Welcome to Scranton, PA, where you're part of a typical, small-business paper company. Despite the rest of your company crumbling around you, the Scranton branch always seems to persist through all the strife in the cutthroat, paper-pushing world. Even with some hairbrain management, constant drama, and certain... undesirables coming in and out of the branch, you've consistently been the most productive branch in Dunder Mifflin.
Unfortunately, there may be some conspirators in your midst. Your competitors may have managed to sway some of your coworkers' interests. Those big-wigs at Staples have never managed to stomp your branch out of competition, but the best way to break up such a close-knit family may be from within.
There will be no killing here, but having to jettison people you've come to know so well may well be killing your relationships. But you have to keep the best interests of the Office in mind.
(For reference, future flavor will come from the 1st person, not a narrator's perspective as above.)
Welcome to The Office Mafia, a Basic game for 12 players.
Reviewer: AsianInvasion
(Rehashed from AsianInvasion, stolen from Toastboy, piked from Ecophagy, pilfered from loran16, stolen from Some One, stolen from Stormblind, stolen from CropCircles, stolen from carrion pigeons, who stole them from loran16, who then stole them from SorryGuy, who retrieved them courteously from Xyre, who jacked them from Jobie, who stole them from Puzzle, but Puzzle stole them from Crippled_Fist, who stole them from Ljustus, who stole them from carrion pigeons, who copyrighted them from CropCircles, who first pirated them from Puzzle, who got them in a private message from Halo_Freak):
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9. Once you’re dead, you’re dead, so stop posting please. A single ‘bah’ post is permissible.
10. Even after you are dead, please refrain from discussing the game or your role with anyone, even other players who have also been eliminated. If you have any questions about this rule, please ask.
11. If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 72-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Otherwise, you may be prodded or replaced.
12. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. The game will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice in time, tough! No choice will be made.
13. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded.
14. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold your request so that your moderator can see it more clearly.
15. In order to keep this game moving, everyone is expected to post at least once every two to three days and if you don't, you may be replaced or modkilled WITHOUT WARNING, whatever your side.
16. In the event of a Day ending with a deadline instead of a lynch, No Lynch will occur.
17. The Town Win Condition is: Eliminated all conspirators from the Office. There will be no win condition listed in any town role PM.
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Dwight: You heard the man! Let's go people! Move your nonathletic carcasses!
Stanley: Wonder what this one's about.
Phyllis: This should be good, he looks really upset.
*Passing conversation*
INT: CONFERENCE ROOM
Angela: What's this about, Michael?
Pam: Yea, normally we're at Threat Level: Plaid when you're so urgent, Michael.
Michael: Normally, that would be true. But this is even worse.
Kevin: How bad is it?
Michael (clearly frustrated): What do you think, Kevin? We're at...
(simultaneous)
Jim (lipsyncing): Threat Level: Midnight.
Michael (off-camera): Threat Level: Midnight. (camera pans back to Michael)
Someone is trying to sabotage the office!
*Assorted grumbling*
Stanley: Yeah, right.
Dwight (pulling paper out of pocket): I have a list here of every potential conspirator: Erin, Jim, Pam, Dwight, Angela, Stanley, Darryl, Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, Kelly, Creed, Toby...
Michael (interrupting, exclaiming): TOBY! I KNEW IT!
Toby: Now Michael, let's not jump to any conclusions. These are some serious allegations you're presenting here.
Michael: Yea, but we all know it's your fault, because everything else is always your fault.
Jim (to Pam, muttering): Because that makes total sense.
(Pam nods in agreement)
Michael: Even with Toby accounted for, I think there's more than one culprit. Probably three of them, to be exact.
Oscar: And just how exactly do you come to assume that?
Michael: Call it a hunch.
Phyllis: Last time you had a hunch, you thought the mob had put a hit onto you.
*Laughter*
Michael (clearly upset): Phyllis, c'mon! We're talking life or death situations here!
*Silence*
Michael: We have to figure out who these people are, why they're trying to destroy us, and what is motivating them to turn against us.
Kelly: Andy, you sure have been quiet during all this. Normally you'd be right behind Michael when he comes up with one of these... theories.
Andy: Uh, uhm, well... the Nard Dog is speechless that something like this has happened in (baby talk) our wittle office.
(Everyone stares at Andy, who is fidgeting increasingly)
Andy: I, uh...
Michael: He's getting my recommendation for Regional Manager when I leave.
*Confusion, outrage*
Darryl: What?
(Jim stares blankly into the camera)
Gabe: Well, that was unexpected.
Stanley: I can't believe it.
Ryan: Eh... good choice.
Michael (to Andy, under his breath): My office, now, go go go.
(regular volume) We'll be right back.
(Michael takes Andy to his office)
INT: MICHAEL'S OFFICE
Michael: We need to give them a bit of time to cool off.
Andy: What do we do?
Michael: Well, we have to make an example out of someone. Show everyone we mean business with this. There is a serious danger to the office right now.
Andy: Are you sure this is the right thing to do?
Michael: I've never been so sure of anything in my entire life.
Andy: If you say so. Have you got any leads yet?
Michael: Besides the obvious *coughTobycough* I have a couple other suspects in mind.
INT: CONFERENCE ROOM
Erin: I'm happy for Andy. I'm glad he got the job.
Kelly: Yea, sure, whatever. I wonder what they're talking about in there?
*Random commotion*
Andy & Michael walk back in
Dwight: How did he get it?
Michael: Shut up, Dwight. We have more important things to worry about right now. Like Creed.
All: Creed?
Creed: What's up, boss?
Michael: Don't play ignorant with me, Creed. I know you've been taking money from Office Depot.
Creed: What?
Michael (moving towards Creed): I've seen the receipts! I know about the gift certificates!
Creed: You... you know about that? Look, Catherine Zeta-Jones!
(Creed bursts out the door, Michael quickly gives chase. Everyone else dashes to the window besides Oscar, who walks out of the conference room.)
EXT: PARKING LOT
Michael (Yelling): And don't come back! You're fired!
(Creed speeds away in his car)
INT: CONFERENCE ROOM
Oscar: These receipts were for keyboards and computer mice. He won them from an in-store promotion, he wasn't even buying paper!
Pam: I guess Michael's really on edge about this... he hasn't fired anyone since the merge.
*Mindless chatter*
(Michael walks back inside, panting)
Michael: See! *pant, pant* I knew it!
Angela: Michael, he won those gift certificates onl...
Michael (interrupting): No. No no no. He wouldn't have run away if he had nothing to hide!*gasp, inhale*
Ryan: We all know how paranoid Creed is. He would've up and ran if we told him there was a bird on his car.
Michael: I don't care. I'm right, and you're all going to work on it until all these conspirators are caught.
(Stanley gets up, and walks towards the door)
Stanley: Ok, Michael. I'm going back to work.
Michael: No you are not. Andy, c'mon. My office.
(Andy and Michael walk out, and lock the outside doors)
*Chaos, yelling*
Michael: Come to a decision by five! Give us a name!
(Michael locks himself and Andy into his office)
SCENE
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Creed - Vanilla Town
Nobody really knows anything about you, other than the facts that you had 9 toes and fulfill some position in the Office. Who knows if you have the Office's best interests in mind or not?
Regardless, even if you had any skills worth noting, your old age has pushed you to the point where all you have is your vote.
I'm pretty sure this is one of those games that you can't flavorgame, like #53.
Also Vote: Void
Sorry for being wrong that game...
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Never was a fan, Minstrel. Scriabin and Chopin are my favorites.
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Okay, first of all, you're misrepresenting what I said. no where in that post did I say I was inexperienced, just that I'm awful.
Second, back in the day, I nearly always opened the RVS with a self vote, and reminding people I'm terrible at mafia.
Misrepresenting a random vote stage post.
Pretty terrible early. Nice to have a legitimate vote early UnVote, Vote TheMinstrel
That is quite a blatant OMGUS. However, if you provide links to at least a good portion of the games you have played, I am willing to reverse my stance for the time being.
That is quite a blatant OMGUS. However, if you provide links to at least a good portion of the games you have played, I am willing to reverse my stance for the time being.
before I waste 10 minutes finding my old games links and putting them in the thread, do tell me why you Ignoring the fact that your post misrepresented a random vote stage vote, and instead just accusing me of voting you cause you're voting me, ignoring what I said. I posed VALID complaints towards you, and you ignored them. that's what I'd call OMGUS.
instead of responding to the accusation I posed towards you of misrepresentation, which you did actually do, you're demanding I search the forum for my old games, and you'll drop. Not is this something you can do yourself, because you can do it your self, I have absolutely no reason to lie, since it's public knowledge.
I posed VALID complaints towards you, and you ignored them. that's what I'd call OMGUS.
Pardon me if I'm reading this wrong, but since he voted you first, how can he be the one who is OMGUSing? Ignoring what someone says isn't OMGUS. It can be frustrating and rude, but you aren't accusing him of either of those.
Pardon me if I'm reading this wrong, but since he voted you first, how can he be the one who is OMGUSing? Ignoring what someone says isn't OMGUS. It can be frustrating and rude, but you aren't accusing him of either of those.
OMGUS is voting someone simply because they are voting you. I have debunked his attacks on me, so, atm, I have valid accusations posed to him, which he ignored, and is still voting me. the roles have reversed. Unless he wants to pose something else to me, then his Baseless vote is relegated to that position, or at least in my understanding of the term that I haven't used in a year and a half.
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before I waste 10 minutes finding my old games links and putting them in the thread,
The titles of the aforementioned games would suffice, and then I'd waste my own time instead.
do tell me why you Ignoring the fact that your post misrepresented a random vote stage vote,
Votes made during the Random Vote Stage still have a meaning behind them, and the meaning behind yours made me believe that you were scum.
and instead just accusing me of voting you cause you're voting me, ignoring what I said. I posed VALID complaints towards you, and you ignored them. that's what I'd call OMGUS.
I would not venture to say that is OMGUS, but I shall address your previous post in this one as well.
instead of responding to the accusation I posed towards you of misrepresentation, which you did actually do, you're demanding I search the forum for my old games, and you'll drop. Not is this something you can do yourself, because you can do it your self, I have absolutely no reason to lie, since it's public knowledge.
I could quite certainly search through every single game thread for your name, but that would take even longer. All I ask for are the names, and then I shall search for them and make my judgement.
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Now as I just promised a few moments previous, a response to your earlier statements:
Okay, first of all, you're misrepresenting what I said. no where in that post did I say I was inexperienced, just that I'm awful.
I shall concede that I misrepresented the situation in attempt to speak in character, as inexperienced sounds suitably intellectual. Nevertheless, I posit that you are attempting to make us believe that you are a bad player, which would make it easier for us to turn from a case on you.
Second, back in the day, I nearly always opened the RVS with a self vote, and reminding people I'm terrible at mafia.
Now this part I have responded to, but I will reiterate what I had previously said again: I shall like to see some examples if you are to meta yourself.
Misrepresenting a random vote stage post.
I do not agree at all; I feel that the reasons I have stated are valid.
Pretty terrible early. Nice to have a legitimate vote early UnVote, Vote TheMinstrel
I must say that this vote certainly feels like an OMGUS vote, and if a man speaks the tongue of ducks, and that same man waddles on land, then it is a safe assumption that the man is not a man, and is in fact a duck.
The titles of the aforementioned games would suffice, and then I'd waste my own time instead.
Votes made during the Random Vote Stage still have a meaning behind them, and the meaning behind yours made me believe that you were scum.
I would not venture to say that is OMGUS, but I shall address your previous post in this one as well.
I could quite certainly search through every single game thread for your name, but that would take even longer. All I ask for are the names, and then I shall search for them and make my judgement.
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Now as I just promised a few moments previous, a response to your earlier statements:
I shall concede that I misrepresented the situation in attempt to speak in character, as inexperienced sounds suitably intellectual. Nevertheless, I posit that you are attempting to make us believe that you are a bad player, which would make it easier for us to turn from a case on you.
Now this part I have responded to, but I will reiterate what I had previously said again: I shall like to see some examples if you are to meta yourself.
I do not agree at all; I feel that the reasons I have stated are valid.
I must say that this vote certainly feels like an OMGUS vote, and if a man speaks the tongue of ducks, and that same man waddles on land, then it is a safe assumption that the man is not a man, and is in fact a duck.
Flavor and sample role PM are up in the second post. Due to the flavor being much longer than I anticipated, it's spoilered for your reading convenience. Waypoints to the votecounts and any other major events will also be added to the OP.
(You should read the flavor though. It's pretty awesome.)
Flavor and sample role PM are up in the second post. Due to the flavor being much longer than I anticipated, it's spoilered for your reading convenience. Waypoints to the votecounts and any other major events will also be added to the OP.
(You should read the flavor though. It's pretty awesome.)
When ITU started posting I was thinking "Great! He's actually going to try to contribute to this game!" even though what he posted seemed like nonsense.
And now he pulls his disappearance act
I really hope this doesn't turn out like Zodiac.
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Damnation studios!
P9 - VT - Win
Zodiac - Doublevoter - Loss
Starcraft - VT - Loss
The Office - Mafia Rolecop - Win
1984 - VT - Vigged - Loss
Quantum - Lynched D1 Alpha Mafia - Win
Mean Girls - Town Masonizer Replaced into lynch - Loss
Startrek Voyager - Backup JOAT - Loss
Boardgame - VT- Loss
Ghost Story - VT - (replaced in)
Smalltown Animaniacs - Delay Doc - Loss
Kill Bill - One-shot Vig - Loss
Magical Girls -
Mr Potato Head -
EBWODP: He is playing way differently than Zodiac, mostly in the sense that he is playing at all. I don't have enough to read from yet to firmly peg him as anything, but for now:
FoS InventTheUniverse
I'm curious as to how he responds to this.
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Damnation studios!
P9 - VT - Win
Zodiac - Doublevoter - Loss
Starcraft - VT - Loss
The Office - Mafia Rolecop - Win
1984 - VT - Vigged - Loss
Quantum - Lynched D1 Alpha Mafia - Win
Mean Girls - Town Masonizer Replaced into lynch - Loss
Startrek Voyager - Backup JOAT - Loss
Boardgame - VT- Loss
Ghost Story - VT - (replaced in)
Smalltown Animaniacs - Delay Doc - Loss
Kill Bill - One-shot Vig - Loss
Magical Girls -
Mr Potato Head -
When ITU started posting I was thinking "Great! He's actually going to try to contribute to this game!" even though what he posted seemed like nonsense.
And now he pulls his disappearance act
I really hope this doesn't turn out like Zodiac.
Sorry guys, school happened. I'm writing up an actual post now.
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Decks: M12 UW Preconstructed -- Drafted GW
Skill level: Low
Money to buy new cards: Nonexistent
He spelled my name the same way he did in the last game we were in. I thought he did this intentionally, so I referenced the game to continue the joke.
@ITU:
Why do you believe the attack personal? Why did you unvote Tezz just to vote for him again?
I believe the attack is personal because he's done nothing but post accusations and no reasoning. I unvoted him because my first post was a joke, and I didn't actually want to vote him until he kept pressing and provided no explaination.
I'll ask again, in case he misses it: @MzztrTetris: Why do you think I'm scum?
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Okay, first of all, you're misrepresenting what I said. no where in that post did I say I was inexperienced, just that I'm awful.
ME TOO
TERRIBLE PLAYERS UNITE
Nothing particularly interesting is happening. I completely believe IU right now and Tezz needs to explain himself more.
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Pure, in its general form, is acting with selfless intentions whilst living a life of proactive, correct and logical choices where blame is nonexistent and there replaced with gratitude.
Join the Pure Alliance! For fun, making friends, and the purification of your soul!
Every *TBD*, right here, we discuss cute things over some healthy green tea.
I shall concede that I misrepresented the situation in attempt to speak in character, as inexperienced sounds suitably intellectual. Nevertheless, I posit that you are attempting to make us believe that you are a bad player, which would make it easier for us to turn from a case on you.
Okay, sure, you say I'm making you try to believe I'm a bad play, i'll go with that. if that were the case, I'd have been hoping the everyone then stoped reading my posts my posts for the rest of the game? what would it acomplish if people were dumb enough to have believe me to be a terrible player from a single random vote, nothing.
I must say that this vote certainly feels like an OMGUS vote, and if a man speaks the tongue of ducks, and that same man waddles on land, then it is a safe assumption that the man is not a man, and is in fact a duck.
You're WHOLE reason for a vote was a random vote. you placed a baseless vote, and when i called you out on it, you called me OMGUS, sure you're responding to me now, but you COMPLETLY ignored valid responses.
I just don't think that analyzing RVS posts is doing good - the posts are obviously random and have little analyzing effect on the game.
this is moronic. the reason for the RVS is to give people things to analase early. without it, we would all have nothing to say, since nothing's been said. even if analysis during RVS is useless at best, we can analaise the analysis that was done and go from there.
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I like that Mrtzz has now given something for ITU to respond to, I'll refrain from comenting on it untll he's had a chance to respond first.
I thought you made a joke (a pretty good one, in fact). So I responded. You can't actually believe I think you're scum because of a recurring typo, can you?
I'm not voting you because you're voting me. I'm voting you because of the way you're voting, regardless of who it is. You quoted me, voted, and told me to die. If you had included any form of reasoning, I'd have moved on. The fact that we had to push you for answers doesn't look good to me.
And I don’t make personal attacks on anyone. Meta attacks, yes, but not personal attacks.
Yeah, personal was definitely the wrong word, and I apologize for that. The fact that you were on me from the beginning and that most of your examples of why come from after your vote say to me that something less simple than "he acted scummy so I voted for him" is going on.
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You took this blatant joke seriously? Wow. Look who's trying to hard.
The rest of your case is pretty much grasping, but I appreciate the early discussion, get's the game running swiftly and gives me stuff to get reads from.
I don't like Prophylaxis reaction and explanation. I'm not good at getting correct reads so far in my career, and I read him incredibly wrong last game, so he's probably town
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Damnation studios!
P9 - VT - Win
Zodiac - Doublevoter - Loss
Starcraft - VT - Loss
The Office - Mafia Rolecop - Win
1984 - VT - Vigged - Loss
Quantum - Lynched D1 Alpha Mafia - Win
Mean Girls - Town Masonizer Replaced into lynch - Loss
Startrek Voyager - Backup JOAT - Loss
Boardgame - VT- Loss
Ghost Story - VT - (replaced in)
Smalltown Animaniacs - Delay Doc - Loss
Kill Bill - One-shot Vig - Loss
Magical Girls -
Mr Potato Head -
You took this blatant joke seriously? Wow. Look who's trying to hard.
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Tetris and Niv seem buddy-buddy. A little too buddy-buddy for my liking.
Tetris also seems mighty jumpy. fos tetris
@Tetris, you really tripping on this?
I've said one thing directed at tetris, and it was saying that his lack of reasoning for his vote on ITU looked poorley on him. how on earth is that "buddy buddy"?
Welcome to Scranton, PA, where you're part of a typical, small-business paper company. Despite the rest of your company crumbling around you, the Scranton branch always seems to persist through all the strife in the cutthroat, paper-pushing world. Even with some hairbrain management, constant drama, and certain... undesirables coming in and out of the branch, you've consistently been the most productive branch in Dunder Mifflin.
Unfortunately, there may be some conspirators in your midst. Your competitors may have managed to sway some of your coworkers' interests. Those big-wigs at Staples have never managed to stomp your branch out of competition, but the best way to break up such a close-knit family may be from within.
There will be no killing here, but having to jettison people you've come to know so well may well be killing your relationships. But you have to keep the best interests of the Office in mind.
(For reference, future flavor will come from the 1st person, not a narrator's perspective as above.)
Welcome to The Office Mafia, a Basic game for 12 players.
Reviewer: AsianInvasion
0. Ignorance is not an excuse. Know these rules and do not break them.
1. Bold your votes and unvotes please, this makes it easier for your moderator. They should look like this: Vote AsianInvasion.
2. If you are unvoting, please write Unvote AsianInvasion rather than just Unvote as this makes the vote counts easier and more accurate.
3. Any votes or unvotes not in bold will not be counted.
4. Do not communicate at night or day unless your role PM says otherwise.
5. Do not quote PMs or you will be modkilled. You may discuss the flavor and paraphrase it in your own words, but do not quote any PMs. This is your only warning.
6. Unvote before casting a new vote. Failure to unvote may result in the vote not being counted.
7. You may Vote: No Lynch, and a majority of these votes will end the day without a death.
8. Please do not edit or delete your posts no matter how stupid a mistake you made. This will get you modkilled. This is your only warning. I am a stickler on this.
9. Once you’re dead, you’re dead, so stop posting please. A single ‘bah’ post is permissible.
11. If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 72-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Otherwise, you may be prodded or replaced.
12. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. The game will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice in time, tough! No choice will be made.
13. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded.
14. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold your request so that your moderator can see it more clearly.
15. In order to keep this game moving, everyone is expected to post at least once every two to three days and if you don't, you may be replaced or modkilled WITHOUT WARNING, whatever your side.
16. In the event of a Day ending with a deadline instead of a lynch, No Lynch will occur.
17. The Town Win Condition is: Eliminated all conspirators from the Office. There will be no win condition listed in any town role PM.
18. HAVE FUN. This is not optional.
19. Lastly and most importantly: Respect us and the rest of the players; your moderator hopes to not have to modkill anyone.
4. Niv
11. Audinho
12. Seppel
InventTheUniverseGone: (3/12)
0. AsianInvasion - Creed - Vanilla Town (Ran out in the Pregame)
7. MzzrTetris - Erin - Vanilla Town (Fired Day One)
5. pinkys_brain
DigicoolDad- Dwight - Town Mason (Didn't show up for work Day Two)2. infectiousbaloth - Kelly - Town Tracker (Fired Day Two)
10. Lucid - Toby - Town Mason (Didn't show up for work Day Three)
3. Wheat_Grinder
TheMinstrel- Ryan - Vanilla Town (Fired Day Three)1. Prophylaxis (M. Artifice 101) - Oscar - Vanilla Town (Endgamed)
6. Void (M. Iso) - Pam - Vanilla Town (Endgamed)
8. DoubleX - Stanley - Vanilla Town (Endgamed)
9. Kpaca
sXe(M. pinkfloyd) - Phyllis - Town Bodyguard (Endgamed)0.
Corporate:
1. Wessel
2. Brinatoo
3. Mephit
Votecount #1
Dwight unscrews himself (VC #2)
Even vampires are afraid of some things (VC #3)
Votecount #4
Votecount #5
Votecount #6
Votecount #7
Votecount #8
Have a guwd day (VC #9)
VC #10, Erin is fired (MzztrTetris lynched)
Where's Kelly? (infectious_baloth lynched)
Vote/FoScount #12
Vote/FoScount #13
Vote/FoScount #14
Vote/FoScount #15
Votecount #16
Deadline implementation
Trust Issues (Finale)
INT: MAIN OFFICE - DAY ZERO
Dwight: You heard the man! Let's go people! Move your nonathletic carcasses!
Stanley: Wonder what this one's about.
Phyllis: This should be good, he looks really upset.
*Passing conversation*
INT: CONFERENCE ROOM
Angela: What's this about, Michael?
Pam: Yea, normally we're at Threat Level: Plaid when you're so urgent, Michael.
Michael: Normally, that would be true. But this is even worse.
Kevin: How bad is it?
Michael (clearly frustrated): What do you think, Kevin? We're at...
(simultaneous)
Jim (lipsyncing): Threat Level: Midnight.
Michael (off-camera): Threat Level: Midnight. (camera pans back to Michael)
Someone is trying to sabotage the office!
*Assorted grumbling*
Stanley: Yeah, right.
Dwight (pulling paper out of pocket): I have a list here of every potential conspirator: Erin, Jim, Pam, Dwight, Angela, Stanley, Darryl, Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, Kelly, Creed, Toby...
Michael (interrupting, exclaiming): TOBY! I KNEW IT!
Toby: Now Michael, let's not jump to any conclusions. These are some serious allegations you're presenting here.
Michael: Yea, but we all know it's your fault, because everything else is always your fault.
Jim (to Pam, muttering): Because that makes total sense.
(Pam nods in agreement)
Michael: Even with Toby accounted for, I think there's more than one culprit. Probably three of them, to be exact.
Oscar: And just how exactly do you come to assume that?
Michael: Call it a hunch.
Phyllis: Last time you had a hunch, you thought the mob had put a hit onto you.
*Laughter*
Michael (clearly upset): Phyllis, c'mon! We're talking life or death situations here!
*Silence*
Michael: We have to figure out who these people are, why they're trying to destroy us, and what is motivating them to turn against us.
Kelly: Andy, you sure have been quiet during all this. Normally you'd be right behind Michael when he comes up with one of these... theories.
Andy: Uh, uhm, well... the Nard Dog is speechless that something like this has happened in (baby talk) our wittle office.
(Everyone stares at Andy, who is fidgeting increasingly)
Andy: I, uh...
Michael: He's getting my recommendation for Regional Manager when I leave.
*Confusion, outrage*
Darryl: What?
(Jim stares blankly into the camera)
Gabe: Well, that was unexpected.
Stanley: I can't believe it.
Ryan: Eh... good choice.
Michael (to Andy, under his breath): My office, now, go go go.
(regular volume) We'll be right back.
(Michael takes Andy to his office)
INT: MICHAEL'S OFFICE
Michael: We need to give them a bit of time to cool off.
Andy: What do we do?
Michael: Well, we have to make an example out of someone. Show everyone we mean business with this. There is a serious danger to the office right now.
Andy: Are you sure this is the right thing to do?
Michael: I've never been so sure of anything in my entire life.
Andy: If you say so. Have you got any leads yet?
Michael: Besides the obvious *coughTobycough* I have a couple other suspects in mind.
INT: CONFERENCE ROOM
Erin: I'm happy for Andy. I'm glad he got the job.
Kelly: Yea, sure, whatever. I wonder what they're talking about in there?
*Random commotion*
Andy & Michael walk back in
Dwight: How did he get it?
Michael: Shut up, Dwight. We have more important things to worry about right now. Like Creed.
All: Creed?
Creed: What's up, boss?
Michael: Don't play ignorant with me, Creed. I know you've been taking money from Office Depot.
Creed: What?
Michael (moving towards Creed): I've seen the receipts! I know about the gift certificates!
Creed: You... you know about that? Look, Catherine Zeta-Jones!
(Creed bursts out the door, Michael quickly gives chase. Everyone else dashes to the window besides Oscar, who walks out of the conference room.)
EXT: PARKING LOT
Michael (Yelling): And don't come back! You're fired!
(Creed speeds away in his car)
INT: CONFERENCE ROOM
Oscar: These receipts were for keyboards and computer mice. He won them from an in-store promotion, he wasn't even buying paper!
Pam: I guess Michael's really on edge about this... he hasn't fired anyone since the merge.
*Mindless chatter*
(Michael walks back inside, panting)
Michael: See! *pant, pant* I knew it!
Angela: Michael, he won those gift certificates onl...
Michael (interrupting): No. No no no. He wouldn't have run away if he had nothing to hide! *gasp, inhale*
Ryan: We all know how paranoid Creed is. He would've up and ran if we told him there was a bird on his car.
Michael: I don't care. I'm right, and you're all going to work on it until all these conspirators are caught.
(Stanley gets up, and walks towards the door)
Stanley: Ok, Michael. I'm going back to work.
Michael: No you are not. Andy, c'mon. My office.
(Andy and Michael walk out, and lock the outside doors)
*Chaos, yelling*
Michael: Come to a decision by five! Give us a name!
(Michael locks himself and Andy into his office)
SCENE
Andy, Creed & Michael are not PC's in this game.
It is now Day One.
With 12 alive, it's 7 to lynch!
Vote: ganderin_dan's ISP
Unvote: ganderin_dan's ISP
Vote: MzzrTetris
I once got over 200 lines in Tetris. I then promptly retired from all Tetris-related activities.
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Also Vote: Void
Sorry for being wrong that game...
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I believe my first act in this game shall be to Vote: DigicoolDad.
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best start out with a Vote Niv for that reason then.
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I have the greatest of respect for those gentlemen as well. However, I am saddened to hear that you do not enjoy my compositions.
Unvote, Vote: Niv
Self-voting and proclaiming yourself inexperienced, are we? I shall have to find you scum for it.
Second, back in the day, I nearly always opened the RVS with a self vote, and reminding people I'm terrible at mafia.
Misrepresenting a random vote stage post.
Pretty terrible early. Nice to have a legitimate vote early UnVote, Vote TheMinstrel
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That is quite a blatant OMGUS. However, if you provide links to at least a good portion of the games you have played, I am willing to reverse my stance for the time being.
before I waste 10 minutes finding my old games links and putting them in the thread, do tell me why you Ignoring the fact that your post misrepresented a random vote stage vote, and instead just accusing me of voting you cause you're voting me, ignoring what I said. I posed VALID complaints towards you, and you ignored them. that's what I'd call OMGUS.
instead of responding to the accusation I posed towards you of misrepresentation, which you did actually do, you're demanding I search the forum for my old games, and you'll drop. Not is this something you can do yourself, because you can do it your self, I have absolutely no reason to lie, since it's public knowledge.
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
Pardon me if I'm reading this wrong, but since he voted you first, how can he be the one who is OMGUSing? Ignoring what someone says isn't OMGUS. It can be frustrating and rude, but you aren't accusing him of either of those.
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Guys, read Basic 50! He was scum and called me IUD! OBVIOUS SCUM TELL
Vote MzztrTetris
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OMGUS is voting someone simply because they are voting you. I have debunked his attacks on me, so, atm, I have valid accusations posed to him, which he ignored, and is still voting me. the roles have reversed. Unless he wants to pose something else to me, then his Baseless vote is relegated to that position, or at least in my understanding of the term that I haven't used in a year and a half.
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twas a joke mon ami
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I thought you were joking. You said IUD, which you did in a previous game. I found that humorous and responded accordingly.
Now that I'm aware you're serious,
1. Unvote MzztrTetris
2. Why do you think I'm scum?
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The titles of the aforementioned games would suffice, and then I'd waste my own time instead.
Votes made during the Random Vote Stage still have a meaning behind them, and the meaning behind yours made me believe that you were scum.
I would not venture to say that is OMGUS, but I shall address your previous post in this one as well.
I could quite certainly search through every single game thread for your name, but that would take even longer. All I ask for are the names, and then I shall search for them and make my judgement.
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Now as I just promised a few moments previous, a response to your earlier statements:
I shall concede that I misrepresented the situation in attempt to speak in character, as inexperienced sounds suitably intellectual. Nevertheless, I posit that you are attempting to make us believe that you are a bad player, which would make it easier for us to turn from a case on you.
Now this part I have responded to, but I will reiterate what I had previously said again: I shall like to see some examples if you are to meta yourself.
I do not agree at all; I feel that the reasons I have stated are valid.
I must say that this vote certainly feels like an OMGUS vote, and if a man speaks the tongue of ducks, and that same man waddles on land, then it is a safe assumption that the man is not a man, and is in fact a duck.
C'mon man, analyzing posts in RVS?
I say, my good sir, why do you believe that posts during the aforementioned period should not be analyzed?
Unvote: Lucid That was fun
I thought The Minstrel ended it with Niv, but regardless RVS over.
@Niv:
Never vote yourself in RVS. You may be terrible, but a lot of players will consider that a scum tactic, incluing myself. FoS: Niv
@The Minstrel:
Why the rush to try and lynch Niv? FoS: TheMinstrel
@MzztrTetris:
Your being over eager. I saw IUT's post as a joke, but everyone is entitled their opinion. IGOMEY.
@ITU:
What do you think of MzztrTetris actions thus far?
(You should read the flavor though. It's pretty awesome.)
Votecount #1:
MzztrTetris (1) - sXe
Void (1) - XX
Niv (1) - TheMinstrel
TheMinstrel (1) - Niv
InventTheUniverse (1) - MzztrTetris
Audinho (1) - Lucid
With 12 alive, it's 7 to lynch!
That's what (s)he said.
Damnation studios!
Zodiac - Doublevoter - Loss
Starcraft - VT - Loss
The Office - Mafia Rolecop - Win
1984 - VT - Vigged - Loss
Quantum - Lynched D1 Alpha Mafia - Win
Mean Girls - Town Masonizer Replaced into lynch - Loss
Startrek Voyager - Backup JOAT - Loss
Boardgame - VT- Loss
Ghost Story - VT - (replaced in)
Smalltown Animaniacs - Delay Doc - Loss
Kill Bill - One-shot Vig - Loss
Magical Girls -
Mr Potato Head -
Work hard, play casually
RVS has ended and this all you come up with?
Vote: Prophylaxis
Why do you believe ITU is scum trying to hard?
Not good. It may be because he's attacking me personally, though, so I'm trying not to be hasty.
...You know what? Screw it. Vote: MzztrTetris
Care to answer my question?
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RVS
You taking his RVS post out of context
You find out Tezz is serious and you remove your vote from him? Why?
I didn't agree with this at first.
@MzztrTetris:
I retract my question because of this.
Unvote: Prophylaxis
Vote: InventTheUniverse
@ITU:
Why do you believe the attack personal? Why did you unvote Tezz just to vote for him again?
It's going to be another one of those games...
And now he pulls his disappearance act
I really hope this doesn't turn out like Zodiac.
Damnation studios!
Zodiac - Doublevoter - Loss
Starcraft - VT - Loss
The Office - Mafia Rolecop - Win
1984 - VT - Vigged - Loss
Quantum - Lynched D1 Alpha Mafia - Win
Mean Girls - Town Masonizer Replaced into lynch - Loss
Startrek Voyager - Backup JOAT - Loss
Boardgame - VT- Loss
Ghost Story - VT - (replaced in)
Smalltown Animaniacs - Delay Doc - Loss
Kill Bill - One-shot Vig - Loss
Magical Girls -
Mr Potato Head -
Work hard, play casually
FoS InventTheUniverse
I'm curious as to how he responds to this.
Damnation studios!
Zodiac - Doublevoter - Loss
Starcraft - VT - Loss
The Office - Mafia Rolecop - Win
1984 - VT - Vigged - Loss
Quantum - Lynched D1 Alpha Mafia - Win
Mean Girls - Town Masonizer Replaced into lynch - Loss
Startrek Voyager - Backup JOAT - Loss
Boardgame - VT- Loss
Ghost Story - VT - (replaced in)
Smalltown Animaniacs - Delay Doc - Loss
Kill Bill - One-shot Vig - Loss
Magical Girls -
Mr Potato Head -
Work hard, play casually
I just don't think that analyzing RVS posts is doing good - the posts are obviously random and have little analyzing effect on the game.
Sorry guys, school happened. I'm writing up an actual post now.
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Yes.
He spelled my name the same way he did in the last game we were in. I thought he did this intentionally, so I referenced the game to continue the joke.
Because I wasn't serious.
I believe the attack is personal because he's done nothing but post accusations and no reasoning. I unvoted him because my first post was a joke, and I didn't actually want to vote him until he kept pressing and provided no explaination.
I'll ask again, in case he misses it: @MzztrTetris: Why do you think I'm scum?
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ME TOO
TERRIBLE PLAYERS UNITE
Nothing particularly interesting is happening. I completely believe IU right now and Tezz needs to explain himself more.
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so, I couln't remember the names of the old games, and found it so nicely hiperlinked, I just wasted my time anywho.
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=82737
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=91371
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=93461
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=95107 (was confirmation cause in game was a suiside)
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=104799
that was 5 of my first 7 games. the only ones I didn't were in my first two, there's probablly more.
Okay, sure, you say I'm making you try to believe I'm a bad play, i'll go with that. if that were the case, I'd have been hoping the everyone then stoped reading my posts my posts for the rest of the game? what would it acomplish if people were dumb enough to have believe me to be a terrible player from a single random vote, nothing.
You're WHOLE reason for a vote was a random vote. you placed a baseless vote, and when i called you out on it, you called me OMGUS, sure you're responding to me now, but you COMPLETLY ignored valid responses.
any vote in the RVS is still that, a vote in the RVS. the fact that you concider it a scum tactic in that stage is just wrong imo.
I don't see it, and the fact that you're not elaborating looks porely on you?
this vote is pretty terrible. i don't quite know what to think at this point.
this is moronic. the reason for the RVS is to give people things to analase early. without it, we would all have nothing to say, since nothing's been said. even if analysis during RVS is useless at best, we can analaise the analysis that was done and go from there.
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I like that Mrtzz has now given something for ITU to respond to, I'll refrain from comenting on it untll he's had a chance to respond first.
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You're allowed. Would it have been better if I chose someone to vote and made up a reason?
I thought you made a joke (a pretty good one, in fact). So I responded. You can't actually believe I think you're scum because of a recurring typo, can you?
Well, yes. I thought you were joking, so I voted you as a joke, so I unvoted when I discovered you weren't joking. I fail to see the issue.
I'm not voting you because you're voting me. I'm voting you because of the way you're voting, regardless of who it is. You quoted me, voted, and told me to die. If you had included any form of reasoning, I'd have moved on. The fact that we had to push you for answers doesn't look good to me.
Yeah, personal was definitely the wrong word, and I apologize for that. The fact that you were on me from the beginning and that most of your examples of why come from after your vote say to me that something less simple than "he acted scummy so I voted for him" is going on.
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You took this blatant joke seriously? Wow. Look who's trying to hard.
The rest of your case is pretty much grasping, but I appreciate the early discussion, get's the game running swiftly and gives me stuff to get reads from.
I don't like Prophylaxis reaction and explanation. I'm not good at getting correct reads so far in my career, and I read him incredibly wrong last game, so he's probably town
Damnation studios!
Zodiac - Doublevoter - Loss
Starcraft - VT - Loss
The Office - Mafia Rolecop - Win
1984 - VT - Vigged - Loss
Quantum - Lynched D1 Alpha Mafia - Win
Mean Girls - Town Masonizer Replaced into lynch - Loss
Startrek Voyager - Backup JOAT - Loss
Boardgame - VT- Loss
Ghost Story - VT - (replaced in)
Smalltown Animaniacs - Delay Doc - Loss
Kill Bill - One-shot Vig - Loss
Magical Girls -
Mr Potato Head -
Work hard, play casually
+1
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Or maybe both of you are town and scum are lurking under the radar.
I think we're jumping to conclusions too early. Remember, some of our players haven't checked in yet.
I fail to see tezz's reasoning.
Tetris also seems mighty jumpy.
fos tetris
@Tetris, you really tripping on this?
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I've said one thing directed at tetris, and it was saying that his lack of reasoning for his vote on ITU looked poorley on him. how on earth is that "buddy buddy"?
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I had missed the top part there, my bad.
But you mentioned him more than once in that post, (about the same thing, but still), for the record.
Still, my fos is on Tezz.
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vote InfectiousBaloth for being late to RVS in 3/3 games.
unvote
ITU and Tezz both seem jumpy. Although, jumpy, grumpy Tezz is pretty standard.