List of our current members: President- YF9K (Big Boss Banana) Rep-Solace (Banana Acolyte) Keeper of the Golden Banana-Chimpanzee (The Flying Purple Banana)
StevieT92 (Mutant Ninja Turtle Bananna)
Chin Yisou (Demon Banana)
Musashi (ninja/sword type banana)
Rock Boy (Metallic Banana)
M Shumate (Bruised Banana)
Darksteel Underpants (Indestructible Banana)
leonin_god (Raging Sex Banana)
Goblinmedics (w00t/sp00t/p00t Banana)
Ceberus (Banana Invoker)
n00bie-T (annoying banana)
-=Sterma=- (Druggie Banana)
GoblinWaiters (Teh 1337 /|/00b Banana)
Sib (Banana Zombie)
Killerbee333 (BanAna Split)
WiLdFiRe (Super Double Happiness Raging Fun Banana)
llamaman (Giant Bannana of Doom)
Hungry Dwarf (Flying Pink Banana)
Yet to check in:
xzibit a (Mexican Jumping Banana)
Musteval (Banana Chopping Lord)
Sqeetschy (Bananaphonator)
Friends of the Banana Clan:
iloveatogs
Carboman
AlphaInsidious
Lt. Ripper
avp
Retired:
Salubrious (Disco Banana)
For people who want to become members, write down these three things:
1. Your Name
2. The title you want
3. Why you love bananas
This thread is for recruiting, discussion, and of course, THIS
Clan Philosophy- The bananas will conquer all.
RULES:
1. Try to post a every post. It is not required, but if you feel the need to, go ahead.
2. Members of the clan must swear never to be cruel to a banana. A member cannot eat a banana if it apears happy and is dancing. If a member is really really hungery, however, and the banana looks like its going to start getting bad and is still not done with its happy dance of happiness, then you may eat the banana, but you will have to live with the guilt.
3. If a man charges you with a banana and is intent on stabbing you with it, shoot him and eat the banana.
5. Smoors out of the microwave suck. It aint good unless its the real deal.
(the 4th rule is missing for a reason)
6. Before you die, you see the
7. Harrison Ford! I choose you!
If you break these rules... well... i dont think i would care much... just be sure to follow the normal thread rules on top of these
of the Month-
Dec 2004- Salubrious (Disco Banana) [retired]
Jan 2005- Musashi (ninja/sword type banana)
Feb 2005- Solace (Banana Acolyte)
Mar 2005- leonin_god (Raging Sex Banana)
Apr 2005- Chimpanzee (The Flying Purple Banana)
May 2005- M Shumate (Bruised Banana)
I will always include links to our old threads in post #1 for the current clan thread. Everyone will need to check in just like when the banana clan was switched over from MTGnews. As people post, I will re-list their name under the members list. Anyone else will be kept under the "Yet to check in" list.
no its not anything u guys can fix.....just some chicks on my bus hate me and theyre like "punch him" and my friends want tp be cool so they chucked me in the snow
i like broke my finger (i landed on it) and im pissed
stevie, that kind of stuff happened to me all the time
I started just not talking to people like that, then I moved and saw just the new people I knew
now I'm at an all boys school (segregation sucks) and I don't realy have to worry about it
P.S. guys like that end up pretty unhappy after they run out of people to shove around
In school I wrote a poem, does anyone like it?
Meaningless drivel
Deaf ears and blind eyes
Don't get the message; they don't hear the cries,
Looking at nothing, Nothing looks back.
Listening to silence, they hear only black.
The red of their life is aquamarine.
The blue of my life won't dare to dream.
The title realy says it all
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I'm here. Yup thats right all in the peel!!:banana: Dance banana dance!!:banana:
:banana:-BB-:banana:
Edit(Didnt see Stevies problem): Stevie, sometimes guys that have dicks, have testorone:p. There your friends, but obviously not your close ones. Its times like these where you see who your true friends are!
Meaningless drivel
Deaf ears and blind eyes
Don't get the message; they don't hear the cries,
Looking at nothing, Nothing looks back.
Listening to silence, they hear only black.
The red of their life is aquamarine.
The blue of my life won't dare to dream.
On the brighter side, like the Who said:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.:tongue2:
I was thinking about going on a random road trip... where do they live? I could pay them a visit. But otherwise, I wouldnt really hang around with them. If they are really your friends, they would say they were sorry. I used to get a bit of that as well. The best thing at all times is to just be yourself and ignore the stupid yapping of the dumbass population that makes up much of the US. And I do agree that guys like that just end up unhappy in the end... on that note, you should know that girls like that end up being ****s. With any luck, they will end up in a ditch somewhere. Heh, no joke either... its been a few years since I got out of highschool and I'm so glad to see every jackass get what they deserve in life, lol.
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When I down a fairy you know I'm only getting started mother f***er.
wHEN i WROTE IT i JUST WANTED IT TO SEEM PROFOUND WHILE (sorry, caps lock) not saying anything at all, that was just in there 'cause I like the color aquamarine. Well, the word "aquamarine"
oh yea
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Well, M Shumate stopped using his while he was still rep, so I don't think it's really a problem. Me & Sterma (ok, Sterma & I... stupid English...) aren't using it eather.
Oh, are we still going to do that thing where our clan'll extend to online games? If so what will our tag be?
For those who don't know, a tag is a little thing that goes before your name so everyone can see you're in a clan, so:
The USSR clan = [USSR]
The omnipotents clan = )o(
The I Don't Know What This One Stands For clan = {NS}
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Possibly the last remaining member of the Banana Clan (+1)
Banana of the Month Feb '05 Cool stuff here.
List of our current members:
President- YF9K (Big Boss Banana)
Rep-Solace (Banana Acolyte)
Keeper of the Golden Banana-Chimpanzee (The Flying Purple Banana)
StevieT92 (Mutant Ninja Turtle Bananna)
Chin Yisou (Demon Banana)
Musashi (ninja/sword type banana)
Rock Boy (Metallic Banana)
M Shumate (Bruised Banana)
Darksteel Underpants (Indestructible Banana)
leonin_god (Raging Sex Banana)
Goblinmedics (w00t/sp00t/p00t Banana)
Ceberus (Banana Invoker)
n00bie-T (annoying banana)
-=Sterma=- (Druggie Banana)
GoblinWaiters (Teh 1337 /|/00b Banana)
Sib (Banana Zombie)
Killerbee333 (BanAna Split)
WiLdFiRe (Super Double Happiness Raging Fun Banana)
llamaman (Giant Bannana of Doom)
Hungry Dwarf (Flying Pink Banana)
Yet to check in:
xzibit a (Mexican Jumping Banana)
Musteval (Banana Chopping Lord)
Sqeetschy (Bananaphonator)
Friends of the Banana Clan:
iloveatogs
Carboman
AlphaInsidious
Lt. Ripper
avp
Retired:
Salubrious (Disco Banana)
For people who want to become members, write down these three things:
1. Your Name
2. The title you want
3. Why you love bananas
This thread is for recruiting, discussion, and of course, THIS
Clan Philosophy- The bananas will conquer all.
RULES:
1. Try to post a every post. It is not required, but if you feel the need to, go ahead.
2. Members of the clan must swear never to be cruel to a banana. A member cannot eat a banana if it apears happy and is dancing. If a member is really really hungery, however, and the banana looks like its going to start getting bad and is still not done with its happy dance of happiness, then you may eat the banana, but you will have to live with the guilt.
3. If a man charges you with a banana and is intent on stabbing you with it, shoot him and eat the banana.
5. Smoors out of the microwave suck. It aint good unless its the real deal.
(the 4th rule is missing for a reason)
6. Before you die, you see the
7. Harrison Ford! I choose you!
If you break these rules... well... i dont think i would care much... just be sure to follow the normal thread rules on top of these
of the Month-
Dec 2004- Salubrious (Disco Banana) [retired]
Jan 2005- Musashi (ninja/sword type banana)
Feb 2005- Solace (Banana Acolyte)
Mar 2005- leonin_god (Raging Sex Banana)
Apr 2005- Chimpanzee (The Flying Purple Banana)
May 2005- M Shumate (Bruised Banana)
Threads-
Pre-Banana Clan
1-Posted on MTGNews
2-Start on Salvation and Clan Contest 1
I thought you where goint to:
so we could see who quit & didn't tell us.
Oh, and there's this pre- banana clan thread: http://forums.mtgnews.com/showthread.php?t=188109
dunno if it counts though...
Possibly the last remaining member of the Banana Clan (+1)
Banana of the Month Feb '05
Cool stuff here.
Anyways, for those of you who want the banana banner in there sig with a link to this thread put this in your sig (but take out the *'s).
[thread=5584*][simg*]http://s4.invisionfree.com/Magic_Trading_Post/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=881343[/simg][/thread]
Hmm... "Make like a banana" you say?... "Blow stuff up"?.... I think I'll follow that advice.
:evillol::banana:
3CB and 4CB5CB!im kinda upset tho
people are dicks
®:banana:
I got a Japanese phrasebook today!
i like broke my finger (i landed on it) and im pissed
Possibly the last remaining member of the Banana Clan (+1)
Banana of the Month Feb '05
Cool stuff here.
Hai!
...I agree. That's not a kind thing to do.
I started just not talking to people like that, then I moved and saw just the new people I knew
now I'm at an all boys school (segregation sucks) and I don't realy have to worry about it
P.S. guys like that end up pretty unhappy after they run out of people to shove around
In school I wrote a poem, does anyone like it?
Meaningless drivel
Deaf ears and blind eyes
Don't get the message; they don't hear the cries,
Looking at nothing, Nothing looks back.
Listening to silence, they hear only black.
The red of their life is aquamarine.
The blue of my life won't dare to dream.
The title realy says it all
too true
....oh and theyre my neighbors
EDIT: oh and you should change the thread title.
when it appears on the front page it says "make like a banana and blow..."
:banana:-BB-:banana:
Edit(Didnt see Stevies problem): Stevie, sometimes guys that have dicks, have testorone:p. There your friends, but obviously not your close ones. Its times like these where you see who your true friends are!
On the brighter side, like the Who said:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.:tongue2:
Red is aquamarine?:eyebrow:
3CB and 4CB5CB!wHEN i WROTE IT i JUST WANTED IT TO SEEM PROFOUND WHILE (sorry, caps lock) not saying anything at all, that was just in there 'cause I like the color aquamarine. Well, the word "aquamarine"
oh yea
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
Oh, are we still going to do that thing where our clan'll extend to online games? If so what will our tag be?
For those who don't know, a tag is a little thing that goes before your name so everyone can see you're in a clan, so:
The USSR clan = [USSR]
The omnipotents clan = )o(
The I Don't Know What This One Stands For clan = {NS}
Possibly the last remaining member of the Banana Clan (+1)
Banana of the Month Feb '05
Cool stuff here.