After 3 years of travel, all the myriad members of the Beta session (as well as a few trolls) have finally arrived in the Alpha session. However, something isn't quite right.
Dersite agents have been attempting to assassinate the players of the Alpha session, along with killing anyone who crosses them. You have lined up a number of likely suspects in a room. You number from the greatest heroes to the lowliest NPC's. Among you are three impostors.
If you are to secure victory in the Alpha session, the Dersite mafia must be eradicated. Only then will it be possible for the ultimate victory to be claimed, and the ultimate reward earned.
0. Ignorance is not an excuse. Know these rules and do not break them.
1. Bold your votes and unvotes please, this makes it easier for your moderator. They should look like this:Vote loran16 or Unvote
2. Any votes or unvotes not in bold will not be counted.
3. Do not communicate at night or day unless your role PM says otherwise.
4. Do not quote PMs or you will be modkilled. You may discuss the flavor and paraphrase it in your own words, but do not quote any PMs. This is your only warning. If unsure, you may send me a PM with paraphrased flavor.
5. Unvote before casting a new vote. Failure to unvote may result in the vote not being counted.
6. You may Vote: No Lynch, and a majority of these votes will end the day without a death.
7. Please do not edit or delete your posts no matter how stupid a mistake you made. This will get you modkilled. This is your only warning. I am a stickler on this.
8. Once you’re dead, you’re dead, so stop posting please. A single ‘bah’ post is permissible. DO NOT SAY MORE THAN BAH.
9. If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 72-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Otherwise, you may be prodded or replaced.
10. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. The game will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice in time, tough! No choice will be made.
11. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded.
12. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold your request so that your moderator can see it more clearly.
13. In order to keep this game moving, everyone is expected to post at least once every two to three days and if you don't, you may be replaced or modkilled WITHOUT WARNING, whatever your side.
14. In the event of a Day ending with a deadline instead of a lynch, No Lynch will occur.
15. HAVE FUN. This is not optional.
16. Lastly and most importantly: Respect us and the rest of the players; your moderator hopes to not have to modkill anyone.
Quote from Town Win Condition »
Win Condition: You win when there are no threats to the town remaining.
Living Players
1. Zenjo
2. Archae
3. parinoid
4. Iso
5. Tanarin (r. Wolf with a Bass)
Now residing in Dream Bubbles:
1. Emocakes (r. MandersHex) - Bro Strider, Vanilla Town, alignment determined Day 1
2. KittyCupCake - Jake English, Vanilla Town, killed by Barbasol Bomb Night 1.
3. Void (r. Yanni) - Jack Noir, Mafia Roleblocker, alignment determined Day 2.
4. GrickyTimmick - Draconian Dignitary, Mafia Goon, exploded Night 2.
5. Miracule - Kanaya Maryam, Town Watcher, throat slit Night 2.
6. ProphetKing - NakNak, Vanilla Town, alignment determined Day 3.
7. Megiddo - Jaspersprite, Vanilla Town, burned to death Night 3.
It is now Night 0, and role PM's are going out. Upon receiving your role PM, respond via PM OR in this thread. Once everyone confirms, Day 1 will begin.
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM POSTING ANYTHING BUT CONFIRMATION.
I will edit this post when all role PM's have gone out.
EDIT: All role PM's have gone out. Bold = confirmed
KittyCupCake MandersHex Zenjo Miracule GrickyTimmick Yanni Archae LenKenneth parinoid Iso Charmander Wolf with a Bass
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
As the night ends, you all gather in the main room of the complex.
In the center of the room is an ALIGNMENT DETERMINATION MATRIX, which can be used to determine whether someone is indeed a Dersite agent, or truly what they appear to be. However, it has a few side effects, among them, DEATH.
Because of this, you have all determined that you will only push people into the MATRIX if more than half the people in the room agree, and only a maximum of one person a day.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
:33 < *luckily, yanni soon realizes it is not a gun, but just a ball*
:33 < *the ball is tossed to the far end of the room*
:33 < *kcc chases after it*
:33 < guys, i love rping, but not like this
:33 < what you are doing is far too dangerous!
:33 < trust me, i have a lot of hisstory with it
:33 < and i've s33n the consequences
:33 < *luckily, yanni soon realizes it is not a gun, but just a ball*
:33 < *the ball is tossed to the far end of the room*
:33 < *kcc chases after it*
:33 < guys, i love rping, but not like this
:33 < what you are doing is far too dangerous!
:33 < trust me, i have a lot of hisstory with it
:33 < and i've s33n the consequences
Activity ceases for a moment as everyone looks up at a large screen on the wall, where print has begun to appear.
CURRENT wheatGrinder[CWG] RIGHT NOW opened up a memo on TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.
CWG: I must make a qUick note that I failed to mention earlier before it becomes a problem. Being dead does not preclUde a character from being one of the 12 among you. Blame time shenanigans. I shall NOT say whether any among you ARE in fact canonically deceased, however.
CWG: At this time I shall also provide a status update. Remember, with 12 alive, it is 7 to lynch! :U
GrickyTimmick - 1 (MandersHex)
Iso - 1 (parinoid)
Yanni - 1 (KittyCupCake)
Archae - 1 (Zenjo)
Charmander - 1 (LenKenneth)
MandersHex - 1 (Iso)
Miracule - 1 (Yanni)
Wolf with a Bass - 1 (Charmander)
CWG: If I am wrong, please correct me. Otherwise, continue with the bUsiness at hand.
[CWG] banned himself from responding to the memo.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Dersite agents have been attempting to assassinate the players of the Alpha session, along with killing anyone who crosses them. You have lined up a number of likely suspects in a room. You number from the greatest heroes to the lowliest NPC's. Among you are three impostors.
If you are to secure victory in the Alpha session, the Dersite mafia must be eradicated. Only then will it be possible for the ultimate victory to be claimed, and the ultimate reward earned.
1. Bold your votes and unvotes please, this makes it easier for your moderator. They should look like this:Vote loran16 or Unvote
2. Any votes or unvotes not in bold will not be counted.
3. Do not communicate at night or day unless your role PM says otherwise.
4. Do not quote PMs or you will be modkilled. You may discuss the flavor and paraphrase it in your own words, but do not quote any PMs. This is your only warning. If unsure, you may send me a PM with paraphrased flavor.
5. Unvote before casting a new vote. Failure to unvote may result in the vote not being counted.
6. You may Vote: No Lynch, and a majority of these votes will end the day without a death.
7. Please do not edit or delete your posts no matter how stupid a mistake you made. This will get you modkilled. This is your only warning. I am a stickler on this.
8. Once you’re dead, you’re dead, so stop posting please. A single ‘bah’ post is permissible. DO NOT SAY MORE THAN BAH.
9. If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 72-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Otherwise, you may be prodded or replaced.
10. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. The game will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice in time, tough! No choice will be made.
11. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded.
12. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold your request so that your moderator can see it more clearly.
13. In order to keep this game moving, everyone is expected to post at least once every two to three days and if you don't, you may be replaced or modkilled WITHOUT WARNING, whatever your side.
14. In the event of a Day ending with a deadline instead of a lynch, No Lynch will occur.
15. HAVE FUN. This is not optional.
16. Lastly and most importantly: Respect us and the rest of the players; your moderator hopes to not have to modkill anyone.
Living Players
1. Zenjo
2. Archae
3. parinoid
4. Iso
5. Tanarin (r. Wolf with a Bass)
Now residing in Dream Bubbles:
1. Emocakes (r. MandersHex) - Bro Strider, Vanilla Town, alignment determined Day 1
2. KittyCupCake - Jake English, Vanilla Town, killed by Barbasol Bomb Night 1.
3. Void (r. Yanni) - Jack Noir, Mafia Roleblocker, alignment determined Day 2.
4. GrickyTimmick - Draconian Dignitary, Mafia Goon, exploded Night 2.
5. Miracule - Kanaya Maryam, Town Watcher, throat slit Night 2.
6. ProphetKing - NakNak, Vanilla Town, alignment determined Day 3.
7. Megiddo - Jaspersprite, Vanilla Town, burned to death Night 3.
Replacements
1.
Spectators
1. Kahedron
2. Arnnaria
3. Aquajolt
4. Prophylaxis
5. LenKenneth
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM POSTING ANYTHING BUT CONFIRMATION.
I will edit this post when all role PM's have gone out.
EDIT: All role PM's have gone out. Bold = confirmed
KittyCupCake
MandersHex
Zenjo
Miracule
GrickyTimmick
Yanni
Archae
LenKenneth
parinoid
Iso
Charmander
Wolf with a Bass
(Night 0 - Showtime)
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{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
In the center of the room is an ALIGNMENT DETERMINATION MATRIX, which can be used to determine whether someone is indeed a Dersite agent, or truly what they appear to be. However, it has a few side effects, among them, DEATH.
Because of this, you have all determined that you will only push people into the MATRIX if more than half the people in the room agree, and only a maximum of one person a day.
It is now DAY 1. You may begin posting!
With 12 alive, it is 7 to lynch!
(Day 1 - Sburban Jungle)
Wins/Losses/Draws
13/2/1
Even on Easter?
Vote: GrickyTimmick for being a tricksy little hobbitses.
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Yes.
Also, Vote Iso.
Because it was so fun last time I did that.
:33 < i thought yanni was supposed to miss the first w33k?
:33 < but look!
:33 < he is ALREADY HERE!
:33 < *kcc fl33s*
> Vote: Lord Yanni.
How about for being last /in?
@KittyCupCake: What is "kcc fl33s"? I'm not too informed on Homestruck or whatever lingo this is...
ISO. DROP THE WEAPON
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You're not Murlough in this game, dammit!
I DON'T SEE THE GUN
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
THIS MAN IS OBVIOUSLY OF TERRORIST DECENT. SIR. DROP THE WEAPON.
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Wins/Losses/Draws
13/2/1
HAVE
A GUN
FTR, guys, I don't know anything about this ah...Hamsteak thing. So don't expect any flavor knowledge from me.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Breadcrumbing...?
OFFICER THIS MAN HAS A GUN POINTED AT YOU.
vote: Miracule
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{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
DO YOU WANT TO DIE
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
YOU WILL NOT DIE... IN VEIN.
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WANT
TO DIE
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
HE HAS A GUN POINTED RIGHT AT YOU
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*stands up, bows, catches a rose and throws a kiss*
Thank you, I will cherish this vote forever and always.
Vote: Wolf with a Bass
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:33 < *luckily, yanni soon realizes it is not a gun, but just a ball*
:33 < *the ball is tossed to the far end of the room*
:33 < *kcc chases after it*
:33 < guys, i love rping, but not like this
:33 < what you are doing is far too dangerous!
:33 < trust me, i have a lot of hisstory with it
:33 < and i've s33n the consequences
It speeds up the lynching process. We don't have to worry about the noose being too loose or snug. It can fit just right.
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We don't need nooses, we've gone high tech and now have a big shiny machine to push people into.
I can see this getting old fast.
I think it's funny, and fun.
also,
mIrAcUlEs
Thx Char much love to you.
Wins/Losses/Draws
13/2/1
CURRENT wheatGrinder[CWG] RIGHT NOW opened up a memo on TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.
CWG: I must make a qUick note that I failed to mention earlier before it becomes a problem. Being dead does not preclUde a character from being one of the 12 among you. Blame time shenanigans. I shall NOT say whether any among you ARE in fact canonically deceased, however.
CWG: At this time I shall also provide a status update. Remember, with 12 alive, it is 7 to lynch! :U
GrickyTimmick - 1 (MandersHex)
Iso - 1 (parinoid)
Yanni - 1 (KittyCupCake)
Archae - 1 (Zenjo)
Charmander - 1 (LenKenneth)
MandersHex - 1 (Iso)
Miracule - 1 (Yanni)
Wolf with a Bass - 1 (Charmander)
CWG: If I am wrong, please correct me. Otherwise, continue with the bUsiness at hand.
[CWG] banned himself from responding to the memo.
I...I THINK I SEE IT
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
NOW WE ALL SEE THE WEAPON
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{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
in vein.
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Veins are what you bleed from.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
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Yanni, zip up your pants.