It's time for a resurrection, continue the tradition:
Hippodrome is a comedy in the form of a script, written by members.
If you want to write an episode, just post in here and ask.
You can't post more than one episode every three days.
When writing en episode, please keep it in the standard formatting that I've used. And use small images for your characters, try to make it nothing bigger than 100x100 (To find good pictures to use, search in Google using the 'small images' fillter). Also, please try to make it follow on from the last episode. If you really want to write something completely different, you can just say something like 'They all died and some new people came along.'
Don't image leech. Upload your images at Photobucket or Imageshack, alternatively you can attach them to this thread.
Your episode can be anything you want. Just make it random and funny or whatever you want - but don't try to hard. Don't spend hours thinking up comedy gold, just write whatever comes to your mind. If it's not that funny, no big deal. Some of my episodes aren't particulary funny.
Here're some of the episodes in the archive, though some of the images linked are no longer around.
It would probably be better to upload the images in the Testing Ground so the image links don't break like they used to.
All the images I got from google I put into imageshack, I think that works.
Anyways, here's yet another attempt to be funny:
Episode 43: The Wrath of Psyduck
A regular Salvation day.
- Oh **** the muther****er from **** **** stuck a **** up this *****es ass.
- ****. TRM, are you stoned?
- I've smokd to much of this ****in pot I bought from ths hobo to answr that questin.
- Damn Nizzak.
Suddenly:
- Hewwo.
- LEtz lite him up and smok him!
:Psyduck:- I can't allow you to do that.
- Who thee **** are you?
- ^0^ I created Psyduck. - I'm in love with that child.
- (Lights the kid on fire and attempts to get high off of him.)
- (Dies)
- This **** doesnt work.
:Psyduck:- You killed my only love!
- OHOHO. You can't get high off of a child TRM.
:Psyduck:- No! I will summon my minions on you.
- CHAAAAAA!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU WANT MASTER!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?
:Psyduck:- These hooligans killed my love!
- CHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Then I must kill them!
- (Shoots laser beams at TFE)
- ***** Please. - (Dodges laser beams) - (Shoots laser beams at TRM)
- Oh **** I'm too stoned to react.
- (Gets hit by laser beams and dies.)
- Oh **** nizzak.
- (Head explodes)
:Psyduck:- WHAAAAA?!?! How did that happen?
- It appears as though your minion Howard Dean had only one weakness....and that is when people said the word "Nizzak".
- Damn Straight *****!
:Psyduck:- (Dies)
- It appears as though Psyduck is a water Pokemon. It cannot live outside of the water for too long. How sad.
- HEY THERE SEXY!!!11!
- What the ****?
- Oh. That is my date for tonight. Me and him are going for dinner, and then we will have sex at my apartment.
- YEAH! THAT's RIGHT!!!!!!!!111
- <_<
:bicycle:- (Rides Bicycle)
:bicycle:- (Crashes)
:lock:- Wow, you suck.
:bicycle:- Shaddap
:lock:- No.
:bicycle:- Shaddap
:lock:- OK
- Hey it turns out im stil alive!
:cookie:- The end.
Episode 44: Smilie Warfare! (Yeah, Salubrious did this, but I wanted to do it as well :sadcool:)
- Tehehehe.
- What are you laughing at?
- Something funny, obv.
- What? I don't get it.
- Neither do I...
- Maybe it's a conspiracy!
- Oh noes! What shall we do!
- Let everyone die, I spose.
- You can't do that!
- Here we go.
- Gee, don't be so sarcastic.
- But sarcasm is funny!
- Yes. Sarcasm funny. DERF.
- What makes you say that?
- THIS THREAD CONFUSES ME
- I know! It's so sad. *sniffles*
- I'M not sad!
- Yes, we can tell that by your grin.
- Uhhmmm...what?
- This thread shall degenerate into random spam soon.
- LOLZ LIKE THIS?
- YA LIKE THIS
- IMA BUNNY
- IM NOT
- IMA PSYDUCK
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
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It's time for a resurrection, continue the tradition:
Hippodrome is a comedy in the form of a script, written by members.
If you want to write an episode, just post in here and ask.
You can't post more than one episode every three days.
When writing en episode, please keep it in the standard formatting that I've used. And use small images for your characters, try to make it nothing bigger than 100x100 (To find good pictures to use, search in Google using the 'small images' fillter). Also, please try to make it follow on from the last episode. If you really want to write something completely different, you can just say something like 'They all died and some new people came along.'
Don't image leech. Upload your images at Photobucket or Imageshack, alternatively you can attach them to this thread.
Your episode can be anything you want. Just make it random and funny or whatever you want - but don't try to hard. Don't spend hours thinking up comedy gold, just write whatever comes to your mind. If it's not that funny, no big deal. Some of my episodes aren't particulary funny.
Here're some of the episodes in the archive, though some of the images linked are no longer around.
Episode 1: Vedaleks
by Danbanzero
[post=787704]
Episode 2: Parliament
by Danbanzero[/post]
[post=791152]
Episode 3: Corruption
by Danbanzero[/post]
[post=797915]
Episode 4: LIVE
by Danbanzero[/post]
[post=801129]
Episode 5: Kanto
by Danbanzero[/post]
[post=807846]
Episode 6: 'Hood
by Danbanzero[/post]
[post=817556]
Episode 7: Battle of the Salvation Users
by Spanglegluppet[/post]
[post=825510]
Episode 8: AKA Bob Dole!!!
by Sir Blakely[/post]
[post=827408]
Episode 9: Battle of the Salvation Users Part 16!
by Cubus049[/post]
[post=832337]
Episode 10: The Day TFE got Elected to Senate.
by Oasis[/post]
[post=834199]
Episode 11: TFE Goes to the Doctor
by The IT[/post]
[post=834784]
Episode 12: Village
by Danbanzero[/post]
[post=835520]
Episode 13: Ultimate Catdog Warfare
by The Fallen Evincar[/post]
[post=836363]
Episode 14: The Cosby, the Dole, and The Bread That Looks Like Cats
by Spanglegluppet[/post]
[post=839974]
Episode 15: Thing
by Danbanzero[/post]
[post=841223]
Episode 16: French People
by Oasis[/post]
[post=849598]
Episode 17: In a Dark Studio Somewhere...
by Spanglegluppet[/post]
[post=850057]
Episode 18: Somewhere on a Distant Magic Site
by Illuvatar[/post]
[post=855149]
Episode 19: WTF?
by Sir Blakely[/post]
[post=857973]
Episode 20: The Ministry of Homeland Security and Botched Episodes
by Greebo[/post]
[post=860187]
Episode 21: Attack of Safety-man-that-puts-every-one-in-jail!
by Gear[/post]
[post=862792]
Episode 22: Ultimate Catdog Warfare II: Return of the Doggfather
by The Fallen Evincar[/post]
[post=884301]
Episode 23: The Day Billy Got Really Mad
by Charlie Donaldson[/post]
[post=888985]
Episode 24: Some Crap That Starts Out at a Constructed Tournament
by Matjoeman[/post]
[post=892023]
Episode 25: OMGZOMGZWTFLOLZ
by t3H_p1MP[/post]
[post=892563]
Episode 26: It Ain't Easy Being the President
by Phyrexian[/post]
[post=896582]
Episode 27: The Sequel: Not as Good as The First One!
by Phyrexian[/post]
[post=896805]
Episode 28: Ultimate Catdog Warfare III: TRM Has a Shoulder Blade Fetish
by The Fallen Evincar[/post]
[post=897965]
Episode 29: Cheese Moon Aventure!
by The IT[/post]
[post=900760]
Episode 30: Revenge of the Nazis
by Oasis[/post]
[post=906252]
Episode 31: The New Battle of the Salvation Users: Part #1
by Spanglegluppet[/post]
[post=906572]
Episode 32: Ultimate Catdog Warfare IV: OMGZINTERMISSIONSUPERACTIONBLAST!
by The Fallen Evincar[/post]
[post=911361]
Episode 33: Whatever My Other Episode Was About Part 2
by Matjoeman[/post]
[post=916731]
Episode 34: The New Battle of the Salvation Users: Part #2!
by Spanglegluppet[/post]
[post=918575]
Episode 35: That Funky Monkey!
by Sir Blakely[/post]
[post=921194]
Episode 36: Attack of the Smileys!
by gear[/post]
[post=924421]
Episode 37: The New Battle of the Salvation Users: Part #3 - The Grand Finale: Clan Warfare
by Spanglegluppet[/post]
[post=944482]
Episode 38: The New Battle of the Salvation Users: Part #4 - ATTACK OF THE BANHAMMER!
by Spanglegluppet[/post]
[post=945382]
Episode 39: The Salvation Chronicles
by Salubrious[/post]
[post=945765]
Episode 40: Yo It's Like Part 3 *****
by Matjoeman[/post]
[post=966948]
Episode 41: Attack of Zombie Lincoln
by Twomz[/post]
[post=971995]
Episode 42: The Second Holiday One and Stuff
by Sir Blakely[/post]
[post=1265499]
Episode 43: The Wrath of Psyduck
by T3h_Pimp[/post]
Anyone who wants to make an episode, tell me and go ahead and start...
I myself plan a new storyline..."The Dark Man X Chronicles".
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Go for it! I'll come up with something eventually.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
All the images I got from google I put into imageshack, I think that works.
Anyways, here's yet another attempt to be funny:
A regular Salvation day.
- Oh **** the muther****er from **** **** stuck a **** up this *****es ass.
- ****. TRM, are you stoned?
- I've smokd to much of this ****in pot I bought from ths hobo to answr that questin.
- Damn Nizzak.
Suddenly:
- Hewwo.
- LEtz lite him up and smok him!
:Psyduck:- I can't allow you to do that.
- Who thee **** are you?
- ^0^ I created Psyduck.
- I'm in love with that child.
- (Lights the kid on fire and attempts to get high off of him.)
- (Dies)
- This **** doesnt work.
:Psyduck:- You killed my only love!
- OHOHO. You can't get high off of a child TRM.
:Psyduck:- No! I will summon my minions on you.
- CHAAAAAA!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU WANT MASTER!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?
:Psyduck:- These hooligans killed my love!
- CHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Then I must kill them!
- (Shoots laser beams at TFE)
- ***** Please.
- (Dodges laser beams)
- (Shoots laser beams at TRM)
- Oh **** I'm too stoned to react.
- (Gets hit by laser beams and dies.)
- Oh **** nizzak.
- (Head explodes)
:Psyduck:- WHAAAAA?!?! How did that happen?
- It appears as though your minion Howard Dean had only one weakness....and that is when people said the word "Nizzak".
- Damn Straight *****!
:Psyduck:- (Dies)
- It appears as though Psyduck is a water Pokemon. It cannot live outside of the water for too long. How sad.
- HEY THERE SEXY!!!11!
- What the ****?
- Oh. That is my date for tonight. Me and him are going for dinner, and then we will have sex at my apartment.
- YEAH! THAT's RIGHT!!!!!!!!111
- <_<
The end.
And now for some randomness.
:spam:- Sup banana
:banana:- Sup Spam
:spam:-:love:
:banana:-
:link:- I save Hyrule lolz
:stupid:- Wow ur cool.
:bicycle:- (Rides Bicycle)
:bicycle:- (Crashes)
:lock:- Wow, you suck.
:bicycle:- Shaddap
:lock:- No.
:bicycle:- Shaddap
:lock:- OK
- Hey it turns out im stil alive!
:cookie:- The end.
I tried.
I figure Episode 44 will be either me or Jack, whoever's finished first.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
(Yeah, Salubrious did this, but I wanted to do it as well :sadcool:)
- What are you laughing at?
- Something funny, obv.
- What? I don't get it.
- Neither do I...
- Maybe it's a conspiracy!
- Oh noes! What shall we do!
- Let everyone die, I spose.
- You can't do that!
- Here we go.
- Gee, don't be so sarcastic.
- But sarcasm is funny!
- Yes. Sarcasm funny. DERF.
- What makes you say that?
- THIS THREAD CONFUSES ME
- I know! It's so sad. *sniffles*
- I'M not sad!
- Yes, we can tell that by your grin.
- Uhhmmm...what?
- This thread shall degenerate into random spam soon.
- LOLZ LIKE THIS?
- YA LIKE THIS
- IMA BUNNY
- IM NOT
- IMA PSYDUCK
- You guys are WEIRD.
- LOCK!
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books