's lay down a few ground rules here.
Now I don't like liars, and I don't like those who try and stop me whilst I'm walking.
1. Do not stop me whilst I'm walking, or I'll cut your ****ing jacobs off.
2. All Liars will be "dispatched" in the form of duct tape, plastic bags, and pigs.
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Duct tape in Ancient Greece?
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Rule 1.
Don't stop me whilst I'm walking.
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Welcome to Mafia, hereby known as 300. The first rule of 300 is: you do not talk about 300. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about 300! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, then there lynched. Fourth rule: only two posters to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Mafia, you have to fight.
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyFirst rule of roleplaying, call whoever doesn't get your role playing an idiot.
Macius is an idiot for placing myself in the filthy Americas fighting with Americans. I don't fight, I'm a bookie, we fix the fights.
Excuse me, I've got a bare buckle boxing match and I need to go do some convincing.
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im ripping off fight club. has nothing to do with the game right now. As soon as RVS and RPS is over, ill go to my role
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyYou fool.
You're on thin ****ing ice Macius, and I'll be under it when it breaks.
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not smart....im a big guy. if the ice breaks, you'll be a sack of jell-o.
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething Spicyrandom vote some player.......blah, blah blah.
Sillyness all in the thread. Oh joy.
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i watched once when i was awake one night. i liked it, but im not in a rush to watch again
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyBack when I was a kid, we through sticks at hipster posers like you.
Macius, you've got all the qualities of a dog, including loyalty.
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Thats right. I come out kicking and punching.
Lynch all lurkers!! Zindabad you can't law lynch me. I'm lawless!!!
I have one rule. I hammer Zindabad. No one else has that privilege. Got it?
Inside info? Where do you get this from? igmeoy
I'll cut your friggn' legs off!!
They hate us cause they ain't us.
Oh, me and AI have been PM-ing our thoughts on how the game will go out. He dropped a few hints here and there
But seriously it was in the first post before he edited it out because zind confirmed.
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Well well Errol, looks like we've found the traitor in the group.
Vote:Doublex
get the pigs ready.
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Hipster, noun
A common insult to give when someone doesn't like something you like.
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@Mod: You're a sadistic troll. 'Nuff said And I'm pretty sure thats a cistern, not a well, that the messenger gets kicked into (for historical accuracy, right DoubleX? heh)
Also: @ Emo P' being kicked down the hole. Hilarious! (Oh wait, he's my other mod.... I take it back! :embarrass:)
I'm curious, how many day have you been waiting to use that image? LOL
Also is anyone else sad that its against our roles to make all the obvious jokes? I mean one of our own got "Sparta Kicked" (Google it, urbandictionary is dumb fun)
False Dichotomy, False Geography, False false false! Also, are Mod's of Specialties allowed to play Basics?!
That being said, you and AE have... history? Of wow. The fun this game shall be. Like a square dance. I already have the partners all lined up....
Seriously? A non-flavor roleplay?
You will want it, trust me
Agreed. His name was Robert Paulson.
WTBleep is an RPS?
You, sir, do not understand the genius that is Chuck Palahniuk, and for that I pity you. He's local to me, and brilliant. Met him once, and he smelled of teriyaki beef. (Ask me some day, I'll type up the story.) Oh, and read Haunted, its gross but good, and see/read Choke. Again, 'Nuff said.
Editted? Or un-editted?
LOL @ Lynch all lurkers. You ain't wrong. I barely remembered I had played in a game with zinda before until it was mentioned.
It was in the OP that we were waiting on zinda... I was not surprised, nor do I think this will be the last time. Bugs me. Ah well.
Can I watch? Hey, that duct tape might come in handy!
Oh yeah: blah blah, vote someone, unvote someone, blah.
@Prophy', Miss Molly, and Don Q': Experience with this game please? Everyone else I think I have a grasp on or know where to find.
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DoubleX, noun
Someone with all of the characteristics of a dog, except loyalty.
Looks like we've got our day 1 Dispatch Errol.
OOC, the only famous director I've met was Ritchie Guy. I met him at a Cafe in England just after RockNRolla (his worst movie) came out when I was over there.
He's a really nice guy. He bought me coffee
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540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyNico, she was a Warhol whore who was an actor/model, she has a truly unique voice. Sang some songs for The Velvet Underground and then some solo.
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Usually when we see the RVS, we also have a Random Posting Stage
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyAlso, better claim now Yanni, you are at L-6!
LOL
oh schnap,
Vote: Kermit the Frog, it aint easy being green is it you puppet frog
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyUnvote, Vote: Kermit the Frog, for same reasons
forgot i voted artifice
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyAnd I cbf role flavor playing in this game.
LOL
why, kermit must die
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyDid that bloody bird deliver Rubeus Hagrid's pardon yet?
Second, I kinda liked RockNRolla
You two know each other...? And did you see my question yet? I'm not playing "Guess the Gimmick," promise. I just want your familiarity with the game so I know how much you know about what you know, you know?
Warhol whore who was who we were. Alliterative of me, no? I gave the link a click. Different for sure. You, sir, have some eclectic tastes.
Who's "we?" Never heard that term
You vote Yanni... because you are happy with him...?
Schnapps? Is it too high school and ghetto of me to say, "Yes please?"
And you forgot you voted me.... Well this game should be fantastic. We're already playing sloppy.
Ok... Um whut?
cbf? Can I use a lifeline, Regis?
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LOL
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OR CBFC that's "Can't be ****ed, ****"
.... I should copy mark that ****, nah **** off ****!
LOL
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LOL
At least you aren't posting in outside characters
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