THX, TFE. You will surely be missed. We all wish you good luck in Stanford.
To reiterate the rules, I will use TFE's wording out of respect:
Quote from The Fallen Evincar »
Well, well, well, I'm resurrecting a really great thread from 'News, first managed by ryo0oki's, then Rioyoki, and now, me, TFE.
Here's a view of the predecessor, Soul Marker II so you can get the gist of what this is: http://forums.mtgnews.com/showthread.php?t=178448&highlight=soul
Basically I can steal anyone's soul, and put it up for sale. You guys can all bid for it with humorous and creative bids, or not, just bid for it. Tell me what you'll trade for the soul, and after I've got several posts, I'll decide who gets the soul on who has the coolest/best/funniest/whatever bid.
The winner can place a title in their signature: Proud Owner of *blank*'s soul!
Blank being whoever's soul you won.
Let the bidding commence!
I will continue with the current stolen souls unless a lot of you object.
I bid the Iron :banana:. I am not at privelege to bid the Golden but the Iron is said to have magical disco properties. I also bid a rubber band, but not just any rubber band! This rubber band is um... stretchy and er... rubbery... and... uh... Okay it's a rubber band.
I'll bid a can of WD40, A bag of homemade popcorn, a yearlong suscribtion to world of warcraft, 300 sheets of printer paper, a 3rd edition websters scrabble dictionary, a packet of beet seeds, and a tube of baking soda tooth paste.
-A Foil playset of Relentless Rats
-10 outlandish insults to be used at your leasure
-Your very own Card!:
Darksteel Underpants (of Kaldara)
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Indestructable.
Equip::2mana:.
Equipped creature gains +0/+5 and is unblockable by creatures of the opposide gender(Use creature's art to determine it's gender, if it is not clear Darksteel Underpants has final say).
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"As the mists of Mirewood are ever changing so to is life." ~Tyorl Nightwind, Mirewood Ranger
A pair of Care Bears brand Darksteel Underoos
4 used toothbrushes
1/2 of a week-old baked potato
Jim Carrey's ATM card
A case of magenta Hi-Liters
A custom ringtone for your phone from Jamsters (TM): One ring to rule them all--only $5.99 a month
The left shoe that John Belushi wore in Blues Brothers
A very large Vlasic pickle
Movie passes to see Lindsay Lohan's all-girl orgyfest
I bid 1 steaming pile of everyone stopping sucking up to the mod's name :rollseyes:
-7 pairs of socks, italian knit, with leather insoles...count as shoes!
All of my stock in the Magic company
-Alpha
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Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
I bid a darksteel condom... when activated you may search you library for any instant or enchantment and play it for free targeting the creature equipped with darksteel condom.
I'll throw in a free giant growth and might of oaks
I'll also throw in LJustus after I have beaten him with a paddle imbedded with nails and let my St. Bernard anal rape him. I would just give you his soul, but I don't think he has one.
I bid 2 pairs of darksteel socks, a spray-on tan and your dream girl.
I could use some new socks, but I don't need a sprayon tan.....beach is 10 minutes away from me, and I'm already married. Besides, the restraining order keeps me at least 500 feet away from Eva Longoria at all times.
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a darksteel rod of girl summoning.
girl = underage, woman = legal....I'm not going to jail because of you.
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I bid a :cookie:. But not just any :cookie:. The best damn ever made! With real fudge chips. Oh......and a Darksteel Wedgie if I don't get it!
As much as I like :cookie:s, I don't like threats much or wedgies for that matter.
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I bid a tube of anti-rust cream. Oh, and two :cookie:'s.
I wouldn't want to use that stuff on my underpants. Two cookies though.......mmm...sweet.
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Oh, and in an attempt to get the first soul and to beat out Istanbul from doing it, I bid Myself, the Meh Clan, and Idaho. Just a pre-emptive strike.
In your own sig, you ADMIT that TFE owns you....in fact I said it....which you placed in your sig...where it says TFE owns you....because I said it....***my head hurts*** I don't want the Meh clan anyway or Idaho......just the potatoes.
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I bid the Iron :banana:. I am not at privelege to bid the Golden but the Iron is said to have magical disco properties. I also bid a rubber band, but not just any rubber band! This rubber band is um... stretchy and er... rubbery... and... uh... Okay it's a rubber band.
Damn, the Iron would be cool, but I hate disco. And the judge said I'm not allowed to have rubber bands without supervision anymore......don't ask.
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I'll bid a can of WD40, A bag of homemade popcorn, a yearlong suscribtion to world of warcraft, 300 sheets of printer paper, a 3rd edition websters scrabble dictionary, a packet of beet seeds, and a tube of baking soda tooth paste.
In order......have it, have it, don't want it, they're 500 a pack and a buck-nineteen at WalMart, could use it, hate beets, have two tubes
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I bid 5 monkeys and 22 spirits, all of which i am related to.
...................what?
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I bid 5 monkeys and 22 spirits, all of which i am related to.
Ummmmm, this scares me more than anything.
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-A Foil playset of Relentless Rats
-10 outlandish insults to be used at your leasure
-Your very own Card!:
Darksteel Underpants (of Kaldara)
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Indestructable.
Equip::2mana:.
Equipped creature gains +0/+5 and is unblockable by creatures of the opposide gender(Use creature's art to determine it's gender, if it is not clear Darksteel Underpants has final say).
You realize that technically that a Foil playset of Relentless Rats could be a few hundred, right?
I could use the insults though, I'm not that good at them
I don't really want my own card though.
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Next week's winning lottery ticket
The time machine with which I found out the winning numbers
The sexy female scientist who invented the time machine and went on trips with me to the past
The film rights for these trips
The film rights to my life
A pair of my own underpants [they will be clean]
The names, numbers and address' of girls that I have had the pleasure to meet.
The chocolate bar that I was about to eat, but now that I offer to you.
The number 3 [It will be yours forever and you shall get royalties whenever it is said or used]
A spoiler of Ravinica block
A playset of Ravinica block
The blue highlighter of power!
The german that I used today in my "German Oral Exam" [AQA board]
A copy of Diablo 2
A copy of Diablo 2: LOrd of Destruction
The secret recipe to make Mars bar cake [yes, a cake made from mars bars... yes, it is amazing]
I shall call my second born child after you [sorry, first is already taken, it's a long story...]
A Power Ranger zord type thingy
A special team who will "pimp out" anything and everything you own [yes, even your darksteel underpants will have hydrolics and a spray job]
- Kenji -
Yikes, you must want Kijin's soul....bad. Desperation isn't cool, as I already own both of those Diablos. I don't want anything to do with time travel, Chimney Imp, Power Rangers (they are PURE evil), to have anything of mine "pimped out," or the number 3. And if not willing to name your first born after me, then it's not worth bidding.
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I'll gladly offer my in-laws... even if I don't win...
I'd like to get rid of my in-laws, my parents, and all my older siblings. I damn sure don't want yours.
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A pair of Care Bears brand Darksteel Underoos
4 used toothbrushes
1/2 of a week-old baked potato
Jim Carrey's ATM card
A case of magenta Hi-Liters
A custom ringtone for your phone from Jamsters (TM): One ring to rule them all--only $5.99 a month
The left shoe that John Belushi wore in Blues Brothers
A very large Vlasic pickle
Movie passes to see Lindsay Lohan's all-girl orgyfest
All of those things frighten me, even the Lindsay Lohan movie to a certain extent....most of her friends are underage....and I already told Static I wasn't going to jail.
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I bid 1 steaming pile of everyone stopping sucking up to the mod's name :rollseyes:
-7 pairs of socks, italian knit, with leather insoles...count as shoes!
All of my stock in the Magic company
-Alpha
I'd like that too actually, though technically I'm not a mod.......just the schmuck who asked TFE for the Market.
Seven pairs of Italian knit socks......sweeet.
Stock in Magic company.....assuming you mean Wizards.....we might have a winner
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OK... Um... What do I have that I could bid...
Alright, I will give you... a Back Massage! Yes, that's what I'll do.
But no dirty stuff, I'm legit.
Ewww....ewww....I don't want a Happy Ending from someone who's drunk after I've recieved a back massage...no.
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I bid a darksteel condom... when activated you may search you library for any instant or enchantment and play it for free targeting the creature equipped with darksteel condom.
I'll throw in a free giant growth and might of oaks
I'll also throw in LJustus after I have beaten him with a paddle imbedded with nails and let my St. Bernard anal rape him. I would just give you his soul, but I don't think he has one.
I don't think I want to wrap my unit with metal.....metal is usually cold....shrinkage....fifty Might of Oaks isn't going to stop that.
As far as LJustus, I don't want him......just do the thing with the paddle and the animal rape and I'll be happy. Me...I want to strip him naked, wrap a Porterhouse around his neck, and lock him in a small room with a coyote on PCP that hasn't eaten in two days.....
I've gotten comfortable in my new Italian knit socks....
Winner of Kijin's soul: AlphaInsidious
Souls Stolen and Recieved by...
Kijin --> AlphaInsidious
Stolen soul #2 and now up for bid:
Slavan K. Guiser
Let the bidding begin!!!
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Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
-17 assasin Guinia Pigs
-The ability to crap useful things.
-The amazing power to make someone forget what they were saying by pointing at them.("You are fired, do you understand? and for another thing... wait a second...what was I saying?)
-A miniuture Albert Einstein.
-Ownership of Sesame Street. Nobody's looking...do what you like.
-A big ol' bottle of asprin
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I bid the secrets to the universe like why a pair of underwear is one item and yet called a pair. I will also stop the not funny underwear related bids if you want. People are insulting you by implying that underwear is all you care about.
I offer to expose you to pure cosmic radiation siphoned from the proto-reality that existed before the big bang havrested throgh quantum tax refunds. This will give you, among other things, super strength, super sight, super bigness, super beer brewing powers, super DCI ratings, and best of all it will grant you the power to use the awe inspiring ***** Slap For Cosmic Justice.
A pair of Darkersteel Boxers, now with 30% more indestructable.
The Nuclear Option, The Vast Right Wing Conspieracy, The Liberal Media, The Gay Agenda, and the Catholic Church. They're all yours.
Your own slave race of gnomes, a giant diamond/platinum mine in which they can toil away their meeningless existances, and a fully trained and certified team of task masters to make sure that they do.
'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. 'Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. 'Lo, they do call to me. They bid me to take my place amongst them in the halls of Valhalla. Where the brave may live forever.
Yaus! I have a soul! Hmm...what do I do with it? Can you...eat it? Cause I'm hungry-like...oh well..I'll just put it in my sig, lol...no more for me...I'm happy with just one.
-Alpha
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Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
As I've already sold my soul once, I know exactly what it is worth. 1.5 bars of Twix. I was young and I was hungry. But they were really, really good Twix.
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
1: 4 plastic cups filled with tap water
2: A squishy stress relief toy shaped like a banana
3: To convert any country, of your choice, to communism
4: Fresh Tapica (possibly in ball shape)
5: A deck of cards missing the 4 of diamonds and the Queen of Clubs and has been run through a shredder.
A lifetime supply of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
A FOIL Black Lotus (You thought Mint Alpha Black Lotuses were valuable?)
The shards of Narcil
Advance beta versions of the XBOX 360 and the Sony PS3
I bid a rod of *****-slapping, an amulet of supermodel attracting, a video of LJustus getting butt-raped by a 500-pound gorilla (using the darksteel condom enchanted with armor of thorns), and the ultimate remote control with special powers such as the ability to mute any object, to turn on or off any target, the ability to change any targets mind, and the ability to change the physical characteristics of any target. Limited only by the capacity of your imagination.
edit- i'll throw in a date with Paris Hilton and 2 rufies (you do the math).
---Darksteel Underpants
OK, since TFE is unfortunately leaving us for Stanford, I asked him if he would let me take over the Soul Market and he said it was OK.
THX, TFE. You will surely be missed. We all wish you good luck in Stanford.
To reiterate the rules, I will use TFE's wording out of respect:
I will continue with the current stolen souls unless a lot of you object.
Souls Owned:
Stax's Soul - Istanbul
nan's Soul - swinkee
Mr Bloody Minded's Soul - Stax
Salubrious's Soul - Slavan K. Guiser
Senori's Soul - Darksteel UnderpantsSorryGuy's Soul - Stax
In order to be fair, I will relinquish Senori's soul back to Senori (at least until I steal it back).
The current soul up for grabs:
Kijin
It wouldn't be fair if I used bids meant for TFE in his Soul Market, so the bidding shall commence again for Kijin's soul.
Begin the bidding!!!!!
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
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Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
3CB and 4CB5CB!-10 outlandish insults to be used at your leasure
-Your very own Card!:
Darksteel Underpants (of Kaldara)
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Indestructable.
Equip::2mana:.
Equipped creature gains +0/+5 and is unblockable by creatures of the opposide gender(Use creature's art to determine it's gender, if it is not clear Darksteel Underpants has final say).
~Tyorl Nightwind, Mirewood Ranger
~Banner by Tawnos
4 used toothbrushes
1/2 of a week-old baked potato
Jim Carrey's ATM card
A case of magenta Hi-Liters
A custom ringtone for your phone from Jamsters (TM): One ring to rule them all--only $5.99 a month
The left shoe that John Belushi wore in Blues Brothers
A very large Vlasic pickle
Movie passes to see Lindsay Lohan's all-girl orgyfest
-7 pairs of socks, italian knit, with leather insoles...count as shoes!
All of my stock in the Magic company
-Alpha
Alright, I will give you... a Back Massage! Yes, that's what I'll do.
But no dirty stuff, I'm legit.
:bunnycake:
YOURS MAY BE NEXT
I'll throw in a free giant growth and might of oaks
I'll also throw in LJustus after I have beaten him with a paddle imbedded with nails and let my St. Bernard anal rape him. I would just give you his soul, but I don't think he has one.
I could use some new socks, but I don't need a sprayon tan.....beach is 10 minutes away from me, and I'm already married. Besides, the restraining order keeps me at least 500 feet away from Eva Longoria at all times.
girl = underage, woman = legal....I'm not going to jail because of you.
As much as I like :cookie:s, I don't like threats much or wedgies for that matter.
I wouldn't want to use that stuff on my underpants. Two cookies though.......mmm...sweet.
In your own sig, you ADMIT that TFE owns you....in fact I said it....which you placed in your sig...where it says TFE owns you....because I said it....***my head hurts*** I don't want the Meh clan anyway or Idaho......just the potatoes.
.
Damn, the Iron would be cool, but I hate disco. And the judge said I'm not allowed to have rubber bands without supervision anymore......don't ask.
In order......have it, have it, don't want it, they're 500 a pack and a buck-nineteen at WalMart, could use it, hate beets, have two tubes
...................what?
Ummmmm, this scares me more than anything.
You realize that technically that a Foil playset of Relentless Rats could be a few hundred, right?
I could use the insults though, I'm not that good at them
I don't really want my own card though.
Yikes, you must want Kijin's soul....bad. Desperation isn't cool, as I already own both of those Diablos. I don't want anything to do with time travel, Chimney Imp, Power Rangers (they are PURE evil), to have anything of mine "pimped out," or the number 3. And if not willing to name your first born after me, then it's not worth bidding.
I'd like to get rid of my in-laws, my parents, and all my older siblings. I damn sure don't want yours.
All of those things frighten me, even the Lindsay Lohan movie to a certain extent....most of her friends are underage....and I already told Static I wasn't going to jail.
I'd like that too actually, though technically I'm not a mod.......just the schmuck who asked TFE for the Market.
Seven pairs of Italian knit socks......sweeet.
Stock in Magic company.....assuming you mean Wizards.....we might have a winner
Ewww....ewww....I don't want a Happy Ending from someone who's drunk after I've recieved a back massage...no.
I don't think I want to wrap my unit with metal.....metal is usually cold....shrinkage....fifty Might of Oaks isn't going to stop that.
As far as LJustus, I don't want him......just do the thing with the paddle and the animal rape and I'll be happy. Me...I want to strip him naked, wrap a Porterhouse around his neck, and lock him in a small room with a coyote on PCP that hasn't eaten in two days.....
I've gotten comfortable in my new Italian knit socks....
Winner of Kijin's soul: AlphaInsidious
Souls Stolen and Recieved by...
Kijin --> AlphaInsidious
Stolen soul #2 and now up for bid:
Slavan K. Guiser
Let the bidding begin!!!
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
-The ability to crap useful things.
-The amazing power to make someone forget what they were saying by pointing at them.("You are fired, do you understand? and for another thing... wait a second...what was I saying?)
-A miniuture Albert Einstein.
-Ownership of Sesame Street. Nobody's looking...do what you like.
-A big ol' bottle of asprin
A pair of Darkersteel Boxers, now with 30% more indestructable.
The Nuclear Option, The Vast Right Wing Conspieracy, The Liberal Media, The Gay Agenda, and the Catholic Church. They're all yours.
Your own slave race of gnomes, a giant diamond/platinum mine in which they can toil away their meeningless existances, and a fully trained and certified team of task masters to make sure that they do.
-Alpha
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
1: 4 plastic cups filled with tap water
2: A squishy stress relief toy shaped like a banana
3: To convert any country, of your choice, to communism
4: Fresh Tapica (possibly in ball shape)
5: A deck of cards missing the 4 of diamonds and the Queen of Clubs and has been run through a shredder.
That is all.....
A FOIL Black Lotus (You thought Mint Alpha Black Lotuses were valuable?)
The shards of Narcil
Advance beta versions of the XBOX 360 and the Sony PS3
edit- i'll throw in a date with Paris Hilton and 2 rufies (you do the math).